No more tears Ministries, oluyole estate Ibadan. This must be for people who have had so many reasons to cry i.e - loss of job, loss of money, loss of girlfriend, e.t.c. Otherwise, you arent exactly invited here. Lol!

WHERE IS NUCLEARBOY? I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HEAR HIM COMMENT ON THIS. I HAVE LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT I CAN'T LAUGH AGAIN. I NOW HAVE A PERMANENT LAF-FACE ON AND I JUST CANT MAKE MY FACE GO BACK TO 'NORMAL'. BUT ACTUALLY THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL. SHOWS HOW MUCH SATAN HAS INFILTRATED THE CHURCH.


2 Thessalonians 2 (King James Version)

3Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.

5Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?

6And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time.

7For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.

8And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:

9[b]Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,[/b]

10And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

11[b]And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
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12That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

May God have mercy on us all. The Elect cannot be deceived.

@Johnyboy
Please don't be hard on Seyibrown and call her "kill joy" though you are very right to say that Rhino came in to dash our fun here.Seyibrown is only defending her religion here as any christian will want to. If Rhino 3dm is a mature person he should have known that talking down on the religion of others like that has cost so many lives in this country. The moderators should be taking off such offensive comments off threads but as we christians have to look at such "desecration of the christian religion" here. The best thing is for us to ignore Mr. Rhino which I am glad we have done, he is only seeking attention here and we are having so much fun that we paid him no mind.

Have fun people!

@Ivynwa,
thanks for that advice. That Rhino whatever is a misnomer in this section and should be totally ignored. Personally I dont care about his post because its of no meaning. People should ignore him and his likes. Lets not celebrate nuisance here.

Ewoo my people, i dey always hear some people singing sweet and nice choir songs on weekends behind where I live. I always join the song and hum along while doing my house chores na im I come pass there sometime ago come notice say na real church dey there. This evening I come pass there again come see say the name of the church na "Thus says the Word ministeries". University of the Holy Ghost. The thing no dey only Naija (even though say our own na im pass). For here sef na almost the same thing, preachers bark and howl on the television and I quickly change the channels wondering whether they have to shout and bark to send us the message. They should all tone it down and stop turning some weak minded people off the christian religion with these excesses.
  As for me church is sweet praise and worship (that quickly connects me to man G.O.D) and inspiring and eloquent preaching whether in a television, at home alone or fellowshiping with God's people or in the middle of my beloved Adefarasin's "House on the rock" (even our own church name rocks too, but it rocks real good---ain't no church like that church of ours, any member here can agree with an Amen!) church there in Lagos. I can have church anywhere but definitely not in Holy Japhet's Munistrys, I no wan get bamitimized shooooooooo-----smile

I think that Garden City does it better than anyone out there.

1. Complete Peoples Church @ Borokiri. Port Harcourt.

2. Total Freedom Church @ Eastern By-Pass. Port Harcourt.

3.Hand Of God Ministries @ 96 Stadium Road. Port harcourt

4. Priests and Kings Ministries Praise International @ Sandfill , Port Harcourt

Run For Your Life International Church

Christ Image Fire Ministry

What amuses me is that some people attend these churches!!

MY lot of laugh when i read you know what cause my laugh, LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD, hahahahaha

OMEGA CYBER MINISTRIES --> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-498764.0.html

And this time, I aint fvcking around!

Church of satan evangelical ministry

ukotmi:

Vengeance ministry. I swear by Kunleoshobo's tithe envelope, the ministry is located near my house here in Lagos.

ROFLMHO

All these churches are "man must whack" churches a.k.a "no food for lazy man"

Hw about Run for you life int. Church

petres_007:

ROFLMHO

Why u dey shine your teeth at me Kunle no de pay tithe?

ndu mmiri ndu azu missionary. Saw it in the east.

ndu mmiri ndu azu missionary. Saw it in the east.

Interprete this, please.

it means - let the water live and let the fish live or the life of the water is the life of the fish.

alexleo:

it means - let the water live and let the fish live or the life of the water is the life of the fish.

The bolded says it all.

I know I was actually missing something saying off nairaland for 4 months! The mammy stuff got me rolling on the ground I can't shout!

Chris Okafor Int'l Ministry - This is real I saw this Poster at Gana Street, Maitama Junction Abuja.

Guided Missiles Church

LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries

JUSTIFICATION VOICES MINISTRIES, BIBLE-BELIEVING CHURCH OF GOD, SHEKINAH GLORY MINISTRIES, JOHN 3:16 MINISTRIES, all in Aba. . .and I ain't joking!

God's Cover Ministries Inc.

Gate of Salvation.

Have you seen this before?

Chapel Of Possibilities International Incorporated.

So this two are for real GUIDED MISSILES CHURCH And LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD, Oh my GOD !

Guys, I was going thru Thisday Newspaper today when I saw that almost all the names of churches that we posted here is used by the writer of that piece. It was titled "Name It, Claim It", it is on page 23 of today's issue of Thisday.

So, even journalist now visit this forum to get materials for their stories. Nairaland is getting very very popular o.

The name of the church is DEMONSTRATION MINISTRY. last two month they did a program MY FATHER MY FATHER THE WITCH MUST DIE so it is as if they have found out that it was not the witch that hold their money, they are now going to the FATHER: MY FATHER MY FATHER RELEASE MY MONEY.