"English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija No Go Kill Me

To be honest, we need to have our own English in Nigeria, we are big enough. Even though some people will think we have pidgin English already buy hey, news flash we know speak pidgin reach some of African countries.

But this new thread on Twitter got my attention and I can't stop laughing at oir naija English. Its a new thread started by Femi Coker @femifactor and it has been trending like fire.

The thread is about some English Nigerians speak that only make sense in Nigeria. Is not a correct and acceptable English though but when you speak to a Nigerians like that, he knows everthing you mean...lol

Check out some of them below and comment your own ooooo. Mine: Let me come and be going.

More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/03/english-that-only-makes-sense-in.html?m=1

FOR ATM QUE

-MADAM PLS EPP ME SHIFT BACK SMALL
-I CANNOT SHIFT BACKER THAN THIS OO,THIS IS THE BACKEST I CAN SHIFT,SOMEBODY IS ALREADY IN FRONT OF MY BACK

Hilarious

Me: How you dey ?

Friend: i dey.

LMFAO

Me : light dey
Friend: light dey

Lalasticlacla, leave lawma Work and cum fast!

I just wonder how someone wearing slippers and tattered clothes will be walking around selling a 'how to be a millionaire' books; can't he read?

REVERSE BACK SMALL... Na where u wan reverse go before??

Inside public transport, u hear things like, Aunty please can u please "DRESS" for me make i sit... No be only dress na make up.

NEPA has brought the light.... Na wetin dem take carry the light come??

while trying to maneuver ur way out of a tight spot. Brother "Cut ur hand" well or small... If u cut the hand, i wonder wetin u go take drive...

ADD urss

The only English that I know it make sense in Nigeria is Buhari English. Try it out and it will improve your English.

really?

I will come and be going now....

Khd95:
FOR ATM QUE

-MADAM PLS EPP ME SHIFT BACK SMALL
-I CANNOT SHIFT BACKER THAN THIS OO,THIS IS THE BACKEST I CAN SHIFT,SOMEBODY IS ALREADY IN FRONT OF MY BACK

Ha!

Lwkmd

I stopped wearing (sexy) thongs, because they are painful as hell, always caused chafing & injury, and uncomfortable too. Men walk around in full shorts underneath their pants, and convince us that regular comfortable underwear are "granny panties". Emancipate!

At the ATM quen
I am at the front of your back o lemme just do abeg lemme come and be going

ClintonEmex:
I just wonder how someone wearing slippers and tattered clothes will be walking around selling a 'how to be a millionaire' books; can't he read?

Well, selling products (e.g. books) yet not spending your profit on clothes is one way to build wealth, assuming he is frugal in other aspects of his personal life.

A passenger inside a cab to the driver: Stop let me come down

Let me come and be going.

I cannot come and go and kill myself biko

Wetin dey ? I just dey

In a bus: 'abeg dress'

Mechanic : "Oga na the 'boris' spoil"

Benin guy: "are you a mechelic ?"

Warri guy: don't go there

Put the car for revise...

There is somebody in my back.

Haha

Abeg give me golden penny indomie

I want to buy grounded pepper

In Traffic: Begin dey come. Oya cut your hand go left small

Is a natural something

Reverse back