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Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 8:26pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT - A BABY'S PERSPECTIVE! OK, here's my situation. My mummy has had me for almost 5 months. The first few months were great - I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, day or night. Then something happened. Over the last few weeks, she has been trying to STTN (sleep through the night). At first, I thought it was just a phase, but it is only getting worse. I've talked to other babies, and it seems like it's pretty common after mummies have had us for around 6 months. Here's the thing: these mummies don't really need to sleep. It's just a habit. Many of them have had some 30 years to sleep - they just don't need it anymore. So I am implementing a plan. I call it the Crybaby Shuffle. It goes like this: Night 1 - cry every 3 hours until you get fed. I know, it's hard. It's hard to see your mummy upset over your crying. Just keep reminding yourself, it's for her own good. Night 2 - cry every 2 hours until you get fed. Night 3 - every hour. Most mummies will start to respond more quickly after about 3 nights. Some mummies are more alert, and may resist the change longer. These mummies may stand in your doorway for hours, shhhh-ing. Don't give in. I cannot stress this enough: CONSISTENCY IS KEY!! If you let her STTN (sleep through the night), just once, she will expect it every night. I KNOW IT'S HARD! But she really does not need the sleep, she is just resisting the change. If you have an especially alert mummy, you can stop crying for about 10 minutes, just long enough for her to go back to bed and start to fall asleep. Then cry again. It WILL eventually work. My mummy once stayed awake for 10 hours straight, so I know she can do it. Last night, I cried every hour. You just have to decide to stick to it and just go for it. BE CONSISTENT! I cried for any reason I could come up with. My sleep sack tickled my foot. I felt a wrinkle under the sheet. My mobile made a shadow on the wall. I burped, and it tasted like pears. I hadn't eaten pears since lunch, what's up with that? The cat said "meow". I should know. My mummy reminds me of this about 20 times a day. LOL. Once I cried just because I liked how it sounded when it echoed on the monitor in the other room. Too hot, too cold, just right - doesn't matter! Keep crying!! It took a while, but it worked. She fed me at 4am. Tomorrow night, my goal is 3:30am. You need to slowly shorten the interval between feedings in order to reset your mummies' internal clocks. P.S. Don't let those rubber things fool you, no matter how long you suck on them, no milk will come out. Trust me! |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by Dyt(f): 9:19pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
wat goes around comes around remember tis a lesson nt a joke tis aint funny |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 9:22pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^ Really? Pls do tell - what is the lesson here then?? 'cos the way I see it - 'tis nothing but light-hearted fun Dyt. . . |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by Dyt(f): 9:26pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
wat goes around comes around sure u r gonna xprience dis too |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 9:29pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
The joke here is about how a newborn baby sees sleeping through the night - and tries to share it's Chill out Dyt - it's what babies do! |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by Dyt(f): 9:36pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
mayb i read it frm anoda angle |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by makajibbz(m): 9:50pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Dyt:to get d straight angle: sit right in front of the monitor of your PC, @OP nice, but not nice enuff |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 9:54pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
hmmm different strokes 4 different folks I guess but then again you're a man - don't expect you to like it though |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by jidobaba(m): 10:41pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
i like this part
such a street smarts for a baby |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^ That's my favourite part too!! glad you like it |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by hushmann(m): 12:02am On Jul 20, 2010 |
hey dude,wht the Bleep is tht, |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by cynthoney(f): 7:31am On Jul 20, 2010 |
nice one,EFE P.S. Don't let those rubber things fool you, no matter how long you suck on them, no milk will come out. Trust me! this is d one i enjoy most kudos babes, |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by skyndyp(f): 9:22am On Jul 20, 2010 |
The language doesn't sound like a baby's. Don't you have kids around you? You should have made it look like baby talk. STALE |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by makajibbz(m): 9:43am On Jul 20, 2010 |
skyndyp:how do you want it to sound? he wrote it for goodness sakes! |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by skyndyp(f): 10:33am On Jul 20, 2010 |
makajibbz: Thought Efe is a[b] SHE[/b] |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 10:49am On Jul 20, 2010 |
^^ No, Makajibbz is correct. He's referring to the baby who wrote this pieces and it's a he |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by skyndyp(f): 11:38am On Jul 20, 2010 |
He doesn't sound like a baby then More like a street boy |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by skyndyp(f): 11:48am On Jul 20, 2010 |
Efe tell me about the[b] 16 [/b] na |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 11:58am On Jul 20, 2010 |
skyndyp: Lol! well, that was Mr Stud as a baby skyndyp: yeah I know, 'tis good to be sweet 16 |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by Basildon1(m): 12:19pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
I dont even get it when ppl on here criticise a joke wat goes around comes around remember The language doesn't sound like a baby's. Don't you have kids around you? You should have made it look like baby talk. STALE Hav a lighter approach for christ's sake, the whole thing is even copy and paste. |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 12:22pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
^^ Lol |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by skyndyp(f): 12:25pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Basildon1: Who be this |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by StudioCFR(m): 12:30pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Still searching for the joke? |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by cynthoney(f): 1:03pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
You r always searching 4 jokes. Go to d badbelle section!!! hater of d millenium!!! |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by StudioCFR(m): 2:24pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Na for mouth? Were is the crown? |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 2:27pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Mr Stud stay on topic!! Stop Derailing!! |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by lysaa(f): 3:40pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
lol, efe don break bottle! Na joke, riddle or na speech be dis? lol |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 4:09pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
^^ it's called 3-in-1 |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by dani1luv: 9:16pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
You wan make i read this Nyway Nice stuff |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by sylve11: 9:30am On Jul 21, 2010 |
Efeturi, nice one there! |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by EfemenaXY: 11:06am On Jul 23, 2010 |
Thanks Sylve |
Re: Sleeping Through The Night - A Baby's Perspective! by lysaa(f): 4:00pm On Jul 23, 2010 |
Sylve is only tickling ur fancy. .i can guess what is going on in his thots. |
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