This gentleman who had long been vilified by his girlfriend for not buying her female underwear decided to oblige her on her birthday.
So the day comes and this guys goes into the shop,he goes staright to the bra section and just stood there staring at the several racks of diferent bra sizes

Now one of the shop attendants had noticed him and came over to the man to assist and the following converstion ensued;

Attendant:Excuse me sir,can I help you with anything

Man:Yes,yes

Attendant:Okay,how may I help you

Man:I want to buy a bra for my girlfriend,just a beautiful bra

Attendant:Well sir,as you can see,all our bras here are beautiful,what's your lady's bra size

Man:Err,emm,err,well I dunno

Attendant:Okay,are they as big as paw paw?

Man:No,not at all

Attendant:Okay then,are they like melon?

Man:No

Attendant:How 'bout oranges,are they as big as

Man:No

Attendant:Well then,are they like eggs?

ManSmiling)Yesssss,they're like eggs,but fried eggs

I v heard it b4, but its ok.

we know bt still encourage the guy

OMG that's funny - never heard that one b4,

If they're like fried eggs then he doesn't need to buy a bra then!

Na Great grandmother be d babe?

jossy_1luv:

I v heard it b4

So what?you know how many jokes we don hear before??
Except you're calling me out to a contest and bros I no run o

@poster, shey na your babe be dat?

Hahaha that was funny!
Fried eggs.

hectorswag:

@poster, shey na your babe be dat?

No sir

rasputinn:

No sir

ok, i for say,
no vex

^^^^
Shuo,which one body dey fone you,abi you do something like that,?if so tell us abeg

rasputinn:

^^^^
Shuo,which one body dey fone you,abi you do something like that,?if so tell us abeg

[size=24pt] so, wetin con do the question wey i dey ask? just answer the questtion duuh!!![/size]

hmmm. . .

hmmm. . . they say temptation is always around the corner, and i choose not to concede, therefore i bind and cast whatever force that is tempting me to use my kantana on you!

Ben no vex jare

too long, too dry

cup

wat the size of a fri egg

bra bra bra everywhere u go, habba, were una church mind dey sef?

Studio CFR:

bra bra bra everywhere u go, habba, were una church mind dey sef?

Studio wetin u dey do for here?

Commot dis place an come back

I promise u say better bra size dey the hangover thread

hard drillin there