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The Exploit Of Endovelicus by 0temSapien: 2:20am On May 20, 2018
Homo Sapiens IV 18:1-18

Chapter Eighteen

1. In the 129,842nd year of the homo sapiens era, Runesocesius was born to Endovelicus and Ataegina, who were already worshipped as gods and goddesses in those days, in the land now found in Portugal.
2. For Endovelicus, he rose to the godship position by his ability to speak to the people and hypnotise them such that they saw him in their dreams communicating with them.
3. Then he was so highly respected that whenever he touched their heads, they readily fell to the ground, while he said that he was healing them.
4. For Ataegina his wife, she rose into the godship position when she discovered four springs located in a very hidden part of the land.
5. So she was called the goddess of the spirings.
6. When Runesocesius began to grow, he took iron and made a javelin-like weapon with it.
7. Now he was reverred by the people for his invention, which he threw at wild animals for games and hunting.
8. He made many javelin-like weapons for his people with the iron too, then they went into the forests to hunt.
9. However, Endovelicus restricted their activities in the forest, saying, if you kill all the animals in the forests and bushes, which ones shall we reserve for our descendants?
10. So Runesocesius and other hunters were given the times and seasons when they would go for hunting.
11. This was decided by Ataegina, the wife of Endovelicus. And Endovelicus himself made rule, saying, no hunter should kill more than two animals at every visit to the forests and bushes, so that we could preserve them alive for our descendants.
12. Runesocesius also started a game of javelin throwing and dodging, where ten javelin throwers were arranged and a dodger, wearing a shield, was placed at a position facing the throwers who made him their targets.
13. In the game, Runesocesius was the only one of them who was not touched by the thrown weapons, yet he was also the best aimer of the dodgers.
14. His throws were very fast and always hitting their targets.
15. When Endovelicus and Ataegina his parents were old, Runesocesius said to them, let us form a bond of trinity, so that the people would worship us together forever.
16. For a bond of three people in one person would be stronger than those having no bond.
17. So Endovelicus was known as the father god, the creator. His wife Ataegina became the mother god, representing nature. Then Runesocesius became the son god.
18. Now when they all died, their worship continued for eighteen centuries after.
Re: The Exploit Of Endovelicus by 0temSapien: 7:56am On May 20, 2018
Runesocesius, Enoveiicus, interesting names
Re: The Exploit Of Endovelicus by 0temSapien: 7:24pm On Jun 04, 2018
And this Endovelicus was worshipped by Viriato and co. Hmmm. Latter humans worship earlier humans.

B.C.E 25:26
26. Now Viriato set one day apart, saying, let us seek the face of our gods and goddesses throughout today. They will definitely give us victory. So they prayed and did sacrifices to Endovelicus, Nabia, Epona, Runesocesius, Ataegina and all the other gods and goddesses they worshipped.
Re: The Exploit Of Endovelicus by enilove(m): 7:57pm On Jun 04, 2018
@Otemserpent , You are joking with your eternal life with all these satanic threads you keep opening here and there .

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Re: The Exploit Of Endovelicus by 0temSapien: 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2018
enilove:
@Otemserpent , You are joking with your eternal life with all these satanic threads you keep opening here and there .


Joking with eternal life? Is it another eternal life or the ones I have been visiting day and night?
Re: The Exploit Of Endovelicus by 0temSapien: 7:20pm On Jul 27, 2018
Wow, this thread is already months old.
Re: The Exploit Of Endovelicus by 0temSapien: 3:51pm On Oct 08, 2018
Learn histories
Re: The Exploit Of Endovelicus by Freeze007(m): 8:51pm On Nov 30, 2019
enilove:
@Otemserpent , You are joking with your eternal life with all these satanic threads you keep opening here and there .

Honestly I dare your kind of god to exploit a KNOWER and one who Has selflessly decided to propagate Truth.. If your god does anything to one who is TRANSFORMING a whole lot with these revelations then such a one can never be a God or the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE (CREATOR)

Re: The Exploit Of Endovelicus by 0temSapien: 4:35am On Jan 26, 2020
Hmm

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