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Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 1:44pm On Sep 14, 2010
LAW OF BREAD:
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side.

LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 1:48pm On Sep 14, 2010
Mr post and Run, dis yo bend down and select joke get K-LEG

Na IBO made?

No ooffeince
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 1:55pm On Sep 14, 2010
infantile rants deserve no response grin
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 2:06pm On Sep 14, 2010
9ice@ poster. Stud u're a crazy man (no offence).
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 2:07pm On Sep 14, 2010
I didnt expect u to even say anything at all till your mouth is well brushed
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 2:14pm On Sep 14, 2010
Stud don't tell me ya body odour neva less dis wan u dey say ma mouth dey smell cos ur stench is confusing u.
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 2:30pm On Sep 14, 2010
U dis IBO boy Vinck, your babe dey always wonder why u dey follow me about - no dey make people think sey u be gay.

I no like am cuz u dey also .g.embarass me.

No ooffeince
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by ElementG(m): 2:43pm On Sep 14, 2010
@poster, true words grin grin grin

i support dem man cool cool
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 3:05pm On Sep 14, 2010
Wait a minute stud did u say i do embarrass u? U're a big FOOL for saying that. 4 that i'm no longer talking to u, u dis bragging 1diot, impostor, imbecille, illiterate and ugly bastard. Whenever Vic2k3 jokes wit u [b] EVER [b/] again call me anything u wish to . Onye ara
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2010
Now, i see why she called u a Retard!

U are useless man.
Your hot temper would only destroy u.

IBO GROUNDNUT SELLER

No ooffeince
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 3:54pm On Sep 14, 2010
Hmm, I can see men fighting here. Is that because Newton forgot to tell us about the Law of Fighting?
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 4:00pm On Sep 14, 2010
^none of ya biz
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 4:25pm On Sep 14, 2010
shocked shocked. Yes, it's your losing biz! cool
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by kolaoloye(m): 4:31pm On Sep 14, 2010
Eyah:

Hmm, I can see men fighting here. Is that because Newton forgot to tell us about the Law of Fighting?
You are very correct.
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 4:32pm On Sep 14, 2010
Eyah (not ur name jxt an exclamation) are u annoyed?
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by ElementG(m): 4:33pm On Sep 14, 2010
eyah? eyah!!!! shocked shocked shocked (u gotta be kidding me, is dat a name?) grin grin grin

pls no offence wink wink
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 4:58pm On Sep 14, 2010
laugh like a gentle man dear ,  ABA boys don take over jokes section.

NO OOFFEEINCE ,
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 6:16pm On Sep 14, 2010
Vic2k3:

Eyah (not your name jxt an exclamation) are u annoyed?

Oh not really, im cool.

Element G:

eyah? eyah!!!! shocked shocked shocked (u gotta be kidding me, is dat a name?) grin grin grin

pls no offence wink wink

It's ok, im not kidding its a name. cheesy
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 6:36pm On Sep 14, 2010
@mrteacher
ur joke is just 2good
infact 2much
inshort 2 1daful
it is
extraordinary
creative
informative
enjoymetive
educative
lovely
funny
cunny
i'm short words
i bow
i remove my scarf
i praise u
inshort i love it
receive my hugs and kisses 4a job welldone
u 2much!
Mmmuah!
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Jezzybrown(m): 6:53pm On Sep 14, 2010
Xiana:

@mrteacher
your joke is just 2good
infact 2much
inshort 2 1daful
it is
extraordinary
creative
informative
enjoymetive
educative
lovely
funny
cunny
i'm short words
i bow
i remove my scarf
i praise u
inshort i love it
receive my hugs and kisses 4a job welldone
u 2much!
Mmmuah!
na wa oo!!! na love sms?
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 7:01pm On Sep 14, 2010
Xiana the godly queen tehehe
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 8:25pm On Sep 14, 2010
Xiana:

@mrteacher
your joke is just 2good
infact 2much
inshort 2 1daful
it is
extraordinary
creative
informative
enjoymetive
educative
lovely
funny
cunny
i'm short words
i bow
i remove my scarf
i praise u
inshort i love it
receive my hugs and kisses 4a job welldone
u 2much!
Mmmuah!

.mwah grin
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Kunbee: 10:09pm On Sep 15, 2010
Newton is dead, now can we move on undecided
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Jezzybrown(m): 7:28pm On Sep 16, 2010
(yawns) soo bored
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by EfemenaXY: 9:52am On Sep 19, 2010
@Poster - Excellent work (again)!! grin grin

MrPrsdent:


LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.

If only u knew just how frustrating that is!! cheesy cheesy

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Spot on man! grin

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

haha!! true. . .esp. if it's a tight-fitting dress! wink wink

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold

Yep!!

Those were ma favourites! Nice 1 @poster - more pls. . . tongue tongue tongue
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by clemcykul(f): 1:35pm On Sep 20, 2010
@poster
you did well, u made my day . . . . . kudos man grin
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Sep 20, 2010
Who cares
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by snthesis(m): 3:23pm On Sep 21, 2010
Kunbee:

Who cares about me
no one grin
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Kunbee: 12:26am On Sep 22, 2010
^^you must me mad grin grin
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by angelz(f): 4:24pm On Sep 22, 2010
vic2k3 n studio crf or cfr. Have u guys seen each oda face 2 face?
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 5:13pm On Sep 22, 2010
Angelz no we hven't. Y do u ask?
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by sats: 5:26pm On Sep 22, 2010
poster nice one, smiley studio is always in a fight, always

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