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After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 8:53pm On May 14, 2010
A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife ? ?Honey, there?s a hot breakfast waiting for you in the kitchen. Love, your wife?. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He stumbles into the bathroom and notices a huge black eye. After shaving, he goes to the kitchen, and sees that the hall mirror is broken too.

His son is in the kitchen and as he?s eating his huge breakfast the guy asks the son what all this is about.

Well, last night you came home drunk off your backside, stumbled into the mirror and hit your head on the doorknob. Mom helped you to bed, and as she?s trying to get your pants off you kicked her away and said ?get off me lady, I?m married?.
Re: After the Hangover by Dyt(f): 9:21pm On May 14, 2010
? ? ?
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 9:25pm On May 14, 2010
kilode na? angry
Re: After the Hangover by Dyt(f): 9:43pm On May 14, 2010
Arrange ur face well abi u don shayo ni
Re: After the Hangover by Kunbee: 10:38pm On May 14, 2010
Where is the joke
Re: After the Hangover by lbotus(f): 10:48pm On May 14, 2010
Studio shayo na naughty person
Re: After the Hangover by Kunbee: 12:06am On May 15, 2010
No mind him
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 11:43am On May 15, 2010
abeg make una no derail this thread,

and if una no fit see the joke, make una just jump the thread pass,
haterz una dey hear?
Re: After the Hangover by Akosbaba(m): 9:42pm On May 15, 2010
^^^no mind them,d joke try small
Re: After the Hangover by Jaideyone(m): 3:33pm On May 16, 2010
Very dry,
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 5:21pm On May 16, 2010
post your own lets see if u sabi use your BRAIN
Re: After the Hangover by olu4life(m): 6:49pm On May 16, 2010
Cant find d joke.
Re: After the Hangover by dani1luv: 7:29pm On May 16, 2010
??
Re: After the Hangover by Nobody: 11:33pm On May 16, 2010


dry joke
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 7:02pm On May 17, 2010
haters stop hating angry









A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.
Re: After the Hangover by Nobody: 8:32pm On May 17, 2010
no mind me, u try sha
Re: After the Hangover by Abbygyal(f): 11:45am On May 18, 2010
i dnt get d jokes. . . . . .disappointed jawe. wink
Re: After the Hangover by sonyeah(m): 5:47pm On May 18, 2010
yawns embarassed
Re: After the Hangover by flexystar(f): 6:12pm On May 18, 2010
Abbygyal:

i dnt get d jokes. . . . . .disappointed jawe. wink
what do u mean guy is it that u cant think? then u most be joking.
let me explain.
the patient was afraid because if the nurse should consoled the Doctor that means the patient has limited chance of surviving.
this joke is one of the bomb. kiss
Re: After the Hangover by Abbygyal(f): 6:23pm On May 18, 2010
flexystar:

what do u mean guy is it that u cant think? then u most be joking.
let me explain.
the patient was afraid because if the nurse should consoled the Doctor that means the patient has limited chance of surviving.
this joke is one of the bomb. kiss

u saying i cnt think was uncalled for, aunty. . .
i meant the first joke undecidedwink kiss
Re: After the Hangover by dani1luv: 6:46pm On May 18, 2010
sad . .dissapointed sad
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 4:52pm On May 19, 2010
ABBYGUL,

shattap hard tough gurl, if u no understand the joke, fly comot for road go continue with your plate washing jor. angry




flexystar, Lolll
kiss kiss kiss thanks for appreciating my joke grin u be better person cool





those of una wey no dey fit do without hating, i no open this thread for una, u guyz should stop derailing this thread wey i create specially for matured minds wey sabi read and understand something cool

just jump am pass if u no dey fit understand wetin u read, Thank you cool
Re: After the Hangover by Abbygyal(f): 5:14pm On May 19, 2010
Studio CFR:

ABBYGUL,

shattap hard tough gurl, if u no understand the joke, fly comot for road go continue with your plate washing jor. angry



kmt. . . . i get dishwasher for house. go figure! lol just shut up
Re: After the Hangover by Ben13: 5:26pm On May 19, 2010
Studio CFR:

abeg make una no derail this thread,

and if una no fit see the joke, make una just jump the thread pass,
haterz una dey hear?

I can't believe this is coming from you. grin
Lol. . .keep the jokes coming, you dey try.
Re: After the Hangover by Nobody: 6:41pm On May 19, 2010
the jokes try a tiny little bit at least i smiled.
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 6:46pm On May 20, 2010
some people here needs a re-branding.

i get hot temper, infact i go wound somebody o angry
Re: After the Hangover by EfemenaXY: 7:21pm On May 20, 2010
Studio CFR still didn't get the 1st joke o! <looks furtively around>

Ok, so the drunk guy kicks his wife and yet she prepares a huge breakfast for him

<dashes for cover under the table, >
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 2:24pm On May 21, 2010
Jambite like you,
keep reading the joke over and over again by the grace of god u fit understand cool
Re: After the Hangover by Ben13: 2:34pm On May 21, 2010
More jokes, pls. wink
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 2:44pm On May 21, 2010
how much are we talking bout mehn?, i worked so hard to put this jokes together grin
Re: After the Hangover by StudioCFR(m): 3:02pm On May 21, 2010
here try this joke

…, ”a really ugly girl walked into the doctors office because she thought that she had a disease.So she went to the office and the doctor said”if we really want to find out i will need you to strip please”.The lady stripped down completely and the doctor gave her a stern look and said”oh my this is not good at all”,he sighed.”whats wrong doctor”?im very sorry to say this but you have exzackery disease”.”Whats that”?Its when your face looks exzackery like your butt. LOL i made this one up two days ago.




jump am pass if the joke aint funny to you angry
Re: After the Hangover by Ben13: 3:14pm On May 21, 2010
LOL. . . I loff to be a doctor but not this type. grin

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