CONDOM: What Happened When I Went to Buy A Condom [PICTURE]

Image of the condom is below. Reading along.


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I love making cute nurses uncomfortable just to see how they'll handle it. Some days ago, I decided to buy a condom for fun.

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I got inside the pharmacy and said, "Do you have condom?" And she replied, "Yes, which one?"

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I needed to tease her, so I said, "Which one sweet pass?" And she burst into laughter, then replied, "I don't know o! My husband will know better." Oh! she's married. I picked one and left.

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A week later, I was heading somewhere and a spirit told me to buy condom for fun. I saw a pharmacy with 3 pretty nurses in their shiny white uniform. They looked attractive, especially the prettiest one among them with Kim Kardashian-like skin tone and fresh cute face.

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I alighted and bounced to their shop. From afar, I said, "Do you have condom?" The prettiest one stood, opened the glass door and went inside while the ones outside were busy greeting me good morning, sir.

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The plan of the pretty girl was to be the only person to attend to me. It seems the first person to get up attends to a customer.

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I opened the glass, got inside and saw another nurse who looked like the madam in her late 30s while the girl looked like a 24 year old girl.

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So, I got inside and said, "Do you have condom?" and she replied yes. Then said, "Which on do you want?"

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I bone face, ignore the fine girl, then tell the madam sey, "Which one sweet pass?" This woman was shocked at my rawness, boldness, and calm but intimidating behaviors.

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She wanted to laugh, but didn't know to to do it in front of her apprentice. I could see smiles on her face, but she held it back. I looked at the pretty girl and she was so uncomfortable. Are you sure she's not her daughter?

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The madam replied, "We have rough rider, foula, blah blah blah." "How much is rough rider?" I asked. "It's ₦350," she replied.

"₦350?" I queried her. "₦350 just for 3 condoms? Did Buhari come here to dash people money?" I said and the pretty girl started laughing with style and her madam couldn't hold it.

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"What about Foula?" I asked. "It's ₦300," she said. "It looks like everything that looks like condom in the pharmacy is 350 or 300," I said and she smiled and said, "No."


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"All right, give me Foula — lemme try something new. Man shall not live by bread alone," I said, "How many do you want?" she asked. "Madam, na only me dey use am, so I need one pack, or do you want to buy more for me?" I said and she smiled.

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I brought my dollar bill wallet, brought a shiny ₦500 note and gave it to her.

"No change," she said. I turned and saw some brand new handkerchief and a bottle of tom tom.

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"How much is the handkerchief?" I asked. "₦100," she replied. Give me one and the pretty girl gleefully gave me one.

As everything was happening, I was mind reading the two of them.

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"Give me tom tom ₦50," I said and the pretty lady gave it to me. They started searching for ₦50 change thinking I'll tell them to forget about it, but I'm the stingiest person on earth, so I waited for my balance.

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I got my change, looked the madam in the eye, but ignored the fine girl. Since the pretty girl was beautiful and light-skinned, I know she'll have Nigerian female bleaching association mentality.

Their mentality is: When a guy gives them attention, they'll act too big, so I gave my attention to the madam.

While living, the pretty girl smiled and thanked me for patronizing them, but I ignored and left. I love being the first to start the drama. This lets them know I don't really give a fùck, but just here to tease and gather some fun stories to tell. There are websites that buy stories, so no story is a waste.

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She'll probably think I'm arrogant for snubbing her, but she'll fall in love with the boldness, naughtiness, and sense of humor displayed — she can't help it.

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If I go there again, she'd want to be the only one to attend to me to enable us exchange numbers. When I left, I knew she'll say to herself, "This guy is going to fùck while I'm here selling stupid paracetamol, mtcheew!"

Women can be jealous for nothing. She'll even be envious of the girl I was buying the condom for without knowing who she is.

She'll wish to be in her shoes. Women love a man other women love. It's a competition of who will snatch whose boyfriend.

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Hours later, she'll be imagining what I'll be doing with the condom by now. Oh! now I just realized the game they played on me that made everything twice the price. I was holding a bottle of Eva water, so when they saw this, the price of everything increased. They felt anyone drinking Eva water is rich.

I started buying condom for my uncle when I was 12, so I'm experienced in that field.

Anyway, I love buying condoms for fun — just to tease nurses and get them hórny and wet like www.wetclef.com

iLegendd:
If I go there again, she'd want to be the only one to attend to me to enable us exchange numbers. When I left, I knew she'll say to herself, "This guy is going to fùck while I'm here selling stupid paracetamol, mtcheew!"

Women can be jealous for nothing. She'll even jealous the girl I'm buying the condom for without knowing who she is.

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Try antiretroviral drug and come gist us pls

chai. The guy above me thief my ftc moment. Gold circle for lyf o

Guy with a female moniker?

BabbanBura:


Try antiretroviral drug and come gist us pls

Hahaha. They'll start avoiding me thinking I have contracted something.

carrlyleone:
Guy with a female moniker?

Are you a porn star? Leone. Hmm! Keep it up.

iLegendd:
Are you a porn star? Leone. Hmm! Keep it up.

No,is the answer to your question.Since it is question and answer time...........are you bisexual?

He buys condoms for fun.

carrlyleone:
No,is the answer to your question.Since it is question and answer time...........are you bisexual?

Hmm!

iLegendd:
Hmm!

Say what?

carrlyleone:
Say what?

Hmm! part 2