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| A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 04, 2010 |
There's a young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?" "Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you." "OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts feeling Hot at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab. He feels something long and hard and says, "Urgh! Have you changed your sex?" "No" she says "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh.it instead." |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Dyt(f): 11:48am On Oct 04, 2010 |
Argh! |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Jeovy(m): 12:03pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
disgusssssssssting |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by deelady(f): 12:14pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
ewwwwwwww |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Odunnu: 12:50pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
Ewwwww! |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by clemcykul(f): 1:38pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
lol smell go kill pple be dat  |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Nobody: 9:26pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
Very disgusting joke.  |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Jezzybrown(m): 10:02pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
;d |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Dolemite(f): 8:55am On Oct 05, 2010 |
HAHAHAHHAHA |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by clemcykul(f): 9:28am On Oct 05, 2010 |
make fly no enter ur mouth sha  |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Nobody: 5:41am On Oct 06, 2010 |
woah, one for the boys |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by bjmighty(m): 11:26am On Oct 06, 2010 |
hehe |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by RSA(m): 12:41pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said "Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. “I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by folly69(m): 1:39pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
lol, @ second joke |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by segzicres(m): 5:05pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
eyamar!!!! |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by EFCC1(m): 8:21pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
He feels something long and hard The girlfriend must have been eating kuli-kuli |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Vic2k3(m): 8:45pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
^^ na lie, that girl na smart liar. I know for sure it was another guy's thing that was deputizing for her bf |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Jezzybrown(m): 9:44pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
^^^yarns |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Vic2k3(m): 10:11pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
^^ Then prove me wrong |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by olulu(m): 10:45pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
RSA: LNGKMD !!!! |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by EfemenaXY: 11:20pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
1st joke was truly terrible loved teh 2nd one - nice job 'poster |
| Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by toygod2: 3:59am On Jul 23, 2012 |
Yeah, d 2nd joke got me laffing |
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