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Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 4:25pm On May 12, 2018
shaybebaby:

Might be better in that respect because you know wassup as opposed to the man doing it codedly but you giving up that pumpum not realising he's been dipping it in other Wells.

Atleast, here you know so can protect yourself adequately. (playing devil's advocate here, I believe in one c0ck, one cvnt lipsrsealed)

thats fine.we can always do one cunt at a time . deal? grin
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by shaybebaby(f): 4:25pm On May 12, 2018
Mindfulness:


gringrin

See testimony. Please, is it a religion? How can I join? I am aspiring to becoming the Highest Priestess.






grin grin, still trying to find how to market it. Loosely the modus operandi would be like that of African churches. (I have another craving for a private jet)
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by shaybebaby(f): 4:26pm On May 12, 2018
oyb:


thats fine.we can always do one cunt at a time . deal? grin
For sure but we need to define the length of time, no? grin
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Dyt(f): 4:52pm On May 12, 2018
shaybebaby:


grin grin, (I have another craving for a private jet)

cheesy cheesy
Oyb
Over to you

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Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by shaybebaby(f): 4:59pm On May 12, 2018
Dyt:


cheesy cheesy
Oyb
Over to you
It is the year of assurance. grin
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Dyt(f): 4:59pm On May 12, 2018
shaybebaby:

It is the year of assurance. grin

Yesoo
We must partake
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 5:52pm On May 12, 2018
shaybebaby:

It is the year of assurance. grin

You get the plane after the erm puzzy whipping. Not before.

Can you guarantee erm chioma class mind blowing knacking

If Sophie had the bombass p she would have the assurance. Izz not by booty alone.

If you can drop it like ms chioma, then we have a deal. cheesy
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Martin0(m): 5:55pm On May 12, 2018
victorian:











Thank God u remember who send you. Lol
When u call me, agbalagbi abi agbalabo angry
Only God knows where u got such name from? undecided hahahah i got it from a female friendgrin
And the next thing that came to my mind is agbalagbafo angry hahahahaha
Thanks for the holla, happy weekend to u.. Enjoy!
yeah!
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by shaybebaby(f): 5:55pm On May 12, 2018
oyb:


You get the plane after the erm puzzy whipping. Not before.

Can you guarantee erm chioma class mind blowing knacking

If Sophie had the bombass p she would have the assurance. Izz not by booty alone.

If you can drop it like ms chioma, then we have a deal. cheesy

Deposit nko? Before smashing, you give me the jet without wings.

After we do the do, you release the wings. I sha cannot be driving jet like molue on the road na!

Don't worry, satisfaction guaranteed. So much you will dash me a yacht on top. grin kiss

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Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 6:24pm On May 12, 2018
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Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by victorian(f): 7:01pm On May 12, 2018
Generals06:

Lol. You ever imagined what would happen if he keeps fuccking and the lady does not get pregnant despite fertility tests confirming she is ok? grin











I don imagine nam tay tay . Even before I got to the second page.
And he go just dey fucvk dey go, cos no shi shi go drop unless she's pregnant. Then another lady will jump ship, He continues the same circle. Just dey fucck dey go with no mercy! Until he fucck so many gullible ladies out there. What a crafty man! angry
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by victorian(f): 7:06pm On May 12, 2018
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 8:33pm On May 12, 2018
shaybebaby:

Deposit nko? Before smashing, you give me the jet without wings.

After we do the do, you release the wings. I sha cannot be driving jet like molue on the road na!

Don't worry, satisfaction guaranteed. So much you will dash me a yacht on top. grin kiss

Jet without wings grin grin grin

You will be my negotiator, going forward grin
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by shaybebaby(f): 9:14pm On May 12, 2018
LivingFree:


Jet without wings grin grin grin

You will be my negotiator, going forward grin
It's just to lull him into a false sense of security. As long as the engine is good, I can always ebay that ish, wings or no wings lipsrsealed
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 9:19pm On May 12, 2018
shaybebaby:

It's just to lull him into a false sense of security. As long as the engine is good, I can always ebay that ish, wings or no wings lipsrsealed

grin
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nofav0rs(m): 10:29pm On May 13, 2018
victorian:












Don't mind him, he thinks all women in Nigeria are desperate. Even saying married women should stop contacting him. I was like who does he think he is?
Anyways if some women have not learnt their lessons in the different cunning antics of some men to fucvk mercilessly for free, scattering the pusssyyy, ,increase body counts and dump afterwardS, just because of trips to America , when the baby is about to be born, then it's finished for such ladies.

I like you, intelligent and well calculated plan &strategies trips me alot. You've made my day, already kiss


Thanks my sis.
Why you so pain tho? You come carry the matter out for head. Your neck go break o
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 9:29am On May 14, 2018
To those I have refused their offers, please don't message me again. It simply means that we have no common grounds. To those who I have agreed to meet up, Please strictly confidential. No time wasting. Thanks.

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Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 4:09pm On May 14, 2018
We don hear.. Mods help us close this thread abeg!
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Pataki: 5:33pm On May 14, 2018
I guess the OP is just joking/fooling around here. undecided

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Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by armyofone(m): 10:57pm On May 14, 2018
*cough cough*
Where have you been hiding?
Pataki:
I guess the OP is just joking/fooling around here. undecided
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Pataki: 6:34am On May 15, 2018
armyofone:
*cough cough*
Where have you been hiding?

Hauwaaaa! I have limited myself mostly to the sports section these months. grin grin grin

How are you doing dear?

Semper fi! cool
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 8:56am On May 15, 2018
OfficialDad:


FBI . undecided believe any

Lol. Alright I will.
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:00am On May 15, 2018
OfficialDad:


What the fvck!!!!! , what are you thinking? , so honest compliment is a sin?. Oboi shocked

Enough of the brouhaha, OfficialDad..
Your compliment is highly appreciated. Gracias.
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:03am On May 15, 2018
Dyt:


Wondering why the thread is still here even after you have given him a go ahead?
cheesy cheesy cheesy

You are really so beautiful
You will make beautiful babies
kiss kiss kiss

Lol. He is a confused dude, bae.
There are so many willing surrogates out there but he wishes to drag his delinquent self on here to swindle Nairaland's beautiful babes. cool

You must be beautiful too. You should apply as well. undecided grin.. This is an opportunity, BAE.
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:05am On May 15, 2018
Martin0:


uyi uyi, for your mind oo, but abeg oo nor fill that face oo jus leav it like thatgrin

Oboy! shocked
Wetin you dey yan na?
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Dyt(f): 9:16am On May 15, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. He is a confused dude, bae.
There are so many willing surrogates out there but he wishes to drag his delinquent self on here to swindle Nairaland's beautiful babes. cool

You must be beautiful too. You should apply as well. undecided grin.. This is an opportunity, BAE.

He can have us both
Don't you think?
We can both give one
cheesy cheesy cheesy
You are too beautiful to be ignored

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Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:22am On May 15, 2018
Dyt:


He can have us both
Don't you think?
We can both give one
cheesy cheesy cheesy
You are too beautiful to be ignored

Lol. That'll be a great idea.
Let me quickly reply his PM.
I can't wait. grin grin
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Dyt(f): 9:24am On May 15, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. That'll be a great idea.
Let me quickly reply his PM.
I can't wait. grin grin

Go girl
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Martin0(m): 9:39am On May 15, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:

Oboy! shocked Wetin you dey yan na?
which kin rori question be dis na?
omoge I dey yan say u make sense
Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 9:39am On May 15, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:


Enough of the brouhaha, OfficialDad..
Your compliment is highly appreciated. Gracias.

Move!!! Please. WTF!

Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Nobody: 9:40am On May 15, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. Alright I will.

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