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|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by Creamish(f): 1:22pm On Jun 29, 2010|
Babe . . relationship is not slave trade . . its either ur in or ur out . . its ur decision and not dat of NLanders. If u think u can manage it forever, stay with him and replace dat fault wit all d good qualities he has. .
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by LOVE.4BUG(f): 1:34pm On Jun 29, 2010|
i wish to but without hurting him!
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by LOVE.4BUG(f): 1:39pm On Jun 29, 2010|
lol eh wan kill you? well i'd like such!
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by 3ndy(f): 1:45pm On Jun 29, 2010|
LOVE.4BUG:well go on, u can link with him on facebook, ejyke cross!!
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by MRbrownJAY(m): 1:49pm On Jun 29, 2010|
the answer is very simple but you keep playing like you dont know, put it this way:
if your "cootie cat"was stinking like hell to the point where he couldnt deal with you no more, how would you like him to tell you?! whatever answer you have for this question then use that with him.
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by 3ndy(f): 1:56pm On Jun 29, 2010|
MRbrownJAY:yulkkkkk that's a disgusting answer!!
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by LOVE.4BUG(f): 1:58pm On Jun 29, 2010|
sorry its not because its shaved like your hair and i remember he used his tong to make up.
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by Creamish(f): 2:08pm On Jun 29, 2010|
LOL . . . imagine . . if MRbrownJay was a biology teacher . . . .
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by iz2much: 2:18pm On Jun 29, 2010|
maybe the guy get money. meet guys wıth the energy and leave the okoro or what do you call your so called husband
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by MRbrownJAY(m): 3:05pm On Jun 29, 2010|
ladies ladies, i dont know why you are tripping while poster came here to talk about small vegetable guy. . . . . . ok, i guess you gals are sensitive about your anatomy, fair enough!
so let me rephrase to not hurt y'all feelings:
POSTER, if your man was into big bre*ast but after opening your bra, he realized that Wonderbra/push-up bras was your best friend and that you were actually flat chested. how would you like him to tell you that he wasnt interested any longer?! whatever you decide, use that on vegetable guy.
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by Pweety4me: 3:11pm On Jun 29, 2010|
@OP Do u like d guy @ all?
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by snthesis(m): 3:25pm On Jun 29, 2010|
size is relative
how wide is ur P***sy
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by LOVE.4BUG(f): 5:13pm On Jun 29, 2010|
as wide as your mouth
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by Igwe.(m): 7:19pm On Jun 29, 2010|
LOVE.4BUG:meaning: not wide enough to give birth to Edward
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by whiteroses(f): 1:41am On Jun 30, 2010|
no, i smell a bit of exergeration here, a mans d1ck cant possibly be the size of your last finger only if you got a sausage for a finger of course but i get that he is very small, if you dont like it then move on and look for a new man but he is funny sha, he knew you were dissapointed and still confident enought to call
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by vivaladiva(f): 6:43am On Jun 30, 2010|
tot u meant he was in a comma
seriously people sud think about their choice of words
advantages of a man wiv a small willy dat comes quick
he will almost certainly b faithful to u, cos he knows he aint gat nothing to offer
if he has got loads of money, u will b laughing all d way 2 d bank, this type of men r v generous, again cos they got nothing else to offer
if ur the kind that likes to take the piss ie make unecessary shakaa. he is ur ideal candidate, cos his self esteem bout to be as small as his willy
if u like effing den i wont go for this kind of dude cos he wont even get u high, u wld just be dry so be ready to cheat====cld b a plus really
if u get married and have kids, high prob that he will transfer is small willyness to ur son===not a v good idea
u prob wont repect him and this might make u feel like ur selling ur self cheap
if he aint gat money, it aint worth the hassel===trust me
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by LOVE.4BUG(f): 8:34am On Jun 30, 2010|
Sure!!! he's got doo and currently building an estate.
Sure!!! love it more than anytin else.
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by kosi.man: 9:56am On Jun 30, 2010|
Oh my God!! thank for me oooo
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by silentc(m): 11:17am On Jun 30, 2010|
Love.4bug, it seems you have feelings for the guy and like his financial status. The only problem is his size.
Your solution is simple, buy him a strap on Joystick (the type lesbians use as there are lesbian women who are sexually satisfied abi?) and make sure the strap on is a size that makes you go "gaga". Once he is done satisfying you, you can help him out too i.e touch him, oral or let him pump you for 10 seconds ( ).
So you can have it all, decent guy who will be faithful to you, loaded financially, have him wear his 9 inch strap on, loads of pre-intimacy and you are a happy woman!!!
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by MRbrownJAY(m): 11:33am On Jun 30, 2010|
^^^^^lol, and he can sh*ag for hours on end without Approaching!
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by silentc(m): 11:37am On Jun 30, 2010|
Too right MrbrownJay, as a matter of fact, he has been dealt a bad hand and with this will turn things around to his favour ,
He can be a 6, 7 8 or 9 inch stud for her, depending on her mood that day!
Stories like this make me appreciative that I am not abnormal in that department.
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by Missy B(m): 11:39am On Jun 30, 2010|
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by MRbrownJAY(m): 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2010|
the ONLY problem is that the poster will still have no respect for that guy and living with someone that doesnt respect who you are as a person is wrong.
every arguments she will insult him on his tiny manhood:
Husband: darling, why my dinner aint ready?! Wifey: shut up, you baby dikc man!
H: baby, why didnt you pay the bills with the money i left you?! W: oh please, go grow some dikc before talking to me!
H: honey, you seems to have put on some weight?! W: abeg be quiet, i have been hoping you put on weight between your legs forever!
lol, there will never be peace in that household.
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by whiteroses(f): 12:28pm On Jun 30, 2010|
he try sef
someone told me she met a guy that got over excited during pre-intimacy and started shaking, when he got in the TOTO he dint even move up and down, he just squeezed his butt in her for 1.5 seconds bursted and started panting for air if it was me i will raise an alarm and belittle him what nonsense lol they went on many more date and apparently he's actually good that day was just a one off (i think maybe she over blew hin d1ck and was ready to come anyway)lol sori for being so graphic
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by silentc(m): 12:39pm On Jun 30, 2010|
LOL! MrBrownJay, you made my day with this! Too funny!!!
Whiteroses, I guess the guy was excited as this was his first time with the girl. We all know that the first time with a new girl is tricky as you are so excited you cant relax. He should make sure there is a second round where he can take his time and work his magic. If he is still doing this 3 or 4 times later, then there is a problem.
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by Missy B(m): 1:19pm On Jun 30, 2010|
whiteroses:Lol!!! I wonder what it's like, being in these Ladies' shoes. I don't envy 'em, I swear.
Imagine after anticipating a ride to heaven and cloud 9, the bobo noh even fit stand the test of ma fingers
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by Vindy: 1:30am On Jul 01, 2010|
If ur so worried abt veggies try me. Rock hard and atlest an hour none stop performance. Your satisfactn is mo than guaranteed. EMAIL, Vindysob1@yahoo.com
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by LOVE.4BUG(f): 8:37am On Jul 01, 2010|
sorry!!! dnt need a vigra man, just natural
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by pro01: 10:23am On Jul 01, 2010|
Too bad, I feel for the poor guy. . .if only he knows that the one he 'loves' thinks he is a "vegetable", even though he is hale, healthy and hearthy! Life harsh oh. I'd recommend you sleep with him a second time. Perhaps you could 'force' him to take 2 bottles of big stout or 1 medium alomo bitters (that should @ least delay ej.acu.lation), and then caress him enough to have him attain full Attention; you might be pleasantly surprised by what you'd see. Some guys d1cks seem to be in shrinkage when limp but gain outrageous size when erect (they're called 'growers'); lets hope your Mr. Vegetable Man belongs in this category, lol.
If he manages to have an Attention and yet is still less than at least 5 inches, then he truly deserves compassion. Dump him and keep searching, one day you may find a 12 inch torch that'll permanently rupture your Arrow - just the way you'd like it. LMAO!
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by LOVE.4BUG(f): 10:47am On Jul 01, 2010|
he dos not take alcohol
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by pro01: 1:06pm On Jul 01, 2010|
No wonder. Get him to try viagra then - anything to make that thing stand erect for proper assessment.
**alchohol always delays ej.a.c.u.lation; it's strange that 1-minute "vegetables" would choose teetotalism despite their predicament**
|Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by Akainzo(m): 2:26pm On Jul 01, 2010|
My advice would stem from the premise that you have decided that you do not want to be with him.
ALl you need do is plan an outing with him, sit him down and explain to him that though you find him interesting and fun to be with, and you probably would have enjoyed a relationship with him. However, sex and and its satisfactory glory is very much important to you and thus you would not be able to stay/continue a relationship with him.
He probably would try at this point to make you promises et all, just reply that you'd feel guilty if you continue with him as you'd want to always have a good feeling about him and still have your respect for him intact.
Do this in a friendly manner but ensure you are firm. No look the money o.
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