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Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 9:02pm On Oct 24, 2010
2more seconds, and u will be calling the hospital and not bank. 3!
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tanimz(f): 9:03pm On Oct 24, 2010
See him, na only mouth im get. undecided
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 9:05pm On Oct 24, 2010
Pharoh:

I miss you die no be small . . hope oga element no go vex sha  grin
Wetin dey happen . . he like say the roof is on faya . . oya i done grab my sit.
I am all hear my one and only numba one omo iya.  smiley
Hope ya weekend was nice sha?
my wekend was gud , y u jus waka go like dat
u no sey u b my correct person , na must sey i go vex if u no dey na
abeg no dull ya sef , view d viewings cus like play play won tu ma nora won pa , kon pe won  wink wink grin grin grin cool

@my honet
i go re-heat in all natural way possible
come home 2 ur queen and appreciate ur homemade platter
yum yum  wink wink kiss kiss
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 9:06pm On Oct 24, 2010
Taz how malaysia?
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tanimz(f): 9:07pm On Oct 24, 2010
Malaysia dey. Don't you have other things to worry about? undecided
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 9:13pm On Oct 24, 2010
Vic2k3:

2more seconds, and u will be calling the hospital and not bank. 3!

<yawns>

I don tire to wait - nearly 10mins sef

anyway, nothing do me sha - video coverage full here

bodyguards dey to 'n d police are on their way

I dare u to come inside 'n lay a finger on me

na maximum security prison with homsexuals u go find urself

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 9:19pm On Oct 24, 2010
Idowuogbo:

my wekend was gud , y u jus waka go like dat
u no sey u b my correct person , na must sey i go vex if u no dey na
abeg no dull ya sef , view d viewings cus like play play won tu ma nora won pa , kon pe won  wink wink grin grin grin cool

No mind me jare . . sometimes my lappy dey over heat and if he go off  . . then na packing up for the time being i dey do.
Lol no worry i go dey show face well for hia now . . . . my correct pesin like u need to be happy all the time.
I done start to dey work online now so i think i go dey show face for hia wella if school gree me small. ( I no dey use yahoo email address oo  grin )
Lol ori won ti fokasibe gan ni . . anyway ki emi no wa wo filmi ifa ni[b] nairalu birdiiiiiiiiieeeee [/b] grin  cheesy

Elo ni tiketti ati pe shey PG ta bi adult rating wa le leyi . .  tongue  my yoruba sucks lol.
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tanimz(f): 9:23pm On Oct 24, 2010
^^ angry angry
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 9:25pm On Oct 24, 2010
tanimz:

^^ angry angry

My swit hat how far na? . . . why u dey vex when u know say i done miss u and i came here for a nice time wit lipsrsealed cheesy

Oya give me that usual smile . . . . so wetin dey happen for ya side? u done forget ya only . . . . . . wink
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tanimz(f): 9:29pm On Oct 24, 2010
Shior, no be the same thing you dey tell Idowu? angry
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 9:32pm On Oct 24, 2010
@Pharoh angry angry

na so u dey do??

so b/cos you see T_z & ID u nor wan give Efe face??

I ask u question & u just dey ignore me!! wetin do u sef?? undecided undecided
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tanimz(f): 9:34pm On Oct 24, 2010
^^ My dear, na so he do me too o, until I vex for am. undecided
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 9:41pm On Oct 24, 2010
my dear, I tire for am nor be small tin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 9:44pm On Oct 24, 2010
tanimz:

Shior, no be the same thing you dey tell Idowu? angry

As african woman she you dey alien to the term polygamy?   grin Why u want us to wash our secret for public like this.

Oya come make we go that corner.   wink

@Efe

I no ignore you na and as for that answer i done tell you say they are highly private to me na so no need for the answers.

You sure say u dey give me face so abi no be persin property you be?  . . . make i inhale small medicines self this cold won kill me for Malaysia.  grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tanimz(f): 9:46pm On Oct 24, 2010
Pharoh, leave me jo.
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 9:46pm On Oct 24, 2010
Efemena_xy:

my dear, I tire for am nor be small tin  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
tanimz:

^^ My dear, na so he do me too o, until I vex for am. undecided

Make una take am easy na . . i am working online and at the same time chatting here and watching weekend football he no easy na.  grin

I dey work for the money wey i go soon splash for persin head na . . . guess who . . .  cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 9:47pm On Oct 24, 2010
tanimz:

Pharoh, leave me jo.

Then waka come corner make we gist na . . . winter is coming and you know a man shall not live by working alone . . but tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tanimz(f): 9:48pm On Oct 24, 2010
You and this your corner, I don tell you say I no do.
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 9:54pm On Oct 24, 2010
^^ Na why u come dey disgrace me for public . . . so wetin u wan come do then? angry
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 9:55pm On Oct 24, 2010
Pharoh:

@Efe

I no ignore you na and as for that answer i done tell you say they are highly private to me na so no need for the answers.

You sure say u dey give me face so abi no be persin property you be?  . . . make i inhale small medicines self this cold won kill me for Malaysia.  grin

I nor be pessin property - come dis man, take ya time o!  undecided undecided

and even if I were, doesn't mean I can't chat wiff you, does it??


Pharoh:

Then waka come corner make we gist na . . . winter is coming and you know a man shall not live by working alone . . but tongue

Me thinks King Pharoh - thou art got the hots for ms T_z. . .

**sings: someone's feeling Hot tonight!!**


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tanimz(f): 9:59pm On Oct 24, 2010
Pharoh you dey vex for me? angry
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 10:13pm On Oct 24, 2010
tanimz:

Pharoh you dey vex for me? angry

Why not if not abi i resemble firewood for ya eyes . . . angry

@Efe

You sure say u care to chat with me before when the good old days was still in place? . . . . abi i look like blind man 4 ya eyes. grin

You know well . . . me and Tnz brain no dey work like ya own . . .ask her she is my . . . . . grin cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:25pm On Oct 24, 2010
^^argggggghhhh!!!

Pharoh, I don tire for u!!

I nor go even try read between the lines of ur hidden msg - 'tis giving moi a headache lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:29pm On Oct 24, 2010
efe gree 4 dis guy na , faara na correct guy
omo u go enjoy by d time d guy dey money moisturize ur body

@fara
no worries i fit handle her she is not taken
i wud work tins , i dey ur back 2,4
u no how we does
omo iya o je ko ra won
lai grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:34pm On Oct 24, 2010
ID nor vex me dis night

I dey have simple clean discussion with Pharoh

nor spoil am with ur sex. .ual. . innuendos - not everyone is half as Hot as you are girl
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Pharoh: 10:36pm On Oct 24, 2010
@ID

Thank you jare . . . i trust as you as my correct persin  . . . make u carry go.

I know the position wey i go put am when she enter my almighty mansion . .  grin


@Efe

You know my style and how i roll  . . . so start learning because u know as ID talk u are soon to be called . . .  grin  cheesy


@ Ladies he be like say i go call a day jare  . . . . make una take care and see ya later . . .  smiley

He be like say them done corrupt me this night small . . . make i return as my normal Pharoh next time . . . see u later efe . . . Keyssssssss. grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:40pm On Oct 24, 2010
**speechless**

@pharoh - shebi u dey dump pessin run comot go watch football abi??

Pharoh:

@Efe

You know my style and how i roll . . . so start learning because u know as ID talk u are soon to be called . . . grin cheesy

He be like say them done corrupt me this night small . . . make i return as my normal Pharoh next time . . . see u later efe . . . Keyssssssss. grin

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

okay then, 4 old times sake Pharoh!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:48pm On Oct 24, 2010
hmm efe if u no want do y u dey kiss am

we are both Hot ,emmh , oya cum mey we mala dat champagne so all our erectionss go drop 2 level 1 grin grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:51pm On Oct 24, 2010
girl I swear you craze nor start today lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

and I nor kiss am - dat na just friendly peck on the cheeks, nothing else

as for the rest of your yarns. . .I jump them pass tonight!

free me jor undecided undecided
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 8:19am On Oct 25, 2010
Efe una don finish una childish play? **Mstchew!!!** . I was highly disappointed @the level of immaturity displayed by u and co last night. U people seriously need to grow up.

**shrugs**Anyway what else do u expect from kids. cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Uchbebe46(m): 1:35pm On Oct 25, 2010
dat is good
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by tinuwa: 2:19pm On Oct 25, 2010
There is no fu for you element G.

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