Too long - but funny

@ Joke

If you posted this joke there are two things involved
You are either drunk or a retard.
If you are drunk you are lucky, if you are a retard there are two things involved
You are either confined to a mental home or let loose on the streets
If you are confined you are lucky, if you are on the streets there are two things involved
You are either living in a dumpster or hit by a car
If you live in a dumpster you are lucky, if you get hit by a car there are two things involved,
You either end up with broken bones or die
If you end up with broken bones you are lucky, if you die, we are lucky.

When i say walaha dey, dem say na lie lol

where u see wahala??

Your i.d alone na serious matter lol

Guy na filmtricks o!! This na Alusi_Okija rebranded

LOL, so funny! You make my day. Nice One!

Eyah u dey block me.

Okija i hear u

lol

dey r 2things involved , . , lol

How yo babes for sexuality?

which babes

Studio

How about we save this Joke Section of Nairaland.

I don notice say jokes nl dey again, ppl now jst dey remix old jokes.

I say lets step up and save joke section before Seun go vex delete am pata pata.

^^^ it begins with you

i heard the first joke before but it still made me laugh

the mirix by Okija make sense too 

Okija_juju:

@ Joke

If you posted this joke there are two things involved
You are either drunk or a retard.
If you are drunk you are lucky, if you are a retard there are two things involved
You are either confined to a mental home or let loose on the streets
If you are confined you are lucky, if you are on the streets there are two things involved
You are either living in a dumpster or hit by a car
If you live in a dumpster you are lucky, if you get hit by a car there are two things involved,
You either end up with broken bones or die
If you end up with broken bones you are lucky, if you die, we are lucky.

if you posted this joke, 1 thing is involved, mental instability!

@okija - u talk well.
people just dey remix joke(s) anyhow dis days.

I don even stop reading- na comments i dey follow.

And rebranding jokes section no easy my brother- bad eggs don too much.

Maybe Host a thread called Nairaland got Talent, with judges and all. Voting eliminations and maybe a price.

Na the Mods job be that

in nairaland jokes section
there are two things involved either we have Studio CFR or Stud9
if the latter we are safe if the former there are two things involved,
*somebody pls help me complete it*

bibs:

in nairaland jokes section
there are two things involved either we have Studio CFR or Stud9
if the latter we are safe if the former there are two things involved,
*somebody pls help me complete it*

I like that!!

Uncalled-for

Okija_juju:

I like that!!

thanks i'm glad



@ Stud,
wetin? abeg complete am jare since u know better

Sips Bailey's

@okija juju
dat was actually da joke funny piece from u

Deen4me:

For every reader of this piece, there are two things involved:

you are either a *man *or a *woman*.

If you are a woman, you are lucky; but if you are a man, there are two things involved:

you are either a civilian or a soldier/military person.

If you are a civilian, you are lucky; but if you are a soldier,there are two things involved:

you either operate in the office or you operate on the battlefield.

If you operate in the office, you are lucky; but if you operate on the battlefield, there are two things involved:

you either kill enemies or get killed.

If you kill enemies, you are lucky; but if you get killed, there are two things involved:

your corpse is either carried home for a decent burial or you are abandoned on the spot.

If you are carried home for a decent burial, you are lucky; but if you are abandoned on the spot, there are two things involved:

you either get ‘cleaned up’ by wild animals or you decompose.

If you get quickly ‘cleaned up’ by wild animals, you are still lucky; but if you decompose, there are two things involved:

you either serve as manure for plants or you serve as nutrients for trees.

If you become manure for plants, you are lucky; but if you end up as nutrients for trees,there are two things involved:

the tree you have become is either used as fuel or is used for production.

If you are used as fuel, you are lucky still but if you are used for production,there are two things involved:

you are either used for furniture making or for paper.

If you are used for furniture, you are lucky; but if you end up as paper, there are two things involved:

the paper is either used to produce books or is used to produce tissue paper.

If you are used to produce books, you are lucky; but if you are used for tissue paper,there are two things involved:

you are either going to be used by a man or used by a woman.

If you eventually end up in the hands of a *man, *you are lucky; but if you end up in the hands of a *woman*, ah, there are many things involved!

Okija_juju:

@ Joke

If you posted this joke there are two things involved
You are either drunk or a retard.
If you are drunk you are lucky, if you are a retard there are two things involved
You are either confined to a mental home or let loose on the streets
If you are confined you are lucky, if you are on the streets there are two things involved
You are either living in a dumpster or hit by a car
If you live in a dumpster you are lucky, if you get hit by a car there are two things involved,
You either end up with broken bones or die
If you end up with broken bones you are lucky, if you die, we are lucky.

Minds that think alike.
Great composition

@poster nice one, it an old joke but it funny
@okija

heard this joke severally from basket mouth but its still good

yes it is

President, supporters club of nigeria

how are u my son?

^ now Clem is my Grand moither/mither

Studio needs a dictionary