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Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by 4Play(m): 3:28pm On Apr 01, 2007


Did anyone know that Bill Gates is a muslim? shocked I just discovered this shocking interview-http://gatesofvienna..com/2006/04/year-in-umma.html

How come few people knew about this
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by Seun(m): 3:38pm On Apr 01, 2007
Isn't it ironic that we're digging out this old news today, of all days? wink
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by osegwu(m): 3:46pm On Apr 01, 2007
And so?

Don't reach men make wrong choices?

Still me
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by osegwu(m): 3:47pm On Apr 01, 2007
And so?

Don't rich men make wrong choices?

Still me
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by mukina2: 3:53pm On Apr 01, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by mukina2: 4:44pm On Apr 01, 2007
why did you modify your last statement?

lol . .very funny grin
i saw it before you did
which was why  i told you  iam celebratin fools day or not grin grin
getalife geezzzz cheesy
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by ikamefa(f): 4:58pm On Apr 01, 2007
" grin" have a merry April fools day jare @ topic kiss
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by mukina2: 5:00pm On Apr 01, 2007
ikamefa:

grin"  have a  merry April fools day jare @ topic  kiss

lmaooooooooooo grin

no comments lipsrsealed grin grin grin grin
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by Coleslove: 6:21pm On Apr 01, 2007
Another April F**L?
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by jiggo(m): 9:54pm On Apr 01, 2007
shocked shocked shocked na wah o,
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by Nobody: 11:55pm On Apr 01, 2007
This was the funniest bit.

Q. And do you find a way to make your faith fit into your business operations?

A. Oh, yes. We’re working with our Dubai partners on the release of a new Islamic software suite called Microsoft Islam 2007. It will have five separate packages, Microsoft Dawa, Microsoft Jihad, Microsoft Hajj, and so on. We’ve got a ways to go yet — we’re working on Virtual Hajj, so that pilgrims won’t have to physically go to Makkah to meet the Hajj specifications. I’m consulting with the Mufti of Makkah to get the application declared halal, so it can aid people in places like Bangladesh.
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by orulebaja(f): 2:21am On Apr 02, 2007
What is wrong in being a muslim?
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by Nobody: 3:34am On Apr 02, 2007
orulebaja:

What is wrong in being a muslim?

Biko enjoy the April fool humor and stop being all touchy.
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by dblock(m): 8:10am On Apr 02, 2007
Good thing it's just an April fool joke, cos I don't want to see arabic inscriptions on Microsoft products
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by ikuku(m): 8:16am On Apr 02, 2007
Got me on that one. grin
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by paulseun(m): 12:38pm On Apr 02, 2007
whats the big deal[color=#770077][/color]
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by Gheorghe(m): 1:59pm On Apr 02, 2007
lol

cheesy grin cool smiley grin cheesy grin cool smiley
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by kelvin(m): 4:50pm On Apr 02, 2007
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by nazzyon(m): 5:24pm On Apr 02, 2007
O boy iif to say you use [size=25pt]Bush[/size] you 4 crack people rib o!

[size=15pt]Lirpa loof O jare![/size]
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by 9ja4eva: 6:50pm On Apr 02, 2007
Another April Fool shey.Thot dey said AntiChrist.
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by 4Play(m): 7:44pm On Apr 02, 2007
Like say the man don change his mind  shocked http://gatesofvienna..com/2007/04/bill-gates-apostate.html

He is now trying to be a "righteous rastafari"
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by 9ja4eva: 10:08pm On Apr 02, 2007
Na im saka.
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by tng(f): 10:21am On Apr 03, 2007
@topic

Thought he was an atheist?
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by 9ja4eva: 10:35am On Apr 03, 2007
Oh really?Dts his wahala.Hes made money so who cares.
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by Rogo: 11:53am On Apr 03, 2007
weti spoil about dat
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by 9ja4eva: 6:57am On Apr 04, 2007
How many Rich people r real xtains self?
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by moondust(m): 10:42am On Apr 05, 2007
I hope he doesn't start funding Jih,   oops! , my Big mouth
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by BillGatesFan(m): 4:05pm On Apr 05, 2007
@SEUN:I want to know why seun change my name,why do you add something else to my name seun? Are you that jealous that I answer Bill gate?

For the house I have not changed to muslim, am still your darling and sweet bill gate you use to know. Someone is doing you people APRIL FOOL. grin
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by omogenaija(f): 11:11pm On May 16, 2007
orulebaja:

What is wrong in being a muslim?

exactly , and y is it in the jokes section , its not funny

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Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by chumakk: 2:27pm On May 20, 2007
amen :d :d :d :d
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by MSabir: 6:09am On Aug 20, 2011
y cant u people reasons millions of people worldwyd convrt to islam bt nt d othr way round.and d way d west want to dissolve islam is d same way jesus wz crossified(as d bibl sed) an moses thrown away 4rm hs city ol bcoz they on d ryt way.we ar here to worshp God and to entr d kingdom of GOD and no 2nd chance
Re: Bill Gates Has Converted To Islam by ChiefEben(m): 9:25am On Aug 22, 2011
Joke

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