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University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by opera1(m): 10:06pm On Jun 11, 2018
Report has it that UNESCO has given the University of Zambia $340,000 to develop a Degree Programme to safeguard Intangible Heritage with the first intake comprising of 20 students.
Zambian Watchdog reports that Intangible Heritage comprises of practices such as Witchcraft, social practices such as expression through music, Knowledge, skills-as well as the instruments, objects, artifacts and rituals, the Zambia National Commission for UNESCO has explained.

According to Dr. Charles Ndakala, the Zambia National Commission for UNESCO Secretary General, despite efforts in safeguarding cultural heritage, there are cases of destruction of priceless culture heritage in certain countries which threatens traditions and customs.

When Minister of Higher Education, Nkandu Luo announced that the University of Zambia will commission studies in witchcraft, this was dismissed as fake news.

Now UNESCO has confirmed the witchcraft course.

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by mxpinky: 11:02pm On Jun 11, 2018
end time indeed

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by saintkeppy(m): 11:09pm On Jun 11, 2018
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?

Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic shocked

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study

Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the to latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 12:15am On Jun 12, 2018
saintkeppy:
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?

Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic shocked

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study
Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!
cheesy grin grin grin grin grin.

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 12:20am On Jun 12, 2018
Nigeria to join soon. I expect one of the states in Southern Nigeria to embrace it wholeheartedly since they practice it from immemorial. The issue of village people will be put to rest

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Benblaq(m): 6:22am On Jun 12, 2018
Oh Mother Africa! See what has become of your children.
How will witchcraftcy benefit the world?

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by naijacentric(m): 7:48am On Jun 12, 2018
Benblaq:
Oh Mother Africa!
See what has become of your children.

How will witchcraftcy benefit the world?
where did u think technology came from? Its magic na

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by RemedyLab: 8:45am On Jun 12, 2018
another 1 from Africa

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Abbeyme: 9:59am On Jun 12, 2018
White witches or black witches.

Except Ozokwor and Orisabunmi would hold some be lecturers. I trust their expertise.

Dem dey sell handouts? We will develop our own Harry Potter from the Zambia.
Zambezzi

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018
Witch that cannot predict five straight draws.

Is that one a witch

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by pocohantas(f): 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018
How can I enrol? smiley

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by buskie13(m): 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018
my Edo people, over to you


Africa

I have no word for you

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by ShitHead(m): 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018
Uniben should adopt their curriculum.


We have a good witch, Kemi Olunloyo, to serve as the Head of the Department.

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Opinionated: 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by BCISLTD: 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018
saintkeppy:
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?

Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic shocked

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study
Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!


see pure talent. .in comedy

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Onyinye15(f): 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018
It has finally happen

My people from the " Flying" state can
Now travel for upgrade

cry cry cry

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018
Jisos jisos
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by MANNABBQGRILLS: 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018
ZAMBIA has taken over!!!

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by adegeye38(m): 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018
Occlumency

Defence against the dark arts

Unforgivable curses

Potions

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Jaytecq(m): 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018
This is what you get when you are Idle.
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018
grin

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by obajoey(m): 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018
going back to the stone age.
These guys don't mean well for Africa.
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by humbleofficer(f): 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018
angry
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018
grin grin

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018
angry

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018
''Now UNESCO has confirmed the witchcraft course'' So all the other courses in the school curriculum, students are through with them?
ok oh. una weldone.
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by id911(m): 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018
pocohantas:
How can I enrol? smiley
One spotted... grin
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by LieDetector(m): 10:03am On Jun 12, 2018
I would only enroll if they would employ professor Dumbledor and Severusnape as lecturers

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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by charliejose: 10:03am On Jun 12, 2018
my own problem is where are they going to work after graduation? undecided

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