The ugliest part of being a girl is waking up
one morning just to find that your
bedspread and your dress is stained with
blood.
If you stay alone you're safe, you can just
pick up the bedspread and your dress and
head straight to the bathroom but if you live
with people, e don be for you, that awkward
feeling of trying to hide, like a kid who has
stolen his mum's money and is caught red-
handed.
You look yourself in the mirror and you can't
even recognize yourself. It's either rashes or
terrible pimples, in fact acne. Sometimes it
comes with so much ugliness some other
time it brings extreme beauty. Nawao.
First you get annoyed with the fact that you
have to wash the bedspread,blankets and
dresses. You however realise on getting up
that there's no strength left in you coupled
with sharp waist pains but you must wash
up, so you move like a soldier who doesn't
want to die but must fight for his country.
You head to the bathroom, soak the clothes
and stare at them for a while thinking if you
should go ahead or not. The thought of
touching cold water pheew. Hell. If you are
brave, you wash, if you aren't, you go back
to bed with the excuse that you need hot
water to be able to do what you should do.
When all the clean up is done, it's dressing
time. All braziers become undersize, the tits
hurt like acupuncture gone wrong and if
you're insane, you manage wearing the
braziers like that. The sane, walk around
braless.
You roll from one end of the bed to the
other, then feel like eating rice,potato and
suya mixed with sugar and a little Viju milk
inside soup, very nonsensical cravings. You
find out this is not possible so you
remember you have left over moi-moi, you
smile then head to the kitchen. On opening
the pot, you feel like throwing up. The once
tasty food now smells like fart.
Mood swings become the order of the day.
If you're unlucky and you call at this
moment, sorry, friendship has ended
without apology. You want to be left alone
so people's voices become very annoying.
Picking on everything ,necessary or
unnecessary becomes the order of the day.
Explaining yourself gets irritating and almost
every explanation ends up in a fight. Those
who are not brave bear the pain, those who
are brave just roll up and cry,a favorite place
would be under the bed.
For me, this is the worst time to go to
church. If I ever do so, my jotter would be
full of all the grammatical mistakes of the
pastor. All the people with mouth odor and
body odor would have their names written
in my book of life. I would know everyone
who slept in the service and everyone who
has an old shoe.
This goes on for 3 days to one week
depending on the person.
It is funny that some family members
especially the male folk would expect you to
cook in this state. Hunger go kill una. Choose
your thunder, red or black.
The price of sanitary pads are even
increasing as if women chose to live this
way. Sanitary pads should be free and
condoms not free because people choose to
have sex but menstruation is not by choice.
Tomorrow Bob risky will want to be a Girl
that doesn't menstruate. On behalf of
Nigerians we dash you to Malaysians.
Finally all those girls that say they can't study
medicine because of the sight of blood,
come close, can you lie that lie again. Just
give me another reason cos this blood, you
see it, first hand. Every month, every year.
Shout out to every girl out there. We all go
through stuff but we get up, dress up, turn
up and never give up.
#copied#

Thumbs up to all ladies out there... Being a man ain't easy is the usual quote, but neither is been a girl...

Ok.. So how much is sanitary pad? But you girls keep buying costly Samsung phones and making expensive hairs..

There is a way out.

Become a transgenderr

hmm. touching one...but after pasing through all these pains and agony they will let a guy molest them in the name of love.

A better title would be: Ladies & Tomato Selling: The Untold Story!

Mehn, Everyday i wake Up with a bowed head and humbled heart, I whisper a solemn "thanks Lord for designing me with Balls!"

mtcheeew do i care anyway?

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This Is Serious o.

So This Is What You Go Through Every Month And You Still Cheat...

Which Type Of Thunder Will You Like

...

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Do You Think Waking up With A Hard Dick Is Easy?


You Try To Press It Down But The Idiot Is Fighting back At You.


Some Times You Use The Opportunity To Measure The Length and Smile At The Increase...


You Hold It And Weigh It And Shake It... Its Big and Strong, Good To Go...



You Begin To Feel Like Mandingo...


You Are Tempted To Apply Vaseline but You Remember That Trumpet Might Sound Immediately You Start...



You Feel Like Sunshine when Its Hard And Sometimes You Feel Angry And Embarrassed...


I Thank God For Making Me The Driller

ok

Cutehector:
Ok.. So how much is sanitary pad? But you girls keep buying costly Samsung phones and making expensive hairs..

Those are gratifying...not sanitary pads.

I've already begun to see my own signs...my nipples have become painfully tender.

It would have been more convenient if we simply saw our periods first month of pregnancy. That way, people like me would only menstruate twice in a lifetime!

PrimadonnaO:
I've already begun to see my own signs...my nipples have become painfully tender.

It would have been more convenient if we simply saw our periods first month of pregnancy. That way, people like me would only menstruate twice in a lifetime!

Do u want me to make it sweetingly harder with my teeth and tongue. After which I will call the blood out by next morning.
Who nor know...nor know.

You wanna adventurous in your sex life? Hit it here 08160592389.

NeeKlaus:

But since wishes aren't horses, what can we do?

Lol. "We?" You're a guy, aren't you? You don't share in this necessary predicament.

NeeKlaus:

Nahhh...i didn't mean "me". I meant since we can't always get what we wished for, then there's little to be done about it.

Right.

NeeKlaus:

Pray tell, what does your username mean? I still can't figure it out.

Alpha female!

You forgot the cramps...I cant live with that NO NO

Nice Thread. You guys be really trying, so many changes every month. The issue of ladies that don't want to be doctors got me laughing.

PrimadonnaO:
I've already begun to see my own signs...my nipples have become painfully tender.

It would have been more convenient if we simply saw our periods first month of pregnancy. That way, people like me would only menstruate twice in a lifetime!

So you've not started

All this poem simply because of periods Women sef!!!

Cutehector:
Ok.. So how much is sanitary pad? But you girls keep buying costly Samsung phones and making expensive hairs..

Man I'm even surprised why these ladies abi girls want sanitary pads to be free..

They can afford data, makeup, clothes and other stuffs but they are complaining because of 500 or 1k sanitary pads... smh

PrimadonnaO:
I've already begun to see my own signs...my nipples have become painfully tender.

It would have been more convenient if we simply saw our periods first month of pregnancy. That way, people like me would only menstruate twice in a lifetime!

R u in effect sayin dat I have two kids already out of wedlock? anyways enjoy ur life .

vanhelsing1:

R u in effect sayin dat I have two kids already out of wedlock? anyways enjoy ur life .

Nahh. I'm saying I intend to have two kids.

PrimadonnaO:

Nahh. I'm saying I intend to have two kids.

its an intention.right?? only if ur hubby agrees wt ur intent.