eyyah!!! sorry

saintkeppy:
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?

Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study
Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!

ENDTIME!..

WATCH

Time to offer scholarship and time to reject it

Following

Hogwarts school of wizardry...

My Bini and Ijebu brothers and sisters your time haff come for you to hammer

walosky:
My Bini and Ijebu brothers and sisters your time haff come for you to hammer

You mean 'hammer officially'

pocohantas:
How can I enrol?

one spotted

LieDetector:
I would only enroll if they would employ professor Dumbledor and Severusnape as lecturers

Severus Snape is dead!

OFFER OF A LIFETIME!!!

Harry Porter type thing?
I'm in

opera1:
Report has it that UNESCO has given the University of Zambia $340,000 to develop a Degree Programme to safeguard Intangible Heritage with the first intake comprising of 20 students.
Zambian Watchdog reports that Intangible Heritage comprises of practices such as Witchcraft, social practices such as expression through music, Knowledge, skills-as well as the instruments, objects, artifacts and rituals, the Zambia National Commission for UNESCO has explained.

According to Dr. Charles Ndakala, the Zambia National Commission for UNESCO Secretary General, despite efforts in safeguarding cultural heritage, there are cases of destruction of priceless culture heritage in certain countries which threatens traditions and customs.

When Minister of Higher Education, Nkandu Luo announced that the University of Zambia will commission studies in witchcraft, this was dismissed as fake news.

Now UNESCO has confirmed the witchcraft course.

SOURCE

When they are done, they will be super witches

alexistaiwo:
Witch that cannot predict five straight draws.

Is that one a witch

NO

saintkeppy:
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?

Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study

Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the to latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!

You are good

LMAO.... Enough Edo folks to migrate go Zambia

we have them here in Benin plenty.... UNESCO come and you will get x1k of that of Zambians.


check my signature

saintkeppy:
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?

Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study

Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the to latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!

Crixina:
Harry Porter type thing? I'm in

Another one spotted...

Of what economic, technological, and intellectual benefits would this be to Zambia and Africa?

please where can I get the form, I won join nitori owo ti ogede ba gbe, ara re ni fi nna

iro lo pa!!!! sebi eni ba dari so apa apa a pa sebi to arigisegi ba se igi, ori ara re ni yo fi ru ti eluulu ba fa ojo, ori ara re ni yo faale gbgbo n ti emi tkb ba wi leni, ki aro oromo oya, ko gbogbo ogun re sile, bo gbogbo aso ara e, oya ma rin lo bee emi ma ni tkb ogboju ode ninu igbo irunmale lon ke si

Aunty Kemi and Tonto Dikeh should be employed as professors with immediate alacrity!! Aunty Kemi and Tonto Dikeh should be employed as professors with immediate alacrity!!

fakuta:
eyyah!!! sorry

.

It's Official, the man you see in the pix is displayin'his Witchcraft Skills, he's about takin'off in the Broad day light right before his colleagues.

He might be the pioneer Professsor, Witchcraft Studies at the University of Zambia

This is a good step forward towards Africa development. Nice one.

PS: Dear xtian, always see beyond your nose. Not everything is abt religion.

South Africa first, Zambia second!

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saintkeppy:
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?



Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study

Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the to latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!

You try

Witchcratftism!!! One of their songs will be " E ma soko l'asa, eiye iya mi niooo, eiye iya mi ni". Please don't ask me how I know.

asuustrike2009:

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Lolzzzzzzzzzz

alexistaiwo:
Witch that cannot predict five straight draws.

Is that one a witch

U r wrong bros witch is more than that.they can make u an instant billionaire.u r talking of age long tradition.predicting five draws is the least they can do.

Unesco, The Zambian university, the witchcrafters and witchcraftees and all other associate witchcraft organizations that are in together on this nonsense are all mad!!!