lefulefu2:
I love ukwu. The beauty of a woman is on her back. There's nothing that gives a man true happiness than whe he sees his wife or girlfriend walking about in wrapper and her ukwu wriggling underneath.ukwu is bae..ukwu is life. God bless all our ukwucious ladies.

Preshy561:

lefulefu2:
I love ukwu. The beauty of a woman is on her back. There's nothing that gives a man true happiness than whe he sees his wife or girlfriend walking about in wrapper and her ukwu wriggling underneath.ukwu is bae..ukwu is life. God bless all our ukwucious ladies.

lefulefu2:
hey my angel wetin dey vex u?

Preshy561:

see how you are intimidating us with your ukwu gang.

lefulefu2:
na wao. But why u go dey feel intimidated na. U have a great shape. I told u a number of times and i an not flattering. I like ur figure and u are not flat.i have seen a number of ur pixs for me to know this. If na a wowor girl dey attack me i fit understand na but not u. Ehn fine sisi smile small for me nau. Wat do u want dis evening. Dem dey sell hot suya near my area dis evenin. Lemme buy for u...abi na ice cream u want?.

austyn0:
The source of ukwu's joy unfathomable,,, style of joy incomprehensible,, narration of joy indecipherable,, kind of joy inconceivable.....GOD bless our Ukwulicious ladies...

Preshy561:
abeg shut up.

Preshy561:

lmao.

my small head don swell up.
pulling ya legs though.


aww!!suya.

Stocktonmac:
Men are not exclusively binary when it comes to lady parts. The stereotype is that we instantly drool over the fillings of bikini tops and bottoms. But the truth is, we love the whole package. It's like asking a fat kid whether he likes the cupcake frosting or the cake. Fat kid loves them both, in concert. Personally, I turn into a lustful zombie when I catch a woman with delicate fingers, or deep dimples.

Okay, it's mostly true that most men fall into two main categories: breasts or buttocks. Or to be more colloquial, men are either obsessed with a woman's ass or her boobs. It is a debate of near Socratic proportions, and many a can of beer has been cracked, consumed, and crushed while babbling about the supremacy of funbags over poop cutters.

But when it comes to the various parts of a woman, I'm a glutton. I love it all: hooters of all variety, apple bottoms of all volume. Fresh produce of every size. And that's not all. I've never understood why dudes are so militant about loving luscious orbs of glory over bouncy loaves of pants meat. It shouldn't be like a Catholic/Protestant or Jedi/Sith thing. I'll go on the record and state that I think most men are like me: we're happy with all of the physical components that make up a woman. We're especially happy when those physical components are amenable to our fingers, mouth, and various erotic probes.

Yes, men are shallow, but only initially. That we're "visual" is a famously dismissive canard - we are visual. But from an evolutionary standpoint, we're visual creatures because, you know, saber tooth tigers. Over millennia, our main way of avoiding getting eaten or trampled upon by wooly mammoths was by sight. Therefore, we developed a dependence on that particular sense, a stimuli that influences us to this day. No? How about Mother Nature, in all her unknowable grandeur, saw fit to make sure the human female was real purty?

But as for this fleshy divide between the honkers camp and the can clan, it is largely an intellectual exercise. I am both a boob and butt man. I am also a clavicle man. Those delicious bones that trace a line across a woman's chest? Holy Zeus. And shoulders? I think a woman showing off bare shoulders is hotter than one sporting cleavage. I love it when women with long tresses put their hair up, because a smooth, long, bitable neck is basically sex crack. Curvy hips that you can rest your hands on. Little ears perfect for nibbling. Or a mischievous smile that says things that can't be spoken in polite society. These are all parts of a woman that make my spine chatter like teeth. And while dudes are ruled by their eyes, we're even more influenced by touch. The peach fuzz that runs up the back of a woman's neck? Yes, please. The smoothness of a calf? Yes, more. Running your finger down her jaw line? Uh-huh.

Any man who would judge a woman based on one out of two criteria are rank amateurs who prefer two-dimensional images over flesh, blood, and warm, vodka-laced whispers in the back of cabs. Some guys talk about women the way they'd talk about cars they don't drive. From a distance, without the knowledge that a woman, sexually speaking, is many tiny miracles all working as one. Her peepers, bazookas, stems, and bubble bum are all gorgeous and amazing for their own reasons. Together, they're mind-blowing. So don't just assume, when we check you out in that way that we do when we think you think we're not looking but you know we are, that we're zeroing in on just a couple of quadrants. We're looking, and getting sweaty, about all of you. Especially that clavicle. Manohman.

Originaly Published at Loveawake blog

Photo by Nazar Strutynsky on Unsplash

lefulefu2:
for real u preety. Haha there's no babe wey no dey take suya joke. See as ur mouth be bringin water.

BluntBoy:

Attitude and she will say she can't find man on nairaland ((SMH))

BluntBoy:

Attitude and she will say she can't find man on nairaland ((SMH))

Preshy561:
lool.
okay.

Preshy561:

lmao,you caught me on that.
lool,been long i tasted that too.


hope you are good?

lefulefu2:
u dey miss then. Over here mostly in the evenings we have mobile suya joints. Aboki go put d tin for wheelbarrow dey sell the smoking suya for any interested passerby. Its just dat i rarely eat suya except maybe a friend dey with me and maybe he/she want chop suya den i fit buy. Yes my dear i am fine. And u? How u doin? Everything cool dis evenin?

BluntBoy:

She clearly a wife material

lefulefu2:
chineke meehh .. See yansh. See as dat small pickin jus humble. Na dis one dem dey call shaka laka bunza.

Preshy561:


love your siggy.

BluntBoy:


It is good to be MrCork for a few minutes.

Thank you concerning the siggy. That is one of the ways I show my undivided love for my Hippolyta, the Queen of my heart.

Preshy561:
mr cork your role model? ((shhhake my head two times))
yeah,keep it up

BluntBoy:

That is the spirit

Preshy561:
abeg shut up.

Preshy561:
abeg shut up.