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Finking **it seems 190's life is filled wif embarrassment**

Back in my school days, a guy that fancied me took me out to a five star hotel to impress me. Little did i know about their menu and charges back then.

I ordered roasted fish and champman, and the bobo was there looking shocked. I didn't realized he took me there to eat chips probably bc he didn't come out with cash.

I was busy digging into the fish when he excused himself to the gent. After a couple of minutes i asked the waiter to find him. She told me that he left. Mehn Shocked Shocked Shocked

I had to call ma bro to come and bail me out bc the hotel management ceased my bag Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Vic2k3:

Finking **it seems 190's life is filled wif embarrassment**

shutup! all these happened about 5yrs ago and beyond!

Hey 190 i was only joking man. I really love those write ups -very funny

Thats y i prefer speaking to u than to some other dudes here cos u're fun to be with

Vic2k3:

Finking **it seems 190's life is filled wif embarrassment**

lol

^^^^double lol

Mehn, 4get wateva they say, 190 is Truly a NAIRALAND GREAT,

Meanwhile, anymore EMBARASSING MOMENTS from my Dear Nairaland Folks, where my peeps @?

190 how fa ur drwings. love seeing them. how do u do that

190 how fa ur drwings. love seeing them. how do u do that

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When I was in secondary skool afta my wahala with our house helpi started exploring outside,I wanted a good sex but I neva knew how to do it,the BehindBased and the p, sy always confuse me and I don’t know where the thing dey enter but I badly wanted it,men I was tall and huge and was the ladies type then shaa,so then in PRODA Enugu whr i went for my lessons I met this fine chic ,she had a crush on me cos I neva toasted her,she did the toasting and me I need am,so we started ,men all kind of romance we did then I neva knw wat was MouthAction.men Chics can take risk ohh and men we guys cann also take risk cos of a hole,well we went to my house ,cos dat was on jamb day,we rocked ,next my elder sista vex,we left the house,then we strolled the nite ,men I badly need am ,cos afta the risk the chic took ah ,I no fit take amcos the chic took me to there house, Aboki man no gree me enter so she told the aboki man ,dats her brodaa from lagos,who be aboki to chance Oga daughter,she kept me in theguest house and went upstairs,next my food came down she still left me,well well well my chic came down on a nite gown,all the while she was swith mum in the palor to be sure mumsi has goneto bed,hmmm,she came pre-intimacy started,men I kissed her like a mad man,my first kiss,ahhh,I sucked her bosom,ohhh,my ify then,well she said I should penetrate my problem came again ,I DON’T KNOW WHERE REALLY THE P…SSY IS cos the BehindBased confuse me ,I watch in movies don’t really know where the thing dey enter,ohh the big SHAME she asked me u ARE U A VIRGIN,shame wan kill me cos with my size u will think iv hammered many chics,I told her YES,she taught me guided me di, k to her p, sy,men as she was guiding it I was looking stupidly to see whr the thing go entr cos I don’t need any more lessons afta dat day,hahahah well I fuc.kd dat day more than five times cos I was happy , iv learnt how to do it,men dat was how my experiment with chics .so my sweet…….i always thank her when eva I rembr her

bleedin my wife in front of my 26 yr old daughter

@BONEOKAM, now that was HILLARIOUS.

@ICE234, did u really do that?, lol

i have lied just twice in my life time. so beleive everything i say

I Have dis 'SMS'application in ma fone whre i cud get ny txt i nid 4 ny moment, so it ws ma dad's birthday nd i sent him a lovely birthday txt 4rm d 'SMS BOX' cos i ws in skul at dat tym. Afta sendin an SMS, d recepient numba dsnt wipe off, it remains dere until u erase it urself. So a week aftawards, at nite, i ws on ma bed wen i decided 2 send a text 2 a crush i ws avin! I pickd up ma fone nd went straight 2 da SMS BOX 2 luk 4 a romatic/sexy txt dt i ws gono send 2 ha nd i got 1 dt rily had evryfin, bt mostly it ws al abt avin S3X. I decided 2 send it bt i totaly 4got 2 chnge ma dad's num dt hs bin dere nd d txt got 2 ma dad! 2ru out dat 9th nd d followin day, i kept receivin fone cals 4rm home. I almost ran mad nd for 5mnths i didnt go hme, i remaind in skul,

--190--:

^^
hehehehe, your mom must have been wondering

why her daughter wants 2 sleep wiv her dad,

yeah! It was crazy,

--190--:

^^
hehehehe, your mom must have been wondering

why her daughter wants 2 sleep wiv her dad,

yeah! It was crazy,

I was goin 4 a frnd's music launch nd i wantd 2 luk fab, so decided 2 wear a new heels i got recently nd which ws slightly loose. On dat faithful day, i ws lukn ma best nd ws so full of ma self, wen i arrived at d venue, i saw sme impressive lookin guys nd gurls lurkn arund nd i had 2 walk pass dem 2 get in. Omo see me nd catwalk at dt moment cos i knew dey were starin at me nd me nor wan fall ma hand, as i ws feelin gud walkin, almst gettn close 2 where dey were, wen ma left shoe flew off ma leg, nd i had 2 go bac 2 pick it up! I noticed d grin on their faces. I almost died of embarassment bt warri gurls no dey carry last, i continued lyk nufin happnd nd wen i got in, i burst into laughter nd didnt leav ma seat til d end of d show

^^^
Now why your shoe fly outta ur leg,

Guess it was the eyes of those peeps!!

Public embarrassment

Remembered one when I was in SS1, I was given a letter by one of my classmates to a girl whom we attend same evening lesson together. On presenting the letter to her in the lesson, she called all her friends and they started raining abuses on me calling me an and a MOL. Funny enuf, d gal was just a LovePeddler who was pretending cos b4 we left secondary school, most of d guys in my set bleeped d hell out of her.

Gaygurl:

I Have dis 'SMS'application in ma fone whre i cud get ny txt i nid 4 ny moment, so it ws ma dad's birthday nd i sent him a lovely birthday txt 4rm d 'SMS BOX' cos i ws in skul at dat tym. Afta sendin an SMS, d recepient numba dsnt wipe off, it remains dere until u erase it urself. So a week aftawards, at nite, i ws on ma bed wen i decided 2 send a text 2 a crush i ws avin! I pickd up ma fone nd went straight 2 da SMS BOX 2 luk 4 a romatic/sexy txt dt i ws gono send 2 ha nd i got 1 dt rily had evryfin, bt mostly it ws al abt avin S3X. I decided 2 send it bt i totaly 4got 2 chnge ma dad's num dt hs bin dere nd d txt got 2 ma dad! 2ru out dat 9th nd d followin day, i kept receivin fone cals 4rm home. I almost ran mad nd for 5mnths i didnt go hme, i remaind in skul,

very funny

Walking home from the club with my bf, when we got a little frisky, we were so caught up in what we were doing we didn't notice a car pull up, until a spotlight was trained on us, It was the guards, not only did they keep the spotlight on us they also called out for us to get dressed, Still shiver at the thoughts of been caught by the guards,

eya so funny