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Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 7:35pm On May 24, 2010
Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 7:41pm On May 24, 2010
Wz dat all lil johny hrd?
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 7:41pm On May 24, 2010
Dikele, how are you? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 7:47pm On May 24, 2010
I'm okay ooo! I just wan open some offtopic thread before them ban me grin
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 7:50pm On May 24, 2010
Dikele answer me o
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by makajibbz(m): 8:00pm On May 24, 2010
did he asx if hearts moan?lol tongue
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:03pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt:

Dikele answer me o

Okay. . . no, he also heard the rat in the kitch screaming where the f! is that f!ing pussy cat. . . it was obviosly on some Viagra. . . u happy now?
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 8:07pm On May 24, 2010
D1KeleVra:

I'm okay ooo! I just wan open some offtopic thread before them ban me grin

You dey fear? undecided undecided
I am disappointed. angry
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:10pm On May 24, 2010
Babe. . . the only thing I dey fear na my ULTRA-violent reaction. . . i no wan cause war+riot for NL. . . it's so peaceful now don't u think grin how guy man like me wey get connections go fia small small moderators *pscheww*
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 8:13pm On May 24, 2010
Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:14pm On May 24, 2010
^^u don start to dey smoke dry goat sh!t again shey? undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 8:17pm On May 24, 2010
D1KeleVra:

Babe. . . the only thing I dey fear na my ULTRA-violent reaction. . . i no wan cause war+riot for NL. . . it's so peaceful now don't u think grin how guy man like me wey get connections go fia small small moderators *pscheww*

I talk am na, how you go fear dem moderators? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:19pm On May 24, 2010
grin Before!? Chief like me cool tongue
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 8:20pm On May 24, 2010
Abi na?! A whole chief like you! grin grin grin
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 8:21pm On May 24, 2010
Hmmmm Hmmmm Dikele its painin me o
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:23pm On May 24, 2010
You well so? angry Abeg nor dey shout my name jo. . . person go think say somthng dey happen for hia

tanimz:

Abi na?! A whole chief like you! grin grin grin

You know?/? In fact. . . wey the nearest mod sef? Make I play with am small cheesy
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 8:26pm On May 24, 2010
I hear say Ben dey live for the same face-me-I-face-you with Dyt.  grin grin grin
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 9:01pm On May 24, 2010
Eh iya sulia

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dikele dikele dikele dikele dikele dikele
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Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tayoast(m): 10:01pm On May 24, 2010
D1, for d 1st tym in ur career, u were able 2 think outta d box!

Lemme c d mod dat 'll come and complain
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tayoast(m): 10:04pm On May 24, 2010
D1KeleVra:

I'm okay ooo! I just wan open some offtopic thread before them ban me grin

Dayo, hw's it going?
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 10:07pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt, you well so? angry
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tayoast(m): 10:13pm On May 24, 2010
tanimz:

Dyt, you well so? angry

i dont fink so.
she wont even reply my IMs
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:09pm On May 24, 2010
tayo_ast:

D1, for d 1st tym in your career, u were able 2 think outta d box!

Lemme c d mod dat 'll come and complain


. . . who born them!
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 11:22pm On May 24, 2010
Dikele Dikele Dikele
Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele
Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele
Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele
Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele Dikele
its painin me o
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:24pm On May 24, 2010
wetin na? angry
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 11:40pm On May 24, 2010
I want chocolate
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:53pm On May 24, 2010
Am i ya hubby? Abeg go market go make some money wey u go use bail studio for soljo hand jo!
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 11:58pm On May 24, 2010
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Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:59pm On May 24, 2010
See me see trouble o! shocked Wetin u want?
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 12:03am On May 25, 2010
I want ice cream
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Dyt(f): 12:20am On May 25, 2010
U no even get manner o,u 4 tell me say u wan sleep now,i dey vex o
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by StudioCFR(m): 8:23am On May 25, 2010
Bros post wetin go make ûs laugh next time abeg,

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