WHY I HAD CONCUSSION LAST NIGHT

There was this pretty girl I met during my NYSC days in Osun state. She's from Anambra state. I'll call her Sandra for the purpose of this narrative.

Sandra is tall, fair, thick and with a humongous pair of bosoms that will make even a celibate drool. Her sensuality always enamored me to her.
Guys she's breathtaking.

After NYSC, we were in touch for a couple of years until I stopped hearing from her.
Well, to cut the story short, Sandra called me last night. Once I ascertained she was the one on the other end, all sorts of nasty mental pictures popped up in my head.

Meanwhile, after the initial exchange of pleasantries, the following conversation ensued:
Sandra: "Hyke, have you been following #bi bladder naija#"
I was totally lost.
Me: "pardon me, I don't get what you just said".
Sandra: "#Bi bladder naija#, have you been watching the show?"
This didn't help neither. So I asked:
Me: "What show? "
Sandra: " #Big bulodder# it's on DSTV."
It took me nearly 10 seconds to process that she meant *Big brother Naija*.

Immediately, I concussed and fainted.
I woke up the next day in a hospital, and my doctor strongly warned me not to pick Sandra calls again.

Chai��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂
Anambra girls English can kill *erection*!

Op comedy is not on your linage Go and carry cement

Lemme try and laugh

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