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| KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 6:33pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
KAITA (Kai-ta) v. Kai*ta, Kai*tas, kai*ta'ed, kai*ta'ing 1. To single-handedly dash the hopes and aspirations of one's nation in the full glare of other nations 2. To karate-kick your way out of the greatest stage/spotlight ever known to man 3. To destroy/zap/siphon the energies of teammates plus 140 million people through unexplainable stupidity 4. To act foolishly, unintelligently or irrationally and IMMEDIATELY regret the action by falling on your knees (Etymology: Derived from the dreadful match between Nigeria and lowly Greece at the 2010 Soccer World Cup) Usage: "Please, please, do not KAITA what we have been building for 50 years o! Oloshi!" "I don't care what people say, I will KAITA the multi-billion dollar plan!" "That man, you know, the hopeless, useless, visionless, KAITAing guy!" "I was KAITAing until I met Jesus!" Synonyms: 1. Sabotage 2. Incapacitate 3. Destroy/Demobilize 4. Jeopardize 5. Impair 6. Implode 7. Shege Banza! OTHER MEANINGS AND DERIVATIVES KAITA (Kai-ta) n. Kai*ta A term that describes a temporary but kaitastrophic loss of mental competency and faculty. See also Instant Amnesia. (Source: davidylan) KAITA (Kai-ta) n. Kai*ta Kaita is a national disaster, an epitome of embarrassment, representing failed Federal Character principle. (Source: teskyg) KAITA (Kai-ta) n. Kai*ta An act of psychosis, bordering on lunacy, manifested by fabled werewolves under a full moon. Shockingly, Rino Gattuso (the world's most notorious hard tackler) is said to be spending sleepless nights reviewing KAITA's tape! (Source: careytommy) KAITAISIS (Kai-ta-i-sis) n. Kai*ta*i*sis 1. A new mental sickness recently discovered by Neurosurgeons. It affects the victim's ability to think right or make right judgement especially when it matters most. 2. Victims often confuse the game of soccer for a karate session. Its derived from the new word KAITA (Source: tlops) KAITARIZATION (Kai-ta-ri-za-tion) n. Kai*ta*ri*za*shen Kaitarization is the act of being turned into a useless mongol OR a Shaolin Temple soccer player. (Source: chichi234 & colomb) KAITA-KAITA (Kai-ta-kai-ta) n. Kai*ta*kai*ta Kaita-Kaita means unprecedented confusion and unimaginable pandemonium Usage: "Kaita-kaita don burst!" (Source: lizzybabe1) KAITA (Kai-ta) n. Kai*ta A highly explosive bomb needed more in Iraq than in Nigeria Usage: "Allied Forces just dropped the K-Bomb! Yes! The Kaita! Ladies and gentlemen, the war is over!!!" (Source: ActiveMan) KAITARACT (Kai-ta-ra-ct) n. Kai*ta*ra*kt A one-of-a-kind eye defect that makes a soccer player see another player as a Jabulani Ball to be kicked Usage: "Pity, he suffered from a sudden chronic case of Kaitaract" (Source: we_lycans) KAITASTROPHY (Kai-ta-stro-phy) n. Kai*ta*stro*fi See Kaita-Kaita above (Source: ~Borat~) |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by candylips(m): 7:17pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Suntemi(m): 7:32pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
Or U can also use it this way; 'If you try to kaita this business, I will personally muttalab you.' |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 7:35pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
I see the following episode unraveling in Naija in the near future: Father: Born-Boy! Born-Boy: Kpale! Sir! Baa'Mi! Yes Daddy! Father: Congratulations on turning 18! You are now a man! Born-Boy: Thank you Daddy! Father: I have a few words of caution though. Born-Boy: OK sir. I am all ears. Father: In all you do, don't be a thief! Don't be a terrorist! Don't be a Yahoo-Yahoo! AND, I take my Papa head beg you, don't be a KAITA!!! |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 7:37pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
sun_temi: Heheheheheeeee! You are must be very brilliant, sun_temi!!! A new word came out an hour ago and you're already so versatile in its usage!!! Wonda-ful!!!! I have only one prayer for you: May Holy Ghost FIRE destroy every KAITA in your life!!!!!!  |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 7:46pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
New Improved Prayer Points from FIRE AND BRIMSTONE INTERNATIONAL MINISTRIES: Every KAITA in my life, receive Heaven's FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Every KAITA in my career, be exposed to Heaven's BRIMSTONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every KAITA loitering around me, fall down and catch FIREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Every KAITA in my future, I arrest you like MUTALLAB was arrested!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
Naija boyz don kol lol |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Krayola(m): 7:55pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
@ Krayola, my broda in Toronto! Love your profile picture! Abeg, make I borrow am. . . My peepu, na so KAITA put gun for Naija head, come pull the trigger o!!!!!
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| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by eldee(m): 8:00pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
I love Nairaland. |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by chibaby5(f): 8:01pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
lmoa i lykz ds. . . seriously tho how idiotic and senseless can one person be?  |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 8:05pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
chi-baby: Abi o! His name has become a byword for notoriety and infamy!!! |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 8:25pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
eldee: This is how Nigerians cope with unnecessary and undue pressure that have been known to cause war or genocide in other countries! |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by chibaby5(f): 8:30pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
canuck: rotf . . . an Indiciplined Cow he is  . . . but ur wicked small oou nw opened thread full of curses pon da guy's head lolz   |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 8:35pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
chi-baby: Hahahahaaa. . .Don't mind kata-kata KAITA jor! I nor curse am o; I am only leveraging his name to expand the lexicon, add colour to parents' discipline and improve prayer points. |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by chibaby5(f): 8:56pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
^ loolz |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 9:05pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
Breaking NEWS~~~~~~~~ A bill has made its way with lightning speed on the floor of the Hellenic Parliament of Greece, proposing a new Greek god: KAITAnolokopolous - A god who gives undeserved victory by causing your opponent to act with wanton idiocy. The motion was carried unopposed! All hail KAITAnolokopolous!!!!! (PS: Please pronounce slowly to avoid a tongue-biting incident) Fineprint: The new god is highly versatile when you're facing Nigeria/Nigerians. He may not show up against Argentina, Brazil, etc. Good luck! (No, not the new Nigerian President! I mean all the best!!!) |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by chibaby5(f): 9:10pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
^ i cnt shout mayne! poor dude he deserves it all . . .Big Ode lyk him All hail KAITAnolokopolous!!!!! |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
LOL Canuck, you beat me to it. Can we borrow your kaitarised dictionary pls? I know some kaitalised souls over here. |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 9:15pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
davidylan: Go for it, davidylan! Great minds think alike! Go ahead and borrow it, and feel free to expand - I operate on an Open-Source basis But you're covered under my pay-per-click revenue arrangement sha. . .May the force be with you |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by semid4lyfe(m): 9:20pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
Kai! Una don scatter my belle with laughter for this thread |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Ziggyjoel(f): 9:25pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
A NEW DiSEASE HAS JUST BEEN DICOVERED: KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS! YOU ALL KNOW THE ETYMOLOGY AND SYMPTOMS. ITS DEADLIER THAN AIDS!!! |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
whats this kaita nonsense? grow up folks. all the players are all kaitas so y are you peeps making so much noise. |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
Kaita - A term that describes a temporary but catastrophic loss of mental competency. See also amnesia. |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by tlops(m): 9:33pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
Breaking News!, A new mental sickness has just been discovered by Neurosurgeons. It is called KAITAISIS. It affects the victim's ability to think right or make right judgement especially when it matters most. Victims often confuse the game of soccer for a karate session. Its derived from the new word KAITA |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by MeGaStReEt: 9:34pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
i pity for Kaita, the guy don die for nigerians hand today,lol |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by 9jarian: 9:36pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
tlops: I just hope dis guy is not forced to commit  |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by maedan(f): 9:37pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
This is very unfair. Let it be. If we were meant to win, we would have, Kaita or no Kaita. However feel free to further vent your anger and frustrations. |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by rapjunkie(m): 9:39pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
this is some funny poo |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Ziggyjoel(f): 9:40pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
DIS IS VERY KaITACULOUS! |
| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by chichi234(f): 9:40pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
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| Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by 190: 9:41pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
babaearly:I will kaitarize ur face with 6 sound kaita slaps just now if u dont shut up! |
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