Until she started told me how many guy friends she had and how their display of intimacy with her was no big deal.

things were fine until i discovered he had tore off the first page (where i had wished him a great year and signed off with my name) from the book i had given him for christmas !

things were fine until he told me suddenly that he was going away on a ''vacation'' and asked me not to call him, ''except it was an emergency'' and that ''he will call me''. it was not rocket science to know he was off with another woman !

Things were fine until I made a joke about going thru her phone and she immediately snatched it out of my hand and put a a password on the keypad lock.

Things were going fine until she told me her ultimate fantasy was to be raped by 4 guys at the same time.

Things were going fine until she told me her ex-boy friend was her best friend, that would never change and I should get used to it.

Until she told me she thought sex was dirty and only designed for procreation.

SA Goddess:

LOL, women tend to get ahead of themselves sometimes, forgive her!

Awww,  that's a shame. Just dig your swagger  You live in the UK? BTW does this forum not have a PM facility?


No PM facility I am afraid, but thanks for picking up my swagga, really!

email is elseohjay@gmail.com. Holla me. Thanks.

until she told me on the phone she was at home when I could see her right in front of me at the gentlemen's club.

Onchedu:

Until she told me she thought intimacy was dirty and only designed for procreation.

LWKMD this dude is funny. BTW how come you have this much bad luck with women?

elseohjay:

LWKMD this dude is funny. BTW how come you have this much bad luck with women?

It's because he's a practical guy!

Ujujoan:

It's because he's a practical guy!

Yeah that would explain it. Practical indeed

Untill she called me late at night-extra kool hr. Gosh! How i hate it.

funkybaby:

things were fine until i discovered he had tore off the first page (where i had wished him a great year and signed off with my name) from the book i had given him for christmas !

things were fine until he told me suddenly that he was going away on a ''vacation'' and asked me not to call him, ''except it was an emergency'' and that ''he will call me''. it was not rocket science to know he was off with another woman !

****ahem****

i was busy at work

Things were going FINE until Funkybaby got preggers for me.

tkb417:

****ahem****

i was busy at work

tkb, no be laughing matter oh  

how i go give person xmas gift and the person will tear off the front page? meanwhile all the books he has given to me have lovey dovey words with his name printed boldly on them.  

~Sauron~:

Things were going FINE until Funkybaby got preggers for me.

yeah, i understand how you feel. its only a phase.

9months from now, and you have twin boys 'junior saurons' in your hands, you will loff me to bits

funkybaby:

yeah, i understand how you feel. its only a phase.

9months from now, and you have twin boys 'junior saurons' in your hands, you will loff me to bits

Haha!!!!
Just keep em safe for me. . . . . .

~Sauron~:

Haha!!!!
Just keep em safe for me. . . . . .

sure ! no worries !

. . . . Until I Turned 12

Until he transffered from his uni to mine, then i realized how much of a pain in the a$$ he really was.

Untill he stopped calling and cared less then i realise they was someone else WTF

Until she told me her dad was the high priest of some cult she believed in.

Until he relocated and started 2 act in a very funny way

things were going on fine until  we had intimacy n his manliness almost tore my womb (too big n long)

things were going well with us until distance came along

ayanfemy:

things were going on fine until  we had intimacy n his manliness almost tore my womb (too big n long)

DEATH
i just cant stop laffing

ayanfemy:

things were going on fine until  we had intimacy n his manliness almost tore my womb (too big n long)

Wahala dey o

Until she told me she was a career pursuing and would take up a new job in Sokoto and I lived in Lagos if it paid well enough, without consulting with me when we get married.

Until she told me uncle Sunny wasn't really her uncle but her ex sugar daddy. Damn! All the while I was showing the man respect fah.

nana:

Wahala dey o

Oga ju. Lmfao

Until she arranged to accidentally have to sleep at my pals house one nyt when I wasnt in town.

untill onchedu came along

CuteAngel:

untill onchedu came along

Really?