Mygoldie:

awww you know us women too well don't ya?

nice.one:


yeah sweet. you know it's very difficult to please you guys, even when we do our best you wouldn't admit we are trying, instead you would say we are ladizzzzzzzzzz we have to be pampered, cuddled, mollycoddled etc.

Mygoldie:





pampered,cuddled,mollycoddled isn't that too much??

Agluvs9ja:

If u start to dash her money u be 'ATM' if u dont u be 'super glue' . . . lol!.

nice.one:

WOMEN AND THEIR COMPLEXITIES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman; if you don’t kiss her you are not a man
If you praise her she thinks you are lying; if you don’t she feels you don’t appreciate her looks
If you agree to all her likes, you are weak; if you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often she feels it is boring; if you don’t she accuses you of double dating
If you are well dressed, she says you are a play boy; if you are not you are a dull boy
If you are jealous she says it’s bad; if you aren’t she thinks you don’t love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her; if you don’t she thinks you don’t love her.
If you are a minute late she complains it’s hard to wait; if she’s late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit other men, you are not putting in ‘quality time’; if she is visited by other women, it’s natural we are girls
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold; if you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her cross the road you are not a gentleman; if you do, she thinks it’s one of those men’s tactics for seduction
If you stare at other women she accuses you of flirting; if she is stared by other men, she says they are just admiring her
If she talks, she wants to be listened to; if you listen she wants you to talk

nice.one:

     Hi NL I just stumbled into this lil piece that really held me in rapt and I just decided to share it with you.
                                       WOMEN AND THEIR COMPLEXITIES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman; if you don’t kiss her you are not a man
If you praise her she thinks you are lying; if you don’t she feels you don’t appreciate   her looks
If you agree to all her likes, you are weak; if you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often she feels it is boring; if you don’t she accuses you of double dating
If you are well dressed, she says you are a play boy; if you are not you are a dull boy
If you are jealous she says it’s bad; if you aren’t she thinks you don’t love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her; if you don’t she thinks you don’t love her.
If you are a minute late she complains it’s hard to wait; if she’s late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit other men, you are not putting in ‘quality time’; if she is visited by other women, it’s natural we are girls
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold; if you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her cross the road you are not a gentleman; if you do, she thinks it’s one of those men’s tactics for seduction
If you stare at other women she accuses you of flirting; if she is stared by other men, she says they are just admiring her
If she talks, she wants to be listened to; if you listen she wants you to talk

In short women are so simple yet so complex; so weak yet so powerful; so confused yet so wonderful
 
WHO CAN EVER UNDERSTAND THEM?

Guys, I know that there are more stereotypical complexities associated with our women. feel free to bring them on.
For the ladies, I know we guys also have our own intricacies, you are also obliged to bring them on.
Cheers!

 

Agluvs9ja:

If u start to dash her money u be 'ATM' if u dont u be 'super glue' . . . lol!.

nice.one:

     Hi NL I just stumbled into this lil piece that really held me in rapt and I just decided to share it with you.
                                       WOMEN AND THEIR COMPLEXITIES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman; if you don’t kiss her you are not a man
If you praise her she thinks you are lying; if you don’t she feels you don’t appreciate   her looks
If you agree to all her likes, you are weak; if you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often she feels it is boring; if you don’t she accuses you of double dating
If you are well dressed, she says you are a play boy; if you are not you are a dull boy
If you are jealous she says it’s bad; if you aren’t she thinks you don’t love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her; if you don’t she thinks you don’t love her.
If you are a minute late she complains it’s hard to wait; if she’s late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit other men, you are not putting in ‘quality time’; if she is visited by other women, it’s natural we are girls
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold; if you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her cross the road you are not a gentleman; if you do, she thinks it’s one of those men’s tactics for seduction
If you stare at other women she accuses you of flirting; if she is stared by other men, she says they are just admiring her
If she talks, she wants to be listened to; if you listen she wants you to talk

In short women are so simple yet so complex; so weak yet so powerful; so confused yet so wonderful
 
WHO CAN EVER UNDERSTAND THEM?

Guys, I know that there are more stereotypical complexities associated with our women. feel free to bring them on.
For the ladies, I know we guys also have our own intricacies, you are also obliged to bring them on.
Cheers!

Crown Prince:

If you shine a lady condo regularly,she says u r a s*e*x maniac,if u dont,u are sleeping out