Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

Shugarlord213:



Check your mums pant

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

kaluxy007:
If you've ever lived in the type of house we call Face to Face in Nigeria then you would certainly be able to relate to this no matter how brief you stayed.

Those who have stayed in Face me I face you can relate
1- Those who have 1stclass in gossiping, they can gossip a ghost and the ghost wont be aware
2- The ones who are very poor but produce kids like wetin I no know
3- That single sister who is very accommodating, I mean she accommodates new guys every night..what a cheerful giver
4- That sister who will never give her hair breathing space, always tying scarf
5- The most superior womanizers, this set of people don't have taste, from fair to dark, slender, fat, tall even dwarfs
6- That one man that is always challenging the landlord cos the house has only one toilet ,like he came to this world to shit
7- The very proud ones, just because they married wives with big bum they think they should automatically earn your respect
8- That very ugly man who surprisingly has a pretty wife,sometimes one would wonder like 'how did he even say it, like how he take toast am'
9- The Profs-- These ones have refused to marry, they do all chores themselves from sweeping to washing and fetching water. They can cook all type of soups- Oha, Ogbono, Okro...name it but they can be very stingy, I mean they can trace their missing 10naira back to a thousand kilometers.
10- The borrowers- They can borrow anything salt, broom, toothpaste, tie even your life if possible. They are the only set of people who can knock on your door in the middle of the night just to say 'Abeg una get matches


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ba7man:
Camry muscle Very common car.

Anyways, me I don nack 64 girls this year and 27 of their mama join.

Ishilove:
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Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

NwaAmaikpe:


Which of my friends can I call to come contribute?
Okay, Evablizin come and share your daily experience.

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

kaluxy007:
If you've ever lived in the type of house we call Face to Face in Nigeria then you would certainly be able to relate to this no matter how brief you stayed.

Those who have stayed in Face me I face you can relate
1- Those who have 1stclass in gossiping, they can gossip a ghost and the ghost wont be aware
2- The ones who are very poor but produce kids like wetin I no know
3- That single sister who is very accommodating, I mean she accommodates new guys every night..what a cheerful giver
4- That sister who will never give her hair breathing space, always tying scarf
5- The most superior womanizers, this set of people don't have taste, from fair to dark, slender, fat, tall even dwarfs
6- That one man that is always challenging the landlord cos the house has only one toilet ,like he came to this world to shit
7- The very proud ones, just because they married wives with big bum they think they should automatically earn your respect
8- That very ugly man who surprisingly has a pretty wife,sometimes one would wonder like 'how did he even say it, like how he take toast am'
9- The Profs-- These ones have refused to marry, they do all chores themselves from sweeping to washing and fetching water. They can cook all type of soups- Oha, Ogbono, Okro...name it but they can be very stingy, I mean they can trace their missing 10naira back to a thousand kilometers.
10- The borrowers- They can borrow anything salt, broom, toothpaste, tie even your life if possible. They are the only set of people who can knock on your door in the middle of the night just to say 'Abeg una get matches


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YorubaAssasin:
The born-again brother / sister always trying to win souls for christ..

The particular housewife that disturbs the whole building with her cooking aroma...

ajepako:
What about the loud music players who will not let you sleep...

And the early morning cursers.... (like, oloriburuku wo lo yagbe ti ko flush yen, Awon Werey...)

I heard that a lot as an ajepako kid growing up in ldunmota...

phoenixthefirst:
OP, how about the girls that will forget their pants in the bathroom?

kaluxy007:




you be realll Ajepako

your Moniker fit you wella

inereunwa1:
wow congrats bro please can I see all your awards

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

Ten06:
His awards are VDs