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Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Explorers(m): 5:13pm On Oct 22, 2018
A man born without a penis has lost his virginity aged 45 thanks to a bionic manhood made from his own skin.


Andrew Wardle, from Manchester, had a £50,000 10hours penile implant operation at University College Hospital London in June but had to wait six weeks before he could have sex for the first time.


Andrew, pictured in hospital, successfully underwent the final stage of a £50,000 penile implant operation at London's University Hospital and has been given the all clear to at last lose his virginity at the age of 45.






In a remarkable operation, doctors built his new penis from the skin, muscles and nerves in Andrew's left arm, pictured, and a vein in his leg.


He was born with a condition called bladder exstrophy, said he will take a fertility test to see if they can conceive and they will adopt if he can't.

As a child Andrew underwent a surgical procedure to create an artificial opening known as a stoma in his urinary system.


He had countless operations to build a tube from his bladder so he could pass water normally and suffered from kidney problems



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6157193/amp/Caterer-given-bionic-penis-born-without-organ-finally-sex-aged-45.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4135257110

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Generalkaycee(m): 5:15pm On Oct 22, 2018
Thank God for my dick.. I can't imagine life without it.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by ayatt(m): 5:16pm On Oct 22, 2018
shocked

nawa oh
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by GOFRONT(m): 5:17pm On Oct 22, 2018
Man born without a manhood!!!!!......
This one shock me....

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Explorers(m): 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2018
A diagram shows how Andrew's bionic penis is taken from skin from his forearm and a vein in his leg.

It is then rolled into the shape of a manhood and attached.

Inside the penis is a penile implant which pumps saline fluid into the cylinder making the penis erect for intercourse.


In the final stage of his £50,000 penile implant surgery he was fitted with a pump that will give him an erection at the push of a button.




After activating a button in his groin to pump up his 'ridiculously big' new penis, he lost his virginity to his girlfriend of six years Fedra Fabian as they prepared for a romantic getaway to Amsterdam.


'Two days before we went away, it just happened,' he toldThe Sun. 'It was nice and natural and that's how I wanted it to be.'

He said the sex lasted for about half an hour and felt 'fantastic'. Talking about his new manhood, he added: 'I'm so pleased with it.'

Twenty-eight-year-old Fedra, from Hungary, said the sex was 'amazing' and Andrew's penis looks normal despite being inflated with saline fluid to make it erect.

She added: 'It's fantastic no need to worry about viagra or getting old.

He can do it when he's drunk too!'

The bionic penis is fully rigged up to Andrew's testicles, meaning it's possible for the couple to have children.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by jonili(m): 5:27pm On Oct 22, 2018
dickless at 45
damn man! you've missed a lot

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Nobody: 5:29pm On Oct 22, 2018
wow

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by delugajackson: 5:31pm On Oct 22, 2018
Technology is indeed the best thing to ever happen to mankind, all thanks to the Whites. From prosthetic limbs to DNA Testing, to IVF, cancer-detecting devices and to cloning. You just can't get enough.

Meanwhile, a certain country is still manufacturing toothpicks and exporting yams. They even celebrate it as an achievement.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by MrDojo(m): 5:42pm On Oct 22, 2018
Thank God for his life... cheesy grin cheesy grin

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Gosj01(m): 5:52pm On Oct 22, 2018
Chai!!!


Anyways I sell LAPTOPS
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by MJBOLT: 6:00pm On Oct 22, 2018
delugajackson:
Technology is indeed the best thing to ever happen to mankind. From prosthetic limbs to DNA Testing, to IVF and to cloning. You just can't get enough.

Meanwhile, a certain country is still manufacturing toothpicks and exporting yams. They celebrate it as an achievement.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Eveezy(m): 6:09pm On Oct 22, 2018
GOFRONT:
Man born without a manhood!!!!!......
This one shock me....
Abi Bros, who told dem dt he was a man wen he was born, Abi no be as pikin come out, dem go check if prick dey den dem go say "u ve a bouncing baby boy"

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by myettiallah: 6:15pm On Oct 22, 2018
Mnb
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Teaser4(m): 6:18pm On Oct 22, 2018
zombies are born without D1ck...
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Explorers(m): 6:20pm On Oct 22, 2018
Eveezy:

Abi Bros, who told dem dt he was a man wen he was born, Abi no be as pikin come out, dem go check if prick dey den dem go say "u ve a bouncing baby boy"


They can also determine the sex from the inside, not only from the external parts.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Eveezy(m): 6:25pm On Oct 22, 2018
Explorers:



They can also determine the sex from the inside, not only from the external parts.
From the inside really? Like they will do an xray or scan on a new born baby to know what's inside? B4 dey come bk to announce d sex?
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Explorers(m): 6:29pm On Oct 22, 2018
Eveezy:

From the inside really? Like they will do an xray or scan on a new born baby to know what's inside? B4 dey come bk to announce d sex?

By the time they notice the baby has nothing on the outside, they'll go extra mile to determine.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Nobody: 6:32pm On Oct 22, 2018
How come he looks like a man if he's balls weren't producing testosterone? How did he get past puberty?

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by GreatrAnalyst: 6:59pm On Oct 22, 2018
This is wow.
Truly mystery is a form of science that's yet to be mastered while science is a mystery which has been studied, understood and mastered (Kunle Soriyan)

This is a miracle of a kind.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Ejebleje: 7:44pm On Oct 22, 2018
Generalkaycee:
Thank God for my dick.. I can't imagine life without it.

Bro,thank goodness for p...y. What’s a dick without pu...y?

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by mankan2k7(m): 7:47pm On Oct 22, 2018
Instead of him to Atikulate obidently he is looking for pussy here and there

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by DaFlash: 8:45pm On Oct 22, 2018
delugajackson:
Technology is indeed the best thing to ever happen to mankind, all thanks to the Whites. From prosthetic limbs to DNA Testing, to IVF, cancer-detecting devices and to cloning. You just can't get enough.

Meanwhile, a certain country is still manufacturing toothpicks and exporting yams. They even celebrate it as an achievement.
that yam got me laughing grin grin grin

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by LabUdegbe(m): 8:55pm On Oct 22, 2018
Holy smoke. Dickless at 45?
Thank God for my penisula ooo grin

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Offpoint: 8:57pm On Oct 22, 2018
When you have 18 million naira penís... na V dey rush, you no dey rush V...
With 18 million naira díck I swear I'm not the one doing the humping, and if I choose to do she has not right to scream faster...
I'll be like "B get down, this is 18 milla díck, you don't hump on 18 milla dįck that way"

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Samantha23(f): 9:04pm On Oct 22, 2018
some weird things we read

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Tamarapetty(f): 9:05pm On Oct 22, 2018
Show us pics of it nau
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by wiseone28: 9:16pm On Oct 22, 2018
I i i i.....Ehm!!!

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Valfrankie(m): 10:05pm On Oct 22, 2018
How?

Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by ReneeNuttall(f): 10:07pm On Oct 22, 2018
Just one question,can he get a woman pregnant?
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by iQUOTE: 11:09pm On Oct 22, 2018
Lalasticlala! come and see the wonders of this world.

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