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How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home by BlinksBlinkd: 12:43pm On Apr 06, 2018
HOW 2GO RELATIONSHIP LANDED ME IN PSYCHIATRIC HOME PART 1
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How i landed in a Psychiatric hospital. ”
Na my seventh day for Ipenka psychiatric
hospital be dis. The worst week and worst
birthday of my life so far. i have attempted to
escape twice ,both attempts very
unsuccessful .
All my other attempts to tell the three
doctors ,6 nurses and one spiritualist
attached to me that i am mentally ok, and
sane also proved abortive.
i am Not insane yet am am living among
insane people.Treated like an insane person
by almost insane medical personeels in an
insanely strange and different environment
from My original abode.. i don use my
korokoro eye take see d worst of the worst.I
can no longer take this.
Before i kill myself and commit suicide so
that i would be able to die,i have to make it
clear that i didnt do the act out of insanity. i
was Perfectly sane .and also to explain what
led to my being here in the first place.
My Name is Boo Osin,Patient 437 ,ward
7 ,maximum protection. ..What led me to my
present predicament Started from a Steamy
romance that i began with a lady on 2go ,
Four months Ago !!!
As as single guy at 22 years old wey no get
any
previous serious relationship or engagements
with any lady before, na every platform wey i
fit use get a girl na hin i day
explore.,Twitter,Facebook,badoo,Nairaland
and boku dating sites.
I bin get everything wey man suppose get.
Finacially stable ( small sha) ,Tall, deliciously
handsome and breathtaking with 6 packs
,light in complexion as i con add pink lips join
with a perfect gap tooth..i get Davido
dimple,kiss Daniel lips,iyanya’s body.wizkid
Skin ,Lynnx height and Korede bello eyes.
But every of my attempt to get a girl in a
Serious relationship no dey comot well.Some
of
dem go end up putting me for friendzone.
Different kind of zones.Some recharge card
zone, some come and help us check the
Generator” Zone, some na “what time is the
lecture ” Zone,and many more zone wey dem
bin they put me.Infact i bin don turn zonal
officer for dem girls hand.
I be day think say this dis thing na Spiritual
and don dey plan just date any girl wey i see
next,whether na olosho or not, i no care.. At
22,I never get girl wey go day call me “honey
pie” , sweetie” yoghurt and all dese names
wey fit give person diabetes.Even if my boo
get a boo,right now..I no send..

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