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Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 4:00pm On Jun 01, 2010
undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 4:00pm On Jun 01, 2010
do u av to give a demo?

femmy so u still dey alive?
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 4:08pm On Jun 01, 2010
Hmmmm
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 4:14pm On Jun 01, 2010
@ captain, phemoro na dry bone grin cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by Phemour: 4:17pm On Jun 01, 2010
Ben-10:

See as baba kokumo head bend like beans.
unku mukude no dey flush toilet.

romsky:


femmy so u still dey alive?

i nefa die

sylve11:

@ captain, phemoro na dry bone grin cool
Chai! mama say mak i no fight today. . .
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 4:24pm On Jun 01, 2010
phemour where u come go since? cool grin cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by Phemour: 4:25pm On Jun 01, 2010
Kuvuki Land where my fomiliki dey.
Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 4:35pm On Jun 01, 2010
blooody liar u were imprisoned by sharia court for kissing a beiby
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 4:50pm On Jun 01, 2010
mmmmcccchhhheeeeeewwwwww!!!! angry i think say the thread make sense sef! exits immediately
Re: Face Me I Face U by nich(m): 6:05pm On Jun 01, 2010
hectorswag:

mmmmcccchhhheeeeeewwwwww!!!! angry i think say the thread make sense sef! exits immediately
kokumo, iya shukura dey call u o. she say u nefa pay for the pure water wey u drink.
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 6:35pm On Jun 01, 2010
Wetin le woli dat baba kokumo sef,gerraway u
Re: Face Me I Face U by gidson12(m): 9:52am On Jun 02, 2010
Dyt no let me reconstruct that ya face 4 u oh, i no dey leave with u 4 dat ya f-m-i-f-u house, na duplex wey me dey stay. Go and ask ben my gate man, lol.
@ romsky,
hw fa na, long tym
Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 11:06am On Jun 02, 2010
gidi na real long clock o
ow ya wife, mistresses, concubines & childrenses?
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 11:59am On Jun 02, 2010
Landlord don come bak from trip. . So wetin dey shele 4 my compound
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 12:03pm On Jun 02, 2010
You need to prepare plenty quit notice. Them want kill us with bad air for this compound.
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 12:37pm On Jun 02, 2010
Ben how far? cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 2:35pm On Jun 02, 2010
wen mallam ben bcome alfa?
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:47pm On Jun 02, 2010
Wey baba ubong waka go now,ow far na Talingo, y baba shioma dey look lyk thief lyk dis,eferytime e c baba landlord e lyk 2 dey do ova sabi
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 4:24pm On Jun 02, 2010
ur pidhin english dey very tiring jor sad cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 7:43pm On Jun 02, 2010
hehehehe finishing grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 11:50pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^ Wia you go? shocked shocked
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 9:51am On Jun 03, 2010
hausa quarter cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 9:55am On Jun 03, 2010
Tanimz,
Bussy my dear.
U nko? How are u
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 9:59am On Jun 03, 2010
gerrout! lie! lie! busy doing what? angry cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 11:33am On Jun 03, 2010
Ben-10:

You need to prepare plenty quit notice. Them want kill us with bad air for this compound.
For my compound . . .the one wey I build wit moi own money angry
Who are those . .Give me names angry
Remember it's ur turn to clean the toilet. . .
Have you done it undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 1:27pm On Jun 03, 2010
sylve11:

gerrout! lie! lie! busy doing what? angry cool

u well so? sad
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 1:54pm On Jun 03, 2010
ask D1 sad cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 1:59pm On Jun 03, 2010
awwwwwwww. .poor you
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 2:32pm On Jun 03, 2010
Studio CFR:

Tanimz,
Bussy my dear.
U nko? How are u

Your dear ni bo? shocked shocked

Im fine jo, you talk say you busy, busy doing what? undecided undecided

dani1luv:

For my compound . . .the one wey I build wit moi own money angry
Who are those . .Give me names angry
Remember it's your turn to clean the toilet. . .
Have you done it undecided


See pessin wey dey claim wetin no be im own. angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 3:12pm On Jun 03, 2010
studio is so busy unclogging toilets
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 3:17pm On Jun 03, 2010
i jump am pass,

romsky respect yourself angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 4:45pm On Jun 03, 2010
As me jst dey waka 4 backyard i com hear voices *hmm ha hmm ha oooo hmm* i cm look say which kind noise b dis 4 dis afternoon,u no wetin i c?

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