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"These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Rachelsblog(f): 1:32pm On Mar 16, 2018
A lady got scrubbed on the wall for daring to compare the heart of men to ordinary cucumbers, The lady is question shared a photo holding 2 cucumbers and said they are well built, well sized than that of men..
But the feedback she got will blow you away..
You dont play with Twitter men and go scout free like Facebook.. lol..
See reactions below!

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Rachelsblog(f): 1:40pm On Mar 16, 2018
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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:42pm On Mar 16, 2018
grin

She shud step her game up ..I will send her some hybrid bitter gourd grin grin grin

Locally grown..At least with its unique shapes she will enjoy to the fullest & after she can make a soup cheesy

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by donstan18: 1:42pm On Mar 16, 2018
She's one of them.

After changing their pussy from normal street size to federal express road, they'll look for an innocent man to call "Tiny"

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by qmd24(m): 2:18pm On Mar 16, 2018

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Caustics: 3:23pm On Mar 16, 2018
angry
Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Neochemist: 3:24pm On Mar 16, 2018
Hmm.
She must of tasted of the 3.8 billion men in the world, for her to come to a conclusion that 90% of them, amounting to 3.6 billion are worse than those cucumbers.
The shortest duration of sex is 5 minutes and thats a quickie. If she had a quickie with 3.6billion men. That will be 18trillion minutes, which is the same as 571 years.
How foolish of a lady who is barely 40 years to come to such conclusion.
Some set of dunce are just getting popular by posting trash.

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by nextstep(m): 3:24pm On Mar 16, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin
She shud step her game up ..I will send her some hybrid bitter gourd grin grin grin

Locally grown..At least with its unique shapes she will enjoy to the fullest & after she can make a soup cheesy

shocked shocked shocked

At that stage, I don't know if it's pleasure or torture ... or both wink

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by allanphash7(m): 3:24pm On Mar 16, 2018
What is cucumber
Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Skepticus: 3:25pm On Mar 16, 2018
shocked

These are the kind of ladies birthed when a sour ss
Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by etugba(m): 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2018
See size

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by chumakk: 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2018
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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by DarkMagic(m): 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2018
Legendary ashawo grin grin

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Peterpanny: 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2018
if you are man and you still drink cold water pls stop for the sake of your preek.cold water day kill preek.

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by zangiff(m): 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2018
Okay....
Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by IamAirforce1: 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2018
Dis one Toto don become borehole

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Peterpanny: 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2018
classified hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2018
The cucumber...

Good for

Weight loss
Fresh skin
Long life
Oral health
Beauty
Hypertension
Diabetes
etc

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by krissconnect(m): 3:27pm On Mar 16, 2018
Ahhha
Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by queenfav(f): 3:27pm On Mar 16, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin

She shud step her game up ..I will send her some hybrid bitter gourd grin grin grin

Locally grown..At least with its unique shapes she will enjoy to the fullest & after she can make a soup cheesy
Wa freaking wu.. Wawu!

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by YomiTee123(m): 3:27pm On Mar 16, 2018
savage reply

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 3:27pm On Mar 16, 2018
At least they don't complain of back pain and aren't selfish cheesy

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by sexyking1: 3:28pm On Mar 16, 2018
She literally telling us how wide her puna is after fvckin 90% men on earth. Bravo horse grin grin grin

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Yoruba4Life: 3:31pm On Mar 16, 2018
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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 16, 2018
tongue

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 16, 2018
lipsrsealed

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Enmas078(m): 3:32pm On Mar 16, 2018
Who gave savagery sleeping pills... I was expecting epic clap back from those Twitter handlers..... Please next commenter should help those guys to garnish that lady with Savage reply jere....
Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Nobody: 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2018

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by Kaxmytex(m): 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2018
Some people are jux wicked

How can u call pesin wey get the same flesh as you "LEGENDARY ASHEWO"


it's too much nah.. .

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Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by powalez: 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2018
she neva try me na y she no go prefer cucumber?
Re: "These Cucumbers Are Better Than 90% Of Men" - Lady Says, But Gets Blasted by GentlemanAyo(m): 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2018
That legendary ashawo got me, say God embarassed

Well this cucumber story made me remember one beauty queen from the land of the rising sun, Igbo amaka. grin

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