Here are are some bizarre names for a laugh.

Austrian defender Gernot Sick.

French player Patrice Loko (meaning crazy) actually lost his mind in real life.

Canadian footballer Felix Brilliant.

Danny Invicible, an Australian player based in Scotland.

Its all in the name, Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger.

Ditto for German Wolfgang Wolf who once coach Wolfsburg.

Series B player Francesco de Francesco. I think they ran out of ideas in naming him.

So did Eric Djemba Djemba and Lomana Lua Lua.

Digital Takiwara, a former MLS player.

Portuguese player, Buena Morte's. name means good death.

Cameroon striker, Joseph-Desire Job. Translate to Joseph desire a job.

Nicky Butt
Paul Dickov
Olivier De Cock
Jung Yoo Suck

demerit-USA

can only think of bonfere jo meaning good brother joe

Bernt Haas - Switzerland

George Welcome - Honduras

Toto Schillachi

'Danny Shi.t-tu

1. Stefan Kuntz
   
2. Chiqui Arce
 
3. Bongo Christ
   
4. Have-a-Look Dube
   
5. Ars Bandeet
   
6. Segar Bastard
   
7. Rafael Scheidt
   
8. Rod Fanni
   
9. Johnny Moustache
 
10. David Goodwillie
 
11. Danny Shittu
 
12. Johan de Cock
 
13. Milan Fukal
 
14. Quim
 
15. Brian Pinas
 
16. Bernt Haas
 
17. Uwe Fuchs
 
18. Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
 
19. Wolfgang Wolf
 
20. Creedence Clearwater Couto
 
21. Norman Conquest

22. Danger Fourpence
 
23. Paul Dickov

24. Argelico bleeps

25. Harry Daft

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Christopher loother

GUNnarsson

MAKelele

GATtuso

Schweinsteiger means Pig climber in german.

Bastian[i] Pig climbe[/i]r

dominique:

1. Stefan Kuntz
   
2. Chiqui Arce
 
3. Bongo Christ
   
4. Have-a-Look Dube
   
5. Ars Bandeet
   
6. Segar Bastard
   
7. Rafael Scheidt
   
8. Rod Fanni
   
9. Johnny Moustache
 
10. David Goodwillie
 
11. Danny Shittu
 
12. Johan de Cock
 
13. Milan Fukal
 
14. Quim
 
15. Brian Pinas
 
16. Bernt Haas
 
17. Uwe Fuchs
 
18. Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
 
19. Wolfgang Wolf
 
20. Creedence Clearwater Couto
 
21. Norman Conquest

22. Danger Fourpence
 
23. Paul Dickov

24. Argelico bleeps

25. Harry[b] Daft[/b]

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Jan Johannes Vennegoor of Hesselink


Eden Hazard abi na different thing Hazard mean for their side?

Răzvan Dincă Raţ lol

Hulk

Naughty Mokoena

Osa Ice Cream Guobadia

Creedence Clearwater Couto

Vitalis “Digital” Takawira

Gioco Poco Ma Gioco

Have-a-Look Dube



lol

jay bee:

Nicky Butt
Paul Dickov
Olivier De Cock
Jung Yoo Suck

paul inche

Wayne Looney

Andrei Arse-Shavin

Jay De Merit
Pavel Pogrebynyak(this name is a mouthful. They just juxtaposed all the consonants in the world)

Dimitri Chrygrynsky

Chris Eagles(Eiye boy)
Gary Speed(slowest player in football history)
Xavi Torres(combination of two of the worlds best players. He's still struggling to break into Real Madrids starting XI)
Dan Gossling(isn't gossling a baby goose?)
Dean Whitehead(head)

dayokanu:

Dimitri Chrygrynsky

WTF . . .aint a single vowel in that

see useless and meaningless names

does white people have any useful or meaningful names self?

Georgie Welcome

Wolfgang Feirsinger

Ebbe Sand(scored for Denmark against Nigeria in France '98. He holds the record for fastest goal by a substitute in the world cup)

ROFLMAO @ thread

I'm DEAD 

dominique:

1. Stefan Kuntz 
   
2. Chiqui Arce 
 
3. Bongo Christ
   
4. Have-a-Look Dube
   
5. Ars Bandeet
   
6. Segar Bastard Jesus!
   
7. Rafael Scheidt
   
8. Rod Fanni
   
9. Johnny Moustache
 
10. David Goodwillie
 
11. Danny Shittu
 
12. Johan de Cock
 
13. Milan Fukal
 
14. Quim
 
15. Brian Pinas
 
16. Bernt Haas
 
17. Uwe Fuchs
 
18. Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede 
 
19. Wolfgang Wolf
 
20. Creedence Clearwater Couto
 
21. Norman Conquest

22. Danger Fourpence
 
23. Paul Dickov

24. Argelico bleeps

25. Harry Daft

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Dat QUIM guy sabi keep! Kai! You need to see him on the playstation

Signs and Wonder Chibambo(Zambian player playing for Heartland)

Gilles Yapi Yapo

Eric Djemba Djemba

Austin OKO[/b]cha

Joseph y[b]OBO

Richard OWOBOKIRI

Ndubuisi OKO[/b]sieme

jim [b]NWOBODO

Isaac [b]OKO[/b]ronkwo

tarila [b]OKO[/b]WANITA