Why is English such a difficult language to master? Why must it have too many words? Even the reverred 'masters' and 'experts' don't fully comprehend it! Then what should a simple everyday consumer of the English language like me do? Imagine this:

The bandage was wound around
the wound.

The farm was used to produce
produce.

The dump was so full that it had
to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish
furniture.

He could lead if he would get the
lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his
dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the
present, he thought it was time
to present the present.

At the army base a bass was
painted on the head of the bass
drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into
the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

They were too close to the door
to close it.

The buck does funny things
when the does are present.

The wind was too strong to
wind the sail.

I had to subject the subject to a
series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my
most intimate friend?

You park in a driveway, yet
drive on a parkway

Why do "fat chance" and "slim
chance" mean the same thing?

Why do "tug" boats push their
barges?

Why are they called "stands"
when they are made for sitting?

Why is it called "after dark" when
it's really "after light"?

That is a wise question. Man

Yeah, it is a real irksome question, but nobody seems to want answer the question!

English is a second language.

We Nigerians appears vry poor in english ,due 2 d fact dt Nigerians are used to speaking in pidgin