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SUBJECT: NIGERIA AIRWAYS

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your
captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria
Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking
off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had
to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos.
Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up
somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we
may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In
fact our safety standards are so high that even
terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since
starting this year over 50% of our passengers have
reached their destination. If our engines are too
noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to
turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and
memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin
biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are
the only airline who can help you find out if there
really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that todayýs in-flight movie
will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the
television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying
right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be
visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke
you see in the cabin is only the early warning system
on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to
catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If, however, we go a
little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic
co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For
those of you who cant find a seatbelt, kindly fasten
your own belt to the arm of your seat and for those
of you who cant find a seat, do not hesitate to get
in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to
fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways

my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

lmao

Silly Bride shiooooooo

, lwkmd!!

Why im no go post?

Phemour:

Silly Bride shiooooooo

Dis is one reason I batter men who like provoking me

teissys:

Dis is one reason I batter men who like provoking me

seee her mouth. . .i no even lyk u sef

ugly gurl

Very funny joke

I kind of like this "Olodo rabata"

Phemour:

seee her mouth. . .i no even lyk u sef

ugly gurl

Is it because I'm ugly dat you've chasing me all over Nland.?! Yeye boy like you. You're not even handsome. Tatafo

hatred is the cousin to love

@joke

romade beware. if u wan see God quick quick, dat is ur suppose airline.

have a pleasant trip

@joke: nice one

she suppose fear abi?

:p

na wetin come be that na?

sign language

and kolos

where dem?

Ryt behind you

beside me