10% ?

Two friends, a Nigerian and a Japanese, graduated from an American university and went to work their respective countries. Ten years later, the Nigerian went to Japan to visit his friend. His friend met him at the airport and took him to his house. He was surprised to see a mansion, with two BMW 5-series vehicles parked in front of the mansion. He asked his friend, the Japanese, how he’d gotten so wealthy. The Japanese pointed to the highway they had left behind. He said, “See that, 10%”.

One year later the Japanese came to Nigeria to return the visit. His friend, the Nigerian, met him at the airport and took him to his house. He was surprised to see a big palace, with two BMW 6-series, two hummer Jeeps and two Lincoln Navigators parked in front of the palace. He was so shocked, he couldn’t say anything – he could only point. The Nigerian then pointed to the road they had left behind. He said, “See that, 100%”. The Japanese was very puzzled, as all he saw was a bush.

meanin?

What a joke. Mtcheewwww

wetin be dis?

skyndyp:

What a joke. Mtcheewwww

English

Dyt:

meanin?

simultaneous equation do me i do u

coal_coal:

wetin be dis?

joblessness

Some people are so slow - are u telling you dont get 100% Joke.

that one na retard o

pele u wey u get am c as u fast reach

Dyt:

pele u wey u get am c as u fast reach

Na fight

fyt wit a small boi lailai

Me small boy lol or na u be small wey dey throw pad -- u dont know wetin u dey miss - i fit pass Will smith

poster: Translation please

guess ur in .00001%

Correct - what % do u fall into?

i dont nid 2 tell u dat, u know already

How can i know when i am not a mind reader - prove it that you are in the same category as me?

tis gd u know we r nt mate

Dyt:

tis gd u know we r nt mate

Thanks - yes i know i am more matured than you - ok i will buy u sweet

Godmother:

10% ?

Two friends, a Nigerian and a Japanese, graduated from an American university and went to work their respective countries. Ten years later, the Nigerian went to Japan to visit his friend. His friend met him at the airport and took him to his house. He was surprised to see a mansion, with two BMW 5-series vehicles parked in front of the mansion. He asked his friend, the Japanese, how he’d gotten so wealthy. The Japanese pointed to the highway they had left behind. He said, “See that, 10%”.

One year later the Japanese came to Nigeria to return the visit. His friend, the Nigerian, met him at the airport and took him to his house. He was surprised to see a big palace, with two BMW 6-series, two hummer Jeeps and two Lincoln Navigators parked in front of the palace. He was so shocked, he couldn’t say anything – he could only point. The Nigerian then pointed to the road they had left behind. He said, “See that, 100%”. The Japanese was very puzzled, as all he saw was a bush.

Oh I get the joke alright:

1. The Japanese guy awarded himself 10% of what was commissioned for the road. So if his govt. awarded say Y 1million to have the road built, the guy kept 100,000 Yen for himself

2. The Nigerian guy on the other hand awarded himself the entire (100%) commission for the road. So, if the Nigerian govt. awarded say N20million to have the road built, the guy kept the entire N 20million  for himself - hence no road, just a bush path. 

The joke's kinda funny in a sick way - but it's reality (unless I'm wrong?)

@poster u try - but I no go laugh, the joke is too close real for comfort       

**There's nothing funny about absolute greed**

^^^

Na wa u just go it - r u that slow - means u cant handle me?

what on earth are you talking about man??

I got joke immediately I read it!!

AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO HANDLE YOU??

Ok Easy - Not a fight - i assumed you had read it before

No, I hadn't - but yeah, I'm cool. . .

so what of london are u based

*part*

yes part

Not important

stay on topic pls. . .

<and no personal questions either>

Ok ma - sorry

apology accepted