Its frustrating when you are trying to get your crush to notice you, we dress and act in certain ways to get noticed. sometimes that crush you like so much as her or his eyes on someone else who is prettier or handsome than you are, it's is in our human nature to want we cannot have. Such is a story guy named Abiola with four year crush on his cute neighbor Assibi, a 21 year old with everything a man would desire in a girl, the curves, the skin like that of Bobrisky(except she wasn't a man) and the natural long hair that most ladies desire, she was a princes in his eyes own eyes, everyday he had been anticipating to approach, reading all the books about seduction or all the shit in the world to get him laid, but one day the opportunity gaped, she had just broken up with her boyfriend and now it was time for some action, he decided to text her first, stealing her number from the church documents where he used to work as an usher he wrote a thousand word text message in which he expressed his love, how long he as loved her, he promised marriage and shit a man could promise just to get in that skirt and finally after two hours of typing he finally hits send and faced the phone downwards fearing the response would be bad and after a minute the message did come back, in the middle of the night, his heart was thumping hard,the hair on his skin stood up and he waited to check what the response was, first he did push ups, lifted some weights, took an hour long dressed up nicely,some perfume on him and six condoms hoping the message was an invitation to a date, he slowly turned it, with drumsticks ringing his head,"Sorry, you have insufficient credit to send this message,please recharge, Dial *778# to get the latest caller tunes from Davido on M.T.N" was the response from M.T.N and Mucus started running down his nose