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the statistics i intended to cut was from 06/07 till 11/12(6 seasons) but i couldn't be arsed
to update it till this season and i provided the last one i calculated which was 23rd of march
last year. how can i put up the stats i admitted was correct till 23rd of march 2011 and claim
it covered up till this season.

Good question, YOUR failure to provide a tangible answer is worrisome. . . My initial question was:

Before you question my math, you should address yours first. According to the data you gave, which you claimed was from March 23 2011, Rooney had scored 71 goals "over the last SIX seasons", which is impossible considering the fact he scored 80 league goals between 05/06-09/10 alone(FIVE seasons), maybe you're trying to tell us he scored -9 goals in the other season!!!

Your Answer:

the statistics was cut from 06/07 to 11/12(6 seasons).
have you lost your ability to count? 06/07, 07/08, 08/09, 09/10, 10/11, 11/12(the last 6 seasons)!!!

Why did YOU claim(twice) the stats covered six seasons including 11/12 when you knew you weren't arsed to update it?

You keep tying yourself in tortuous knots with silly lies when just admitting you made a simple mistake(5 instead of six) would suffice.

ritchboy:
Why did YOU claim(twice) the stats covered six seasons including 11/12 when you knew you weren't arsed to update it?

You keep tying yourself in tortuous knots with silly lies when just admitting you made a simple mistake(5 instead of six) would suffice.

you are a disgrace to all homosapiens. the statistics was supposed to cover till 11/12. i then
told you i couldn't be arsed to update it. jeeez, what's the meaning of updating? my stats was 90% complete
and i was just showing you how many players did more than van persie in the 90% of the stats compiled.

i have not made any mistake, arsehole. if i did, rooney's goals that i analysed wouldn't have added up.
my intention was to give you the stats of 06/07 to 11/12 but i wasn't arsed to update from march 23rd last year.
i cannot mention march 23rd last year and then claim the stats covered up till this season. you have to be daft
to even think that was what i meant. comprehension skills are missing in ritchboy's nervous system coordination.

its apparent half the cube-root of my iq is beyond you.

coogar: the statistics was supposed to cover till 11/12.

Hehehe, it was "supposed to" cover 2012. That means you can type whatever rubbish you like as long as you tell us later on what it was actually "supposed to" mean, lol.

the statistics was cut from 06/07 to 11/12(6 seasons).
have you lost your ability to count? 06/07, 07/08, 08/09, 09/10, 10/11, 11/12(the last 6 seasons)!!!

To sum up, they were "supposed to" cover 2012, but you "couldn't be arsed" to update so you posted data up till 2011 for 5 seasons and claimed they covered six seasons/2012 irrespective, fucking genius!

BREAKING NEWS: Robben signs new contract with Bayern Munich


"I've always said that I am happy in Munich with FC Bayern," the Dutchman told the club's official website. "For this reason, I liked the idea of extending my contract early.

"Bayern is like a family for me. Two of my three children were born in Munich and my family and I feel at home here.

Arjen Robben extends

FCB and Netherlands star Arjen Robben has committed his immediate future to Bayern for at least the next three seasons. On Thursday 3 May 2012, the 28-year-old inked a two-year extension to his current contract, keeping him with Germany's biggest club until 30 June 2015.

“We're extremely pleased that we've extended Arjen's contract a year before its expiry by two further years until 2015," commented FC Bayern Munich AG chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge. “Arjen is a very important player for FC Bayern, and also a guarantee of the club’s continuing success in the future."

Tb joshua will be put to shame when bayern munich will destroy chelsea in the final of champions league .

@Dayokanu
Beat Chelsea and I become a Bayern fan! I align with the Allianz!

DD's performance on the big stage once again(5 FA cups, 4 in 6 years = scoring 4 winners) shows why DD would always be reckoned with over Van Persie in this era. When big matches are played, Drogba is everywhere, and Van Persie is never there! (Jay-Z)

Ibime: DD's performance on the big stage once again(5 FA cups, 4 in 6 years = scoring 4 winners) shows why DD would always be reckoned with over Van Persie in this era. When big matches are played, Drogba is everywhere, and Van Persie is never there! (Jay-Z)

Why this guy like to yarn pata? Didn't RVP score in the Carling Cup Final against Birmingham? Didnt RVP score in the Penalty shoot out against United in the FA cup Final of 2005?

Ibime: DD's performance on the big stage once again(5 FA cups, 4 in 6 years = scoring 4 winners) shows why DD would always be reckoned with over Van Persie in this era. When big matches are played, Drogba is everywhere, and Van Persie is never there! (Jay-Z)

Hehehe, this boy na real goat! After I've taken you to the cleaners you waited a week for Drogba to score his next goal so you can talk more shyte?

When did FA Cup become a "big stage"?

P.S What did Didier actually do in the game besides the goal? Nowt!

ritchboy:
Hehehe, this boy na real goat! After I've taken you to the cleaners you waited a week for Drogba to score his next goal so you can talk more shyte?

When did FA Cup become a "big stage"?

P.S What did Didier actually do in the game besides the goal? Nowt!

if henry did that in 2006 final of the champions league, arsenal woulda won it.
goals win matches, not fancy flicks.

coogar:

if henry did that in 2006 final of the champions league, arsenal woulda won it.
goals win matches, not fancy flicks.

Sure, goals win matches and RvP scores loads of em, in fact he scored two today and also scored in his last final. Whether or not Arsenal can defend those goals is another matter.

RVP scored against Birmingham did he?

Remind me who won that game?

Birmingham of all people.

How come when DD is writing headlines (7 goals at 7 Wembley finals), RVP is nowhere to be seen.

Someone is even telling me RVP converted his penalty in the 2005 shootout with Manure. Like. . . seriously?

When peeps talk about the history of this era, DD would be miles ahead of RVP. . . simples.

Ibime: RVP scored against Birmingham did he?

Remind me who won that game?

Birmingham of all people.

How come when DD is writing headlines (7 goals at 7 Wembley finals), RVP is nowhere to be seen.

Someone is even telling me RVP converted his penalty in the 2005 shootout with Manure. Like. . . seriously? D

When peeps talk about the history of this era, DD would be miles ahead of RVP. . . simples.

Yes Seriously, and what's wrong with his statement? If that eediotic Neanderthal you people bandy around as a Captain had done same against United in Moscow, may be what Bayern will be doing to you in a forth night wouldn't be so painful.

Obafemi Martins Scored and won in Wembley, that makes him better that Shearer.

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Yes Seriously, and what's wrong with his statement? If that eediotic Neanderthal you people bandy around as a Captain had done same against United in Moscow, may be what Bayern will be doing to you in a forth night wouldn't be so painful.

How many times have I told u to lay off that ganja?

Chico, just two times sir

Oniranu, ewu!!!......

Ibime: RVP scored against Birmingham did he?

Remind me who won that game?

Birmingham of all people.

Whether or not Arsenal can defend those goals is another matter.

RvP was already taken off injured before Birmingham scored. Were you born an idiot?

How come when DD is writing headlines (7 goals at 7 Wembley finals), RVP is nowhere to be seen.

7 finals? Ibime brain-farting as per usual.

Someone is even telling me RVP converted his penalty in the 2005 shootout with Manure. Like. . . seriously?

Who told you this? Now you're seeing things that aren't there. You need a neurosurgeon ASAP.

When peeps F00LS talk about the history of this era, DD would be miles ahead of RVP. . . simples.

Spot on!

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ritchboy:
7 finals? Ibime brain-farting as per usual.

5 FA Cup and 2 Carling Cup finals. I would let you off though as two of them were at Millenium Stadium Cardiff. #splittinghairs

Ibime:

5 FA Cup and 2 Carling Cup finals. I would let you off though as two of them were at Millenium Stadium Cardiff. #splittinghairs

You mean Drogba played/scored in 5 FA Cup finals? And you call yourself a Shekpe fan?

Forget hairs, your brain needs splitting!

Of course a mugu like you could misconstrue 7 goals in 7 finals as anything. According to you it may be goals in 5 finals. To another person, it could be hattrick in one game, and other sperate goals.

Ibime: Of course a mugu like you could misconstrue 7 goals in 7 finals as anything. According to you it may be goals in 5 finals. To another person, it could be hattrick in one game, and other sperate goals.

Are you Coogar in disguise? You make a monumental goof and instead of admitting your mistake you keep talking nonsense. Drogba has only PLAYED 4 FA Cup finals and 6 domestic cup finals in total. Now how do you explain the rubbish you are saying:

Ibime: 5 FA Cup and 2 Carling Cup finals. I would let you off though as two of them were at Millenium Stadium Cardiff. #splittinghairs

How come when DD is writing headlines (7 goals at 7 Wembley finals)

Now look in the mirror and tell me the person you see is not the phattest phool in the Milky Way

Hey man, thats what happens when you have numerous successes. . . you lose count! Im sure even DD has lost count of the amount of times he's ruined the FA Cup and other big nights. Now please tell us how many times RVP has featured prominently on such occassions. . . forget all this diversionary tactics.

Ibime: Hey man, thats what happens when you have numerous successes. . . you lose count! Im sure even DD has lost count of the amount of times he's ruined the FA Cup and other big nights. Now please tell us how many times RVP has featured prominently on such occassions. . . forget all this diversionary tactics.

Fuck All Cup / Milk Cup are not "big nights". . . Competitions managers use to blood youngsters and give squad members a run-out cannot possibly be big nights, though being the diving, cheating, injury-feigning scum he is I'm sure Drogba was over the moon to score (offside) against Arsenal's reserves(Hoyte, Trore, Walcott, Aliadiere etc).

On the actual big night in Moscow, Didier bottled it. After getting serially-raped by Vidic all night Drogba had to resort to assaulting the big Serb. Maybe if he was still on the field Chelsea's fate in the shoot-out wouldn't have been placed in the hands of a center-back!

Now come and tell us why Drogba has only scored 20+ goals twice after eight years at Chelsea. That's some hilarious shit right there!

ritchboy:
Now come and tell us why Drogba has only scored 20+ goals twice after eight years at Chelsea. That's some hilarious shit right there!

How many times has Van persie scored 20+ goals in a much longer time in the EPL

ritchboy:

Sure, goals win matches and RvP scores loads of em, in fact he scored two today and also scored in his last final. Whether or not Arsenal can defend those goals is another matter.

what's his last final?

Don't even bother calling: Bayern's Rummenigge ends Barcelona's interest in Alaba


Reports in Spain have stated that the European champions are readying a €12 million summer bid for the 19-year-old, but the Bundesliga giants have made it clear that they do not want to sell.

"We do not sell players, and certainly not David Alaba, who will play a major role in the future of Bayern. Barcelona can save the 20 cent phone charge to Munich," Rummenigge told Kurier.


Let them go to Arsenal and buy their players Bayern is not a selling club

Tb joshua is spoiling the final of the champions league for us o . Abeg make him prophecy say bayern win o .