1. I LOVE YOU,  2. I'M A VIRGIN,  3. I HATE SEX,  4. U R D FIRST GUY WHO IS TOUCHING ME,  5. OH IT'S 2 BIG NEVER SEEN DIS TYPE B4,  6. I HATE SUCKING,  7. OK ONLY ONCE,  8. HE IS JUST MY FRIEND. 9. YOU ARE THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HAD,  Abi na lie

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U hate sex too ?

funny thread

dude but what if the girl is telling you the truth how will you know since you are suspicious of all women

well i never tot to dating one of them i hate lies

adebisi1:

1. I LOVE YOU, 2. I'M A VIRGIN, 3. I HATE SEX, 4. U R D FIRST GUY WHO IS TOUCHING ME, 5. OH IT'S 2 BIG NEVER SEEN DIS TYPE B4, 6. I HATE SUCKING, 7. OK ONLY ONCE, 8. HE IS JUST MY FRIEND. 9. YOU ARE THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HAD, Abi na lie

Is this all? Then you must be dreaming. Mtchewww

there's more 2 us dan u can eva think of

You're Right, @Poster

You're Right, @Poster

omega25red:

funny thread

dude but what if the girl is telling you the truth how will you know since you are suspicious of all women

I tire o

@OP
u forgot to add one more
non-existent Boyfriend Location;

anywhere outside Lagos/Abuja: my boyfriend is in Lagos/Abuja.

Within Lagos/Abuja; my boyfriend is in Jand/ Yankee

In Jand/Yankee; My boyfriend is in Nigeria.

meanwhile the girl is so single

;d ;d

yeh agree with u, just that there have the professionals and the minors. But it makes it interesting sha

I'm On
I'm Pregnant
he's just a friend

Abi na lie

not for your girlfriends and female acquaintances.

snthesis:

@OP
u forgot to add one more
non-existent Boyfriend Location;

anywhere outside Lagos/Abuja: my boyfriend is in Lagos/Abuja.

Within Lagos/Abuja; my boyfriend is in Jand/ Yankee

In Jand/Yankee; My boyfriend is in Nigeria.

meanwhile the girl is so single

intensify on the kind of girls you date

Mschewww,
Fallacy of hasty generalisation. Not all women lie. Hiss again.

obojo:

I'm On
I'm Pregnant
he's just a friend

to be pregnant is not the lie, the lie is: i'm pregnant AND THE BABY IS YOURS!

^you could lie you are preggs tho
my friends bro toasted me and wouldnt quit i have a bf and he doesnt care, he'd still come all the way from london and toast me in my bf house, my poor bf couldnt do anything he was older and has money one day i told him i just found out i was pregnant and dont even know how to tell him thats why i was avoiding him, he dissapeared and i heared he deleted my number too 

just to add to the list:

10) I am on my Periods
11) I am so tired
12) He is just a cousin
13) Nobody has ever touched me like that. (even though she had 2 miscarriages and 14 boyfriends)
14) I don't date white guys
15) you are my true love
16) My baby daddy was wicked, in fact he rraped me,that's why i have a child. did u report him? NO
17) I hate annal ssex. I have only tried it 9 times
18)my ex was very bad in bed,he never lasted 30 seconds. we dated for 5 years though.
19) I don't mmasterbate
20) I have never watched pporn,not even seen a nnude picture online.

yawn

#7 and 13 are rib crackers!
only once!

Then when they want marriage, "They tell you that 3 different guys are calling to her place over her hand in marriage. (wetin u come dey wait for, marry one naa abi i tell u say i don read?)

adebisi1:

1. I LOVE YOU, 2. I'M A VIRGIN, 3. I HATE SEX, 4. U R D FIRST GUY WHO IS TOUCHING ME, 5. OH IT'S 2 BIG NEVER SEEN DIS TYPE B4, 6. I HATE SUCKING, 7. OK ONLY ONCE, 8. HE IS JUST MY FRIEND. 9. YOU ARE THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HAD, Abi na lie

Guilty as charged

@Poster,
I agree with you totally. It just shows how gullible men are especially when we are in love. It's a woman world afterall.

@Rokiatu,
Coming from a woman, I respect dat, but try and change o!lol

obojo:

I'm On
I'm Pregnant
he's just a friend

My ex used to say that all the time.
But i no dey carry last.
When a bird decides to fly without perching, the hunter shoots without aiming.
I had my way of knowing the truth and it worked like a charm.

lol