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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by kenzysmith: 10:32pm On May 24, 2018
Ellabae:
I don't even gat time to impress anybody. If u don't like me for who I am. Bleep off
who u wan deceive why u come dey do runs

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by henry5050: 10:45pm On May 24, 2018
Was this not the same thing hush popi was talking about? Wen some of ona dey buy fake watch, d young man talk u and Pino Pino rush enter studio go do I tell u, u no hear. So now who u dey tell me? Bros allow me o.

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Nobody: 10:49pm On May 24, 2018
Instead of wearing a fake Fila or Gucci shirt, wear filming(Chinese). At least no one can tell whether it is fake or not�
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by osheminlore90: 10:51pm On May 24, 2018
post=67853451:
Why is he talking like a saint. Has he forgotten the name of their industry, it's called show biz where they intimidate each other with wears, bags, cars and whatnot. As much as your advice is good but not coming from someone that has done the same.
they intimidate each other with what they can afford not what they don't have
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by bona101(m): 11:28pm On May 24, 2018
grin...Olosho
jbreezy:
And go for d babe yu can afford...
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by ufuosman(m): 11:32pm On May 24, 2018
On point
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by FroshJaynex(m): 11:32pm On May 24, 2018
Addictedtodrugs:
Airforce1, hope you dey hear wetin timaya dey talk , with your fake Gucci shirt angry
Airforce1 I hope you can see the people you tryna impress insult you here, As a young boy u just carry fake life turn problem for ur life. Ur own don worse cos Na nairaland peeps u dey try impress, The person wey comot ur brain no do well.
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by InvertedHammer: 11:43pm On May 24, 2018
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People who are rich and simple rarely run out of money.

There is nothing more satisfying than knowing that you have more money that you will ever need to meet your basic needs.

In my book, the man that wears $300 fake Rolex is trying too hard to belong but should be pardoned whereas the man that buys $10,000 Rolex is irredeemably stvpid. They both tell the same time. What's outside can never fill the big void inside.
*/

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Investordaves: 12:03am On May 25, 2018
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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by JastSiryin(m): 12:04am On May 25, 2018
Addictedtodrugs:
Airforce1, hope you dey hear wetin timaya dey talk , with your fake Gucci shirt angry
Why una like dey ridicule this boy na, wetin him do Una? lol
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Ellabae(f): 12:06am On May 25, 2018
kenzysmith:
who u wan deceive why u come dey do runs
Oga I don't do runs. So stay one place.

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 12:09am On May 25, 2018
kenzysmith:
Timaya wey u suppose hide ur face u wan opener, you started music 2006 but u no get level reach small boy wizkid n davido. Since u sing ukwu all ur other songs na crap small money you manage to gather you rush go build mansion just to impress and show off forgetting. The rainning day brows he sure me say u non get even 100 million for account but na u dey show up past abeg commit road make we pass
this your sense will not embarrass you.. say Amen. I Incase you didn't know before, know it now, spending money to build a house is never waste. It is one of the wisest things you can ever do. Timaya did a very wise thing by building the house if his dreams and not borrowing to do so.

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by LordAdamX: 2:00am On May 25, 2018
InvertedHammer:
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People who are rich and simple rarely run out of money.

There is nothing more satisfying than knowing that you have more money that you will ever need to meet your basic needs.

In my book, the man that wears $300 fake Rolex is trying too hard to belong but should be pardoned whereas the man that buys $10,000 Rolex is irredeemably stvpid. They both tell the same time. What's outside can never fill the big void inside.
*/

You have no idea.

You should spend relative to what you are worth. A fake $300 Rolex and a $10,000 Rolex do not both just tell the time. A $10k Rolex is more accurate and precise than a fake $300 Rolex. Read about watches. And when you enter a room with top shots, a 10k Rolex will buy you more goodwill than a fake 3h Rolex.

Say you're a partner at a hedge fund with an eight to nine-figure net worth, looking to sign on a nouveau rich Chinese client, who flew you on a chartered Gulfstream to meet him in his fourth home in the French countryside; you don't want to show up like Zuckerberg showing up at work (even though he is much richer). You want to show up in a four-figure custom suit, a five-figure limited edition Patek Phillipe and a Ferragamo pair of dress shoes.

Heck, the Patek Phillipe may kick off the conversation, warming you up to the client.

Now, if you had a six-figure windfall and do not have the same profile as the hedge fund partner, do you go all out to splurge on such luxury items? F*ck no! You may be able to afford it, but buying it is not an informed decision.

Want to know how to manage your finances? Watch how the old money spend.

If you've got a big void on the inside, spending a ton wouldn't fill it, but so will not spending. Striking a balance is harder than it looks. It's an art.

-Lord

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Dollabiz: 2:32am On May 25, 2018
hmm
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Alwaysking: 3:57am On May 25, 2018
emmyid:
If it were to be another artist saying this, I wouldn't take it, because they all fake.

But coming from Timaya, I know dude doesn't try to impress with designers. He wears his simple yet nice clothes, and always kills it. Who would even believe Timaya was this rich, if not for his surprised mansion. Him shock us all!! His house is just the best of them all.

Thank you for this Advice uncle Timaya.
Yeah
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Alwaysking: 4:03am On May 25, 2018
Ellabae:
Oga I don't do runs. So stay one place.
Buh nah still Olosho Kobo you be..

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Gerrard59(m): 4:47am On May 25, 2018
kenzysmith:
[b]Timaya wey u suppose hide ur face u wan opener, you started music 2006 but u no get level reach small boy wizkid n davido. [/b]Since u sing ukwu all ur other songs na crap small money you manage to gather you rush go build mansion just to impress and show off forgetting. The rainning day brows he sure me say u non get even 100 million for account but na u dey show up past abeg commit road make we pass

You're right here. Remember listening to his songs - Plantain Boy, Dem Mama Dem Papa and Ogologoma - those days. Same generation as SkyB and one other dude whose songs controlled the airwaves then.

He has not really improved to maintain a standing in the industry. But then, how many persons from the mid-2000s to late-2000s have stayed relevant like him? Talk about Ruggedman, Yahoozee etc.

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Olaiya26: 5:10am On May 25, 2018
kenzysmith:
Timaya wey u suppose hide ur face u wan opener, you started music 2006 but u no get level reach small boy wizkid n davido. Since u sing ukwu all ur other songs na crap small money you manage to gather you rush go build mansion just to impress and show off forgetting. The rainning day brows he sure me say u non get even 100 million for account but na u dey show up past abeg commit road make we pass

Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by KazeemIbrahim1: 5:16am On May 25, 2018
Vision2045:
95% of Nigerian Celeb is Guilty of all he wrote there

Funny enough some celeb make Average income and live a life beyond that income.

Politicians make/steal more and try as much as possible to leave below standard (Fake-life as well) ..
Na so one of them tell us he borrow money buy form and some few years later him pikin crash very expensive bike worth millions

Cattle herders will not like this..

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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by pheonixdld2(m): 5:57am On May 25, 2018
kenzysmith:
Timaya wey u suppose hide ur face u wan opener, you started music 2006 but u no get level reach small boy wizkid n davido. Since u sing ukwu all ur other songs na crap small money you manage to gather you rush go build mansion just to impress and show off forgetting. The rainning day brows he sure me say u non get even 100 million for account but na u dey show up past abeg commit road make we pass
why do I smell jealousy.
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Nobody: 7:05am On May 25, 2018
chiommy123:
those people you want to impress will still mock you when you enter 'pot of soup'

Exactly. They will even envy or hate you when you shining.
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by FPSOspecialist: 7:08am On May 25, 2018
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Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by Ellabae(f): 7:57am On May 25, 2018
Alwaysking:
Buh nah still Olosho Kobo you be..
It's too early for insult. So good morning.
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by DozieInc(m): 8:10am On May 25, 2018
oshe11:
shocked


Fuucck fake life.....


The GOAL is to be RICH and not to look RICH
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by chiommy123(f): 8:47am On May 25, 2018
Chuvin22:


Exactly. They will even envy or hate you when you shining.
Everyone wants to be associated with/to success.
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by omoharry(f): 9:53am On May 25, 2018
jbreezy:
And go for d babe yu can afford...
true talk
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by luckyboss(m): 11:16am On May 25, 2018
That's the life of a true man.
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by InvertedHammer: 1:20pm On May 25, 2018
LordAdamX:


You have no idea.

You should spend relative to what you are worth. A fake $300 Rolex and a $10,000 Rolex do not both just tell the time. A $10k Rolex is more accurate and precise than a fake $300 Rolex. Read about watches. And when you enter a room with top shots, a 10k Rolex will buy you more goodwill than a fake 3h Rolex.

Say you're a partner at a hedge fund with an eight to nine-figure net worth, looking to sign on a nouveau rich Chinese client, who flew you on a chartered Gulfstream to meet him in his fourth home in the French countryside; you don't want to show up like Zuckerberg showing up at work (even though he is much richer). You want to show up in a four-figure custom suit, a five-figure limited edition Patek Phillipe and a Ferragamo pair of dress shoes.

Heck, the Patek Phillipe may kick off the conversation, warming you up to the client.

Now, if you had a six-figure windfall and do not have the same profile as the hedge fund partner, do you go all out to splurge on such luxury items? F*ck no! You may be able to afford it, but buying it is not an informed decision.

Want to know how to manage your finances? Watch how the old money spend.

If you've got a big void on the inside, spending a ton wouldn't fill it, but so will not spending. Striking a balance is harder than it looks. It's an art.

-Lord

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You have no idea. Either you watch too many movies or the black in you is doing numbers on you. By black I mean, look good first and make money later. Ever wondered why blacks are at the bottom? Look in the mirror because you are a prototype.

Investors are impressed by returns/results not appearance. They have data on your performance and that matters more. The fictitious scenario you created is more in M & A than in portfolio management.

Like I said...stop watching too much TV series.


*/
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by LordAdamX: 2:31pm On May 25, 2018
InvertedHammer:


/*
You have no idea. Either you watch too many movies or the black in you is doing numbers on you. By black I mean, look good first and make money later. Ever wondered why blacks are at the bottom? Look in the mirror because you are a prototype.

Investors are impressed by returns/results not appearance. They have data on your performance and that matters more.


*/

I take it from your reply that you haven't ever researched partners at hedge funds.

Here's an excerpt on partners at Goldman Sachs (just a bank not a hedge fund),

"Partners always wear suits, even when going for a smoke," says the senior banker. "You always know the MDs who want to make partner," she adds. "They have new suits. They start wearing their jackets. They grow beards."

Link -- https://news.efinancialcareers.com/us-en/242688/secret-dress-codes-investment-banks

You think these MDs don't have "returns/results"? Why then are they putting in the effort to pass off the "I'm successful and I look like success" message? It's part of their MO. That's high finance. Surgeons don't have to do same for their job, they only have to put on scrubs. Eventually, if they're looking to become directors at centers where they have to kiss a$$, they'd have to tune up, buy more expensive tux and dinner dresses. It's social interaction/making an impression 101. You don't escape it.

You only get one chance to make a first impression and if you're about to land an HNWI as a partner, you don't go looking like a pauper or like you just stepped out of a golf course. It shows you have no pride in your job, no respect for your client, and if the client doesn't like you, no amount of results/returns will get him/her to sign up. He'd take his/her money elsewhere.

The richest 10% of the world population control 76% of the world's wealth. In America, the richest 10% own 84% of all stocks. If you want a slice of that huge pie, you can't afford to treat each prospective client like he is replaceable. He could very well be your last as word travels quickly in their circles. You impress, you flatter, you do everything to get that account. And if a five figure limited edition Patek will get your foot in the door, you'd buy it.

You call it the movies, it's someone else's reality.

And to your nonsense about blacks at the bottom. In individual professional settings, blacks excel. And they play the game. Do some research, it'd do you good.

And do you see how you went straight into doing racial profiling, like you've got nothing else to back your opinion. Inferiority complex is dangerous. Wean yourself off of it.

-Lord
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by InvertedHammer: 7:44pm On May 25, 2018
LordAdamX:


I take it from your reply that you haven't ever researched partners at hedge funds.

Here's an excerpt on partners at Goldman Sachs (just a bank not a hedge fund),



Link -- https://news.efinancialcareers.com/us-en/242688/secret-dress-codes-investment-banks

You think these MDs don't have "returns/results"? Why then are they putting in the effort to pass off the "I'm successful and I look like success" message? It's part of their MO. That's high finance. Surgeons don't have to do same for their job, they only have to put on scrubs. Eventually, if they're looking to become directors at centers where they have to kiss a$$, they'd have to tune up, buy more expensive tux and dinner dresses. It's social interaction/making an impression 101. You don't escape it.

You only get one chance to make a first impression and if you're about to land an HNWI as a partner, you don't go looking like a pauper or like you just stepped out of a golf course. It shows you have no pride in your job, no respect for your client, and if the client doesn't like you, no amount of results/returns will get him/her to sign up. He'd take his/her money elsewhere.

The richest 10% of the world population control 76% of the world's wealth. In America, the richest 10% own 84% of all stocks. If you want a slice of that huge pie, you can't afford to treat each prospective client like he is replaceable. He could very well be your last as word travels quickly in their circles. You impress, you flatter, you do everything to get that account. And if a five figure limited edition Patek will get your foot in the door, you'd buy it.

You call it the movies, it's someone else's reality.

And to your nonsense about blacks at the bottom. In individual professional settings, blacks excel. And they play the game. Do some research, it'd do you good.

And do you see how you went straight into doing racial profiling, like you've got nothing else to back your opinion. Inferiority complex is dangerous. Wean yourself off of it.

-Lord
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You are going off tangent. Investors fly down to meet you because of GS and her track records. Wearing a suit (corporate attire) is the official dress code at GS and have nothing to do with Patek, Rolex or other expensive watches. I don't do research on things I see or witness. Therein is the difference. People have different things they splurge on: cars, houses, watches, etc. But it is foolhardy to believe that the Patek you wear will make a good impression on an investor or VC to cut you a multimillion dollars check. In a roundtable conference, the person you are trying too hard to impress may not likely see your timepiece. Your watches are there to impress your mates and ladies (for those who know the difference).

Racial profiling? Yes. Because what I stated is a fact.
/
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by LordAdamX: 7:47pm On May 25, 2018
InvertedHammer:

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You are going off tangent. Investors fly down to meet you because of GS and her track records. Wearing a suit (corporate attire) is the official dress code at GS and have nothing to do with Patek, Rolex or other expensive watches. I don't do research on things I see or witness. Therein is the diffetence.

Racial profiling? Yes. Because what I stated is a fact.
/

"Investors fly down to meet you because of GS and her track records?!"

Sh*t, you haven't even been reading my f*cking replies. What a tool!

-Lord
Re: Timaya Advises People Living Fake Lifestyles by InvertedHammer: 7:52pm On May 25, 2018
LordAdamX:


"Investors fly down to meet you because of GS and her track records?!"

Sh*t, you haven't even been reading my f*cking replies. What a tool!

-Lord
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Sorry. I only read the part where you made sense.

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