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Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:13pm On Jun 09, 2018
I ve bin watchinq out for comments by YahwehPenis recently but got none. Where can he be? Who has contacted him? He's amusing on here, I luv his sarcasm.

#BringBackYahwehPenis

Dalaman, hopefullandlord, 1sharon, Johnw47, Johnydon77, OtemAtum, Humanistme

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:17pm On Jun 09, 2018
Quotable quotes from YahwehPenis

1. Seek ye first the condom of God: Matt 6:33
2. There shall be showers of breast milk: Ezekiel 34:26

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:22pm On Jun 09, 2018
3. All have sinned and have cum shot in the gloryhole of God: Romans 3: 23
4. Repaint, for the condom of God is at hand. Matthew 4:17

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:51pm On Jun 09, 2018
5. Behold I cum quickly and my award is with me to give to everyone according to his whoree(ker) s. Revelation 22:12-14

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 0temSapien: 4:01pm On Jun 09, 2018
Funny quotes.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by superhumanist(m): 4:34pm On Jun 09, 2018
grin grin

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 0temSapien: 9:09pm On Jun 09, 2018
superhumanist:
grin grin
As in eeh... People are no more scared of their fears o. Imagine Yahweh of all people cheesy

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by sonofthunder: 10:13pm On Jun 09, 2018
Psalms74:4 Thine enemies roar in the midst of thy congregations; they set up their ensigns for signs.


74:8 They said in their hearts, Let us destroy them together: they have burned up all the synagogues of God in the land.


74:10 O God, how long shall the adversary reproach? shall the enemy blaspheme thy name for ever?
74:11 Why withdrawest thou thy hand, even thy right hand? pluck it out of thy bosom. 74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters.


74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.


74:18 Remember this, that the enemy hath reproached, O LORD, and that the foolish people have blasphemed thy name.


74:20 Have respect unto the covenant: for the dark places of the earth are full of the habitations of cruelty.
74:21 O let not the oppressed return ashamed: let the poor and needy praise thy name.
74:22 Arise, O God, plead thine own cause: remember how the foolish man reproacheth thee daily.
74:23 Forget not the voice of thine enemies: the tumult of those that rise up against thee increaseth continually.




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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:18am On Jun 10, 2018
geoworldedu:
I ve bin watchinq out for comments by YahwehPenis recently but got none. Where can he be? Who has contacted him? He's amusing on here, I luv his sarcasm.

#BringBackYahwehPenis

Dalaman, hopefullandlord, 1sharon, Johnw47, Johnydon77, OtemAtum, Humanistme

0temSapien:
Funny quotes.


you certinally wouldn't follow these ones god would you

otems god doesn't know if the universe created him or if he created the universe
and geo supports otem


otemanuduno:
ADSPIRAMEN

Chapter 1
DOMINO REVERAD

1. I am God. I am not sure if I was created by the universe or if I created the universe. But all the same, my adopted sons and priests all call me God.


ha ha no wonder they know nothing

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 0temSapien: 12:25am On Jun 10, 2018
johnw47:



you certinally wouldn't follow these ones god would you

otems god doesn't know if the universe created him or if he created the universe
and geo supports otem


ha ha no wonder they know nothing

Ask for knowledge and understanding. Tactilus, a limited portion of God Almighty made that utterance. Same way Yahweh, a limited portion of God Almighty have made many statements that reveals his limitations. Be wise.

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:31am On Jun 10, 2018
0temSapien:
Ask for knowledge and understanding. Tactilus, a limited portion of God Almighty made that utterance. Same way Yahweh, a limited portion of God Almighty have made many statements that reveals his limitations. Be wise.

^^^ utter nonsense as usual

Psa_83:18 That men may know that thou, whose name alone is JEHOVAH, art the most high over all the earth.

Gen_17:1 And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 5:28am On Jul 01, 2018
Where is YahwehPenis?

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 8:40am On Jul 07, 2018
Bring back YahwehPenis. I am missing my YahwehPenis o angry

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by Nobody: 8:49am On Jul 07, 2018
0temSapien:
As in eeh... People are no more scared of their fears o. Imagine Yahweh of all people cheesy

People have come to realise that the whole stuff is simply a scam..!!!
Peace..!!

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by TheLoser: 8:59am On Jul 07, 2018
Lol
yh the insecure fucking idiot of a God Probably killed him
you remember he killed little kids for just Abusing his prophets

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 9:11am On Jul 07, 2018
TheLoser:
Lol
yh the insecure fucking idiot of a God Probably killed him
you remember he killed little kids for just Abusing his prophets
Gbam! Xtians should come and put their god in locks. He has murdered someone yet again angry

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 10:02am On Jul 07, 2018
geoworldedu:
Bring back YahwehPenis. I am missing my YahwehPenis o angry

geoworldedu:
The guy is obssessed with you. No homo intended though.

no need to flaunt it, we see what you are

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 6:42pm On Jul 17, 2018
johnw47:




no need to flaunt it, we see what you are
To quote YahwehPenis is a bad tin?

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 1Sharon(f): 1:02am On Jul 18, 2018
I think aaronson is he tongue
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2018
YahwehPenis is nowhere to be found. Where is Yahweh's Peniis?

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by sorority11(m): 1:06pm On Jul 19, 2018
Yahwepenis is dead, keep looking and continue to blaspheme against God, you are next
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 7:44pm On Jul 19, 2018
sorority11:
Yahwepenis is dead, keep looking and continue to blaspheme against God, you are next
If Yahweh's peniis is dead as you claim, then it means that Yahweh wouldn't be able to wee or impregnate virgins anymore. Hmm.

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 8:40pm On Jul 22, 2018
Who has seen Yahweh's peniis?
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:45am On Jul 24, 2018
geoworldedu:
Bring back YahwehPenis. I am missing my YahwehPenis o angry

people, geoworldedu is a supporter of otemanuduno alias OtemAtum alias OtemSapien alias whoknows
and the doctufos mob
they talk a lot about homo sapiens

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 9:09am On Jul 24, 2018
johnw47:


people, geoworldedu is a supporter of otemanuduno alias OtemAtum alias OtemSapien alias whoknows
and the doctufos mob
they talk a lot about homo sapiens
How does this have anything doing wit Yahweh's missing peniis?

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:03am On Jul 25, 2018
geoworldedu:
How does this have anything doing wit Yahweh's missing peniis?

where your mind is, there is your heart also

johnw47:


people, geoworldedu is a supporter of otemanuduno alias OtemAtum alias OtemSapien alias whoknows
and the doctufos mob
they talk a lot about homo sapiens
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 7:26pm On Jul 26, 2018
johnw47:


where your mind is, there is your heart also


senseless

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:59pm On Jul 26, 2018
geoworldedu:
senseless

no, it's true homo sapien
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by OtemAtum: 12:02am On Jul 27, 2018
johnw47:


people, geoworldedu is a supporter of otemanuduno alias OtemAtum alias OtemSapien alias whoknows
and the doctufos mob
they talk a lot about homo sapiens
you are a homo sapiens

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:11am On Jul 27, 2018
OtemAtum:
you are a hono sapiens

yes i'm a man, but you are the leader of the homo sapiens
like geo for instance who is fixated on someones peniis
that's the doctufos mob for you
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 11:20am On Jul 27, 2018
johnw47:


yes i'm a man, but you are the leader of the homo sapiens
like geo for instance who is fixated on someones peniis
that's the doctufos mob for you


So Yahweh's peniis has now turned to someone's peniis ba. Chekwe!

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