[center][size=14pt]A MAN HAS 4 DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOMEN…[/center]

[center]1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
[font=Bank One Special Helvetica]4. Ho’s[/font][/center]

1. Wifey: Is irreplaceable…and she is the only one that is irreplaceable…She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love – and he never wants to see her with another man. But, he will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches and Ho’s until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey, he would be screwed and NEVER be happy again.

2. Boo:  Is replaceable – she thinks she’s Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey and is irreplaceable. She can NEVER replace her. Boo tries to take Wifey’s spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey’s spot but, will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey…and Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him… (Ladies… you don’t want to be Boo)

3. Bitches: A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events…Dat call when Wifey’s acting up and you need a quick nut. The naughty woman is the first one running there.

[font=Bank One Special Helvetica]4. Ho’s: Enough said! Trying to move up in life, wants to be a naughty woman or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups in case a naughty woman or a boo slips up.[/font][/size]

We need to declare public holiday, so you've finally posted a joke. Anyways as a young dude, I have no wifey, a few bitches here and there and finally a few ho's in my phone just in case them bitches be acting up and you know even though there's bitches and ho's in my life you will always be my boo. _{usher in action}

ROFLMAO!!

Public holiday indeed. . .Sting behave yourself   

sting_224:

and you know even though there's bitches and ho's in my life you will always be my boo. _{usher in action}

Awww. . .Thanks but no thanks - I've got my own man 

Nice Composition. I'm only interested in wifey.

why do men do this nawwwww

GUYS,ABI UNA DEY HEAR!!! the probs con be say most guys sef dey confuse d thing. some really dey think say boo or bitches na wifey,thats y u dey hear of thousand divorce here and there. wifey na wifey,dont make that mistake oh or the price can really be expensive or priceless

Were is the joke

studio,na wa u oh,u re always looking for the joke. haba! read btw the lines,u ll get d gist :p

Next time u wan relate with me, no forget to add the CFR- cuz na the title wey dem give me as the best joker 2009.

Hhmmm. I don read tire but still no fit find the joke.
No vex!

studio CFR(i dont even kw d full meaning of dat),still dey read u go get the joke
y 2009? wetin dey happen for 2010? u no wan win,abi u no win?
if u be joke master,u for understand d joke

My dear, age no dey my side again-maybe dats why i no dey fit understand some of dis long jokes.

I like it short and make the joke make sense.

Erm, dis one u dey tackle me left right centre, na u get the joke?

NO BE GET AM,BUT EFE NA GOOD GIRL,NO DEY TACKLE HER.
if age no dey ur side again,at least old like a good comedian,a good comedian dey find joke/fun inside evrything he read or see

So u even know EFE reach to confirm she's good or not.
Interesting!
Lol,

She be your sister?

The Vicar's Salary

The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the area, stands up and proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new BMW every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, 'If the Vicar will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'

More sighs and loud applause.

Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,

'If the Vicar stays, I will give him s-e.x.'

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her:

'Mrs Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said "4 ukc him!"

What a username:-D

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said "4ukc him!"

Hhmmm

@agitator na wa for you, why not open a new thread to post your dry and boring joke. You just had to spoil this moment that we might never get to see again in the history of nairaland.

^^ Lol - Sting!! 

**chuckles - history of nland indeed**

cynthoney:

NO BE GET AM,BUT EFE NA GOOD GIRL,NO DEY TACKLE HER.
if age no dey your side again,at least old like a good comedian,a good comedian dey find joke/fun inside evrything he read or see

My dear, abeg no waste your time with dat one jo! 

Studio CFR:

So u even know EFE reach to confirm she's good or not.
Interesting!
Lol,

She be your sister?

b/4 nko? u no know where dey pain u?

Studio CFR:

My dear, age no dey my side again-maybe dats why i no dey fit understand some of dis long jokes. 
I like it short and make the joke make sense.

Na u talk am - In that case commot for this thread and go derail somewhere else jo!

Since when u become caretaker?

Stop derailing Studio

stay on topic pls. . .

U don talk finish?

Dress go one i wan start my car-- the brake dey fail sometimes.

lol

u mean your leggediz Benz??

No
My car never get fairly used for nigeria-- ask dat okada man wey sey him name na Dikele

STAY ON TOPIC!! 

anyways, tell us stud: which of those 4 women type u get?

Wifey, Boo, B.i.t.ch or Ho?? hmmmm?? 

<other guys don talk their own - tell us yours na>

Na your side i dey.

Anyone u belong mehn, na dia i dey.
Lol

lol. . .

U seriously wish

For real babe, I dey your side.

U make me smile u know, U are sweet.

Really?

In that case tell me more. . .

<listens attentively>

Watch out for part2 next week.

End of discussion babe.
Your ears don open wide lol

Lol!!

**some peeps no go ever change!**

My love for u no fit change.

What can i do to make u happy.
Build castle for u ontop ocean?
Lol