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Law For Women by efos: 10:27pm On Apr 30, 2010
1. Don't imagine you can change a
man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your
boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -
they should be able to put them all
up there.
4. Never let your man's mind
wander - it's too little to be out
alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might
as well - they never mature
anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just
have different faces, so that you
can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man
who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men
- most of them are the do-it-
yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do
something - suggest they are too
old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a
real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man -
look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered
around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't
ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books
you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor
does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at
his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal
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