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Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 4:19pm On Jul 23, 2010
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got smashed.

"What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. We raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'."

"That was a fine story Sarah."

Roland, do you have a story to share?

"Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
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"Stay the f. u, ck  away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 4:20pm On Jul 23, 2010
first to Enter - hyeyeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 4:23pm On Jul 23, 2010
Lol. . .already??

U quick sha - I've just re-modified the last line of the joke tongue
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 4:26pm On Jul 23, 2010
Sounds like i am stalking u - hope u dont mind - i can smell u from afar



black blows a kiss - u can either catch or post it back grin
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 4:31pm On Jul 23, 2010
blacksta:

Sounds like i am stalking u - hope u dont mind - i can smell u from afar

hmmm. . . looks like we've got a predatory lion stalking around on nland undecided undecided
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 4:36pm On Jul 23, 2010
bear with me - I normally dont come this far - My normal joint was politics and sport - but ever since i discovered you - i cant get enough.


"black smileeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss - ol boy u don hit jackpot "
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jul 23, 2010
LOL, nice one!
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 4:56pm On Jul 23, 2010
blacksta:

bear with me - I normally dont come this far - My normal joint was politics and sport - but ever since i discovered you - i cant get enough.

Na wa o! - looks like you've got it real bad then cheesy cheesy

**don't know whether to be flattered or skeptical**

"black smileeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss - ol boy u don hit jackpot "

<smiles back>

Okay, but b careful sha - so that I won't have to do an Aunty Sharon on you too tongue tongue

Eyah:

LOL, nice one!

Thanks Eyah!! cheesy cheesy
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 5:00pm On Jul 23, 2010
Abeg Aunty Sharon - stay away from that bottle - I will behve myself.
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 5:03pm On Jul 23, 2010
Lol. . .

Good boy wink
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 23, 2010
Efemena_xy:


Thanks Eyah!!  cheesy cheesy
smiley smiley smiley Appreciate all the jokes a lot! Keep coming grin

Hmm, Im starting to love and enjoy your tandem with blacksta.

@ Blacksta are you joke in-love with Efe? grin
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 5:13pm On Jul 23, 2010
Eyah:

smiley smiley smiley Appreciate all the jokes a lot! Keep coming grin

will do my best wink

Hmm, Im starting to love and enjoy your tandem with blacksta.

@ Blacksta are you joke in-love with Efe? grin


Abeg I nor follow O! - make una free me jo!

grin grin grin
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by Dyt(f): 6:12pm On Jul 23, 2010
ere comes auntie sharon
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 10:47pm On Jul 23, 2010
Lol

Aunty Sharon Dyt - how far now? wink
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by Dyt(f): 10:51pm On Jul 23, 2010
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg nobody messes wit aunty sharon
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 10:53pm On Jul 23, 2010
Eyah:

smiley smiley smiley Appreciate all the jokes a lot! Keep coming grin

Hmm, Im starting to love and enjoy your tandem with blacksta.

@ Blacksta are you joke in-love with Efe? grin


lol  - I am been watched  - Cool anyway that people can enjoy our chat


and Yes I,
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 11:02pm On Jul 23, 2010
Dyt:

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg nobody messes wit aunty sharon

hehehe

blacksta:

lol - I am been watched - Cool anyway that people can enjoy our chat


and Yes I,




hmmm. . .Blacksta complete ur sentence now tongue

**whispers: pls, plsssssssssssssss don't keep me in suspense. . .*
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 11:04pm On Jul 23, 2010
" Efe being naughty - black walks away to smell his new garden"
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 11:09pm On Jul 23, 2010
^^hehehe

Okay o! - na u sabi sha

at least nor be say Efe no try. . . wink
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 11:14pm On Jul 23, 2010
^

U see what i mean


" Black is amazed with new garden it is flipping flat - might take up Efe's idea on getting flower pots"
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 11:17pm On Jul 23, 2010
^^ hmm. . .what d'you mean? undecided

Anyway, don't forget the red rose bush too tongue
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 11:19pm On Jul 23, 2010
^
Are this all season flowers or they die in winter
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 11:28pm On Jul 23, 2010
Efemena_xy:

hehehe

hmmm. . .Blacksta complete your sentence now tongue

**whispers: pls, plsssssssssssssss don't keep me in suspense. . .*

I can believe it
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 11:28pm On Jul 23, 2010
Die / Hybernate in winter - I'm no expert though, so don't take my word for it sha  smiley
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 11:33pm On Jul 23, 2010
cool - the issue i have with flowers - i dont have time to pamper no flowers - just want to cut lawn and i am done - i am always on the move
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 11:35pm On Jul 23, 2010
hmmm - okay
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 11:36pm On Jul 23, 2010
go on - i am listening
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by EfemenaXY: 11:37pm On Jul 23, 2010
smiley
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by Nobody: 7:51am On Jul 24, 2010
Passing by, [size=5pt]eavesdropping (too bad)[/size] embarassed grin
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by blacksta(m): 7:59am On Jul 24, 2010
Eyah:

Passing by, [size=5pt]eavesdropping (too bad)[/size] embarassed grin

Passing thru - Watching Eyah grin
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by Nobody: 8:01am On Jul 24, 2010
LOL, sorry. Where is Efe?
Re: Morality Tales - Aunty Sharon by Okijajuju1(m): 8:23am On Jul 24, 2010
Whats all this one na?!

The joke was cute, the rest of the thread makes me

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