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Creamish:

Babe . . relationship is not slave trade . . its either your in or your out . . its your decision and not dat of NLanders. If u think u can manage it forever, stay with him and replace dat fault wit all d good qualities he has. .

otherwise, bail!

3ndy:

llllooooooolllllllllll
i'm very sorrrrrryyyy for u and his carrot!!

well i had a contrary experience,
the thang was so damnn big and he pounded me so hard i felt pain for 2 weeks all along!!!
and never wanted 2 see him again!!

LOVE.4BUG:

lol eh wan kill you? well i'd like such!

LOVE.4BUG:

NLer nobody has given me ans to this, everybody is busy saying this or that.
pls help me

MRbrownJAY:

the answer is very simple but you keep playing like you dont know, put it this way:
if your "cootie cat"was stinking like hell to the point where he couldnt deal with you no more, how would you like him to tell you?! whatever answer you have for this question then use that with him.

MRbrownJAY:

the answer is very simple but you keep playing like you dont know, put it this way:
if your "cootie cat"was stinking like hell to the point where he couldnt deal with you no more, how would you like him to tell you?! whatever answer you have for this question then use that with him.

3ndy:

yulkkkkk that's a disgusting answer!!

LOVE.4BUG:

sorry its not because its shaved like your hair and i remember he used his tong to make up.

Creamish:

LOL . . .  imagine . . if MRbrownJay was a biology teacher . . . .  

snthesis:

size is relative
how wide is your P***sy

LOVE.4BUG:

as wide as your mouth

meaning: not wide enough to give birth to Edward

vivaladiva:

tot u meant he was in a comma
seriously people sud think about their choice of words

advantages of a man wiv a small willy dat comes quick
he will almost certainly b faithful to u, cos he knows he aint gat nothing to offer
if he has got loads of money, u will b laughing all d way 2 d bank, this type of men r v generous, again cos they got nothing else to offer[b][/b]
if your the kind that likes to take the piss ie make unecessary shakaa. he is your ideal candidate, cos his self esteem bout to be as small as his willy

diadvantages
if u like effing den i wont go for this kind of dude cos he wont even get u high, u wld just be dry so be ready to cheat====cld b a plus really
if u get married and have kids, high prob that he will transfer is small willyness to your son===not a v good idea
u prob wont repect him and this might make u feel like your selling your self cheap
if he aint gat money, it aint worth the hassel===trust me

silentc:

Love.4bug, it seems you have feelings for the guy and like his financial status. The only problem is his size.

Your solution is simple, buy him a strap on Joystick (the type lesbians use as there are lesbian women who are sexually satisfied abi?) and make sure the strap on is a size that makes you go "gaga". Once he is done satisfying you, you can help him out too i.e touch him, oral or let him pump you for 10 seconds (  ).

So you can have it all, decent guy who will be faithful to you, loaded financially, have him wear his 9 inch strap on, loads of pre-intimacy and you are a happy woman!!!

silentc:

Too right MrbrownJay, as a matter of fact, he has been dealt a bad hand and with this will turn things around to his favour ,
He can be a 6, 7 8 or 9 inch stud for her, depending on her mood that day!
Stories like this make me appreciative that I am not abnormal in that department.

Missy B:

Mean!!! 

MRbrownJAY:

Husband: darling, why my dinner aint ready?! Wifey: shut up, you baby dikc man!
H: baby, why didnt you pay the bills with the money i left you?! W: oh please, go grow some dikc before talking to me!
H: honey, you seems to have put on some weight?! W: abeg be quiet, i have been hoping you put on weight between your legs forever!

whiteroses:


he try sef
someone told me she met a guy that got over excited during pre-intimacy and started shaking, when he got in the TOTO he dint even move up and down, he just squeezed his butt in her for 1.5 seconds bursted and started panting for air if it was me i will raise an alarm and belittle him what nonsense lol they went on many more date and apparently he's actually good that day was just a one off (i think maybe she over blew hin d1ck and was ready to come anyway)lol sori for being so graphic

whiteroses:


he try sef
someone told me she met a guy that got over excited during pre-intimacy and started shaking, when he got in the TOTO he dint even move up and down, he just squeezed his butt in her for 1.5 seconds bursted and started panting for air if it was me i will raise an alarm and belittle him what nonsense lol they went on many more date and apparently he's actually good that day was just a one off (i think maybe she over blew hin d1ck and was ready to come anyway)

whiteroses:

sori for being so graphic

Vindy:

If your so worried abt veggies try me. Rock hard and atlest an hour none stop performance. Your satisfactn is mo than guaranteed. EMAIL, Vindysob1@yahoo.com

pro01:

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Too bad, I feel for the poor guy. . .if only he knows that the one he 'loves' thinks he is a "vegetable", even though he is hale, healthy and hearthy! Life harsh oh. I'd recommend you sleep with him a second time. Perhaps you could 'force' him to take 2 bottles of big stout or 1 medium alomo bitters (that should @ least delay ej.acu.lation), and then caress him enough to have him attain full Attention; you might be pleasantly surprised by what you'd see. Some guys d1cks seem to be in shrinkage when limp but gain outrageous size when erect (they're called 'growers'); lets hope your Mr. Vegetable Man belongs in this category, lol.

If he manages to have an Attention and yet is still less than at least 5 inches, then he truly deserves compassion. Dump him and keep searching, one day you may find a 12 inch torch that'll permanently rupture your Arrow - just the way you'd like it. LMAO!

LOVE.4BUG:

he dos not take alcohol