Somebody pls advice of on what to do. Somebody just slapped my babe. What do i do, besides this is happening just this week she has promised to let me into her world of intimacy.

You mean right now as you are typing?

Y did he slap her?
Abeg gv us ful gist joo.

Why not go n revenge 2 show d real man in u.

And you are here crying about it,

You mean someone slapped your babe and decide to open a thread bi/tching about it. How does it relate to romance, mods please move it to crime section.

Wow!, Well, tell ur babe 2 turn the other side of her face so the person can do the same. Dnt take any revenge o!

I am assuming the poster has taken the fight to the streets since he's logged off now

^ ^ u mean becos of a simple slap if its a female that slapped d babe na fu/ck up o

what does someone slapping your babe has to do with her promise to have sex with you?

@ poster go an fight and mind you, you are fighting for intimacy but if you are knocked over another takes over the intimacy.

and you cant defend her.poor girl.please move to the joke section.you are too funny.maybe everybody in nairaland will have to fight for you,give us the details please.

am very sorry to slap your babe.please forgive me.i dont know you are from nairaland city.please.please.please.please.please.girl.please move to joke section

You berra fight back, esle, No 'Honey-Pot' for You.

God help You, if You're Bonga Fish and the Dude is anatha version of Ronnie Coleman.

SA Goddess:

I am assuming the poster has taken the fight to the streets since he's logged off now

It's Cool as long as he gives me feedback.

What leads to that event ? Well, I'll advice you to behave as a real gentleman. Approach the guy who did that in a mature way and let him tell you the reason for his action. Don't just go into exchange of blows cos he could be a black belter and am sure you won't want that to happen.

Missy B:

You berra fight back, esle, No 'Honey-Pot' for You.

God help You, if You're Bonga Fish and the Dude is anatha version of Ronnie Coleman.
It's Cool as long as he gives me feedback.

I want all the juice, what led to the bitch slap, the works

aruzuoke:

Somebody pls advice of on what to do. Somebody just slapped my babe. What do i do, besides this is happening just this week she has promised to let me into her world of intimacy.

kai, i don laf tire sote my laf don finish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXh4MB7C8pg

aruzuoke:

Somebody pls advice of on what to do. Somebody just slapped my babe. What do i do, besides this is happening just this week she has promised to let me into her world of intimacy.

sorry, go and tel ur daddy nah.

@Jkobs i really appreciate your advice. To my fellow nairalanders thanks for all your contributions. I aint strong enough but that honey pot of hers can motivate me into becoming a Muhammed Ali.

report to Police or slap the dude back

u ran to NL when ur babe was slapped and you think the boi will wait for you by the time ure done reading all the curses on NL

u nor get sense

No mind am.
If I be ur chik,no show for 3months!

n ur here telling us, when ur meant to be redialling the dude wey slap ur babe,
see mess up

They neva lock dis tin?

Missy B:

You berra fight back, esle, No 'Honey-Pot' for You.

God help You, if You're Bonga Fish and the Dude is anatha version of Ronnie Coleman.
It's Cool as long as he gives me feedback.

see your mouth like honeypot!
you even get honeypot sef!!

funny thread

And you were looking at him?

And you were looking at him?

Nice thread!! I really do love this.

get a gun nd oot the bastard

what ever you do, do not feel chivalrous and retaliate, i have seen a particular sad situation where an assault on a girl caused a fight and one of the guys died because the other had some Jujufied ring as he threw a punch.

1: So ease back and calmly collect your girl-friend to a quiet place let the tension cool down. (ask her what truly happened before you decide your next move)
2: Find out details about this guy who slapped your girl (it is not accepted anywhere in the known world to slap a girl)
3: put a hit on him like 2 years later when no one can tie you to his death

lagerwhenindoubt:

what ever you do, do not feel chivalrous and retaliate, i have seen a particular sad situation where an assault on a girl caused a fight and one of the guys died because the other had some Jujufied ring as he threw a punch.

1: So ease back and calmly collect your girl-friend to a quiet place let the tension cool down. (ask her what truly happened before you decide your next move)
2: Find out details about this guy who slapped your girl (it is not accepted anywhere in the known world to slap a girl)
3: put a hit on him like 2 years later when no one can tie you to his death

melikes
one more thing. . .make it look like suicide or accident, and if they catch you na OYO you dey