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| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by pappy4real(m): 12:39pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
u peoples can not spake frequent english and now my mama as went to the markets |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 12:52pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
 As the knew head teaser of this our school. . . . anybori dat blew glamma will be gives 25 lanshes of the strokes  so be carefool |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 1:04pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
googles: googling or yahoo abi what is your name - i say threading locking |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 1:24pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
blacksta: i hairbye expel and delete you for attempted to eradicate our citadel of learn. . . . such rebellion attitude will not be collected here pack your bags,baggins and baggages and goes away before i calls security  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:25pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Wow!!  i thoughted the thread woulds bee an bouring thread! but i is wrang!!  i is enjoyed this threads!! you peoples has confusing me soo murch, i'd not sure if Efe can spoking good ingrish anys more!! Pharoh! pwees came 'an tishing me crean ingrish |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 1:37pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
pharoh is the besting teaser in the ward. . . . he taughts me and Ben now we is the bested englich poopils arounds here |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:41pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Weelii?? i is wanted to coming for the class 2!! how mush is it costed me? i wanting to spoked like all of yous!! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 1:48pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
| hmm Pharoh is a scamming. he askes us to paid $50 per hour but sharp lagos girl like me i buy him agege bread and poor water and he tinsh me ferry well but if you can paid him $50 sha you could graduated with masters dingree in english |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:51pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
But he is tolding me the ingrish cwass costed £70p/hr!! so king pharoh has tooking my money and cheatings me!! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 1:52pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
I hereby announicikate that this threaded is argumentativly closing 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 2:04pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: ah pharoh is a stealer . . . . . i will connect your money back for you you hia no worry  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 2:09pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Efe, I is very disappoint that you can not spoke better English. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 2:12pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
googles: Fear that guy! He is became a Prof. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by amyg(f): 2:43pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
English dieing here.me out.where doesing everything going to sclhoo? i is getting migrane.helep oh! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by walash: 2:53pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
shioo simple English he cannot spoke |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:02pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
walash: Are you deaf? He has been spoking. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 3:27pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
I am annoyance now - i cant took it any more - am i defecation here cant even spoke bad ingrish |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:39pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
I can smell rat in ya talking. what do you having in mind? you olodo! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 3:54pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
spoking bad engrish is struggluzation for me . I required tishing from all the grand masters in grammartical projectiles. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:57pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
~Common to spoke that grammar, It taked you 5mins.  1 Like |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 4:06pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Yello, wia i fit bought eyezd water here? I'm terribly highly thirsty like like dessert sahara |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
you is all not no skul again. i am in fearing future of yours all |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by sweetliet: 4:55pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
dis pplesses if dis inglish never commont 4rm yous pples headses i yam goings to be fearing u all |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 4:55pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Simple engrish people isn't knowing how to spaking   |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by cynthoney(f): 6:54pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
WAIT OH, I HAVE A TESTIMONY! Praise the Lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which i've not fried before. So, i tell myself to fry it and chop, as i'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so i look, it's a faring place, so i now run, which i reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God, i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true. So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah. But my main testimony today be say, i chop that charcoal and nothing happen to me, church praise the Lort". |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by 1stknight(m): 7:11pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
| U peops will let me dead of laughed, will u killed u? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 7:24pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
You guys is doesing some baiday party & u doesnt invitation me. Well I still doesnt understood the ways u guys is communicationing. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 7:25pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
You guys is doesing some baiday party & u doesnt invitation me. Well I still doesnt understood the ways u guys is communicationing. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by phemmy88(m): 7:45pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
I'm proud to been a Nairalanding, all of u really showing that u all wented to a gooder school! Our parenting have not wasting money on we at all at allu! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 8:04pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
yes am backing am backing what has gone on here ?? where are pharoh and Ben ?? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 8:07pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Thanking your gawd I'm still in the class. Tell me, where have you being since today? You left us to be misbehave in this English class without a tisha. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 8:14pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
| cheii am sorried about it all i wented to learned more englich words o now english is falling from my body as i av know like 5 new wordses today  1 Like 1 Share |
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