So, you thought your course was boring? Or you have a feeling that some courses in Nigeria are not marketable? Then, you haven't really searched! These courses are not just weird, they make you think that the eggheads behind them are noodles. Or damn dopey!


The courses are:


1.Ants Nesting Habits (Sheffield University): I am still waiting for Sheffield University boffins to tell us the importance of this. I mean 4 years examining  how an ant puts itself to bed? Are you kidding me? 

2.Puppetry (Central School of Speech and Drama, University of London): Is making sounds to kids a career we hope for? Or wearing some soft, airy, fluffy toys just to amuse kids? Are you kidding me?

3.Surf Science and Technology (University of Plymouth): So I have to rattle my brain to know why you have to 'swim with the tide'? Just because you love the cool breeze in your hair? Learning how to jump on my Surf Board and coast? Surf Science?

4.Funeral Services (University of Bath): It sounds creepy but, well, there you go. No comments!

5.Adventure Education (University of Chichester): I already know how to have some fun. I don't need to be taught how to laugh and get scary. Do I? Neither do I need to be taught that it's effing breezy on top of Mount Kilimanjaro!

6.Casino Operations and Coin Slot Technology (Blackpool College) : Well, this can only be available in Blackpool! Las Vegas of Britain? But, hey!Does Blackpool College need to teach casino workers how to welcome guests and new players to the table where they gamble away their fortune?

It's really funny

very funny

My friend wants a course in 'How to be Corrupt'.

Recommendations, please.

debbybos:

very funny

@debbybos,

Chei! Na your picture be dat?

See beauty!

What about 'New Testament Studies'? I've always found that absurd.

^^^
More than absurd!