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Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by martyns303(m): 4:57pm On Apr 30, 2010
below was a programme conducted by an organization, their finding is just mind blowing, read it to prove them wrong. Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened
where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid
out over five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you
ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the
door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man
from that floor; if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down except to leave the
place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping
centre to find some husbands.
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men
have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well,
that's better than not having a job or not
loving kids, but I wonder what's further
up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
good looking."
"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high
paying jobs, are extremely good looking,
love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting."
But there was another floor, so further up
they went."
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men
have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the
housework and have a strong romantic
streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is
empty and exists only to prove that women
are f**king impossible to please. The exit is
to your left, we hope you fall down the
stairs."
- Isnt it so true? And to the girl/lady who
posted that she agreed with the rebuttal -
MAN IM FLIPPING JEALOUS OF YOUR
HUSBAND!!!!! looks like he got an amazing
catch. The best things in life are simplistic. -
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by blackmann(m): 8:25pm On Apr 30, 2010
not only women. . . . men too cannot be satisfied grin

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud.

She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.

She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.

She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.

"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered.

Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar. Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker-looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.

Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"

The biker answers, "I'm Cess."
grin
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by emorse(m): 8:56pm On Apr 30, 2010
Ha ha ha ha. ROFLMAO. Both posts are really hilarious but still make so much sense. I think i'd have fallen victim too if I were Harry.
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by Nobody: 9:00pm On Apr 30, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Harry and the women cant be blamed, who no like better thing.
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by tkb417(m): 9:05pm On Apr 30, 2010
I think I'm the Harry in that story
I have too much oju kokoro when it comes to women
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by blackmann(m): 9:11pm On Apr 30, 2010
tkb417:

I think I'm the Harry in that story
I have too much oju kokoro when it comes to women

u sucked Cess? for real?
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by emorse(m): 9:48pm On Apr 30, 2010
@blackman. No blame tkb. Na oju kokoro cause am!
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by Nobody: 10:50pm On Apr 30, 2010
tkb417:

I think I'm the Harry in that story
I have too much oju kokoro when it comes to women
Overdose dey kill person
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by Woke4all(m): 4:39pm On May 01, 2010
Nice post but i can say not only women but human. Coz humans want are insatiable.
Re: Prove: Women Can't Be Satisfied by xavier3(m): 10:00pm On May 03, 2010
very funny

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