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Romance Joke by ds700(m): 7:15am On Oct 27, 2010
A 9ja boy in Europe called his mum & told her dat he just contacted HIV-AIDS. His mother knelt down & started begging him not to ever come back home, He simply asked why & his mum said, if you come back, ur wife go get HIV too, she go pass am to John, your younger broda. If John get am, dat means our house girl don get am, she self go pass am to ur papa, this means I go get am too. As I get am so, our driver don get, n thru Mike our driver, ur sister don get am.

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Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 7:20am On Oct 27, 2010
Teacher: John, If u have 12 chocolates & u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE & 4 to ROMA then what will u get? JOHN: 3 new Girlfriends.
Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2010
Husband and wife meets in heaven. Wife says: we are finally together again, husband says: woman, I'm free, the deal was till death do us part. cheii!
Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2010
A boy takes a girl 4 a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters etc. Boy asks: "Do you eat like this at ur mom's house?Girl says: "No! because my mom doesn't plan to Bleep me later.

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Re: Romance Joke by CArt(m): 12:42pm On Oct 28, 2010
I love the third one.That was a good response.
Re: Romance Joke by Ben13: 10:20am On Oct 29, 2010
Good jokes. . . cheesy
Re: Romance Joke by EfemenaXY: 11:03am On Oct 29, 2010
seen the 1st joke only a short while ago

BUT

the rest are cool!! cheesy cheesy

Nice 1 Ds700, give us more of 'em pls. . .
Re: Romance Joke by dani1luv: 10:24pm On Oct 29, 2010
Nice jokes here. .

Lemme add this to the Library cheesy
Re: Romance Joke by KDK(m): 7:52am On Oct 30, 2010
nice joke
Re: Romance Joke by jamace(m): 2:17pm On Oct 30, 2010
Luvly jokes. cheesy cheesy
Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 10:56pm On Nov 14, 2010
Parrot swallowed viagra. Disgusted owner put it in the freezer 2 cool off. Later,owner opened freezer n found parrot sweating profusely-He asked,"How come you are sweating?" Parrot replied "Do you know how fucking hard it is 2 open d legs of a frozen chicken?! "

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Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 10:57pm On Nov 14, 2010
an igbo man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. the nigerian police saw him and wanted to make some money of him so they challenged him."where u dey carry dat tin go?trust an igbo man."i no like the place where dem bury me so i dey try relocate"omo police no wait o!!see running,

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Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 10:59pm On Nov 14, 2010
A guy wanted 2 have sex wit a girl bt he was ashamed of his small dick so he put off d light, dey started wit kissing and all dat, den he put his dick in her hand, quickly she said2 him: No tanks I don't smoke cigarette! Lwbmdh, Good night Peeps
Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 11:00pm On Nov 14, 2010
get this particular restaurant wey i dey always chop for Port harcourt, e get one oyinbo wey dey always com chop there too. any time wey dis oyinbo chop finish he go shout "Hey, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout, i decide to chop wetin the oyinbo dey always chop so i go shout too. When i reach there the next day i order wetin the man dey always chop, them tell me say na chicken and red wine so i chop am i no shout, i collect extra plate i no still shout,na then i just vex so i ask for my bill,the waiter tell me say one plate of chicken na N30,000 and red wine na N15,000 then the extra plate na N20,000 na then i shout heyyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 11:02pm On Nov 14, 2010
Husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent Ekaette home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear, my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom. The wife promptly dashed along the along the corridor, up the back
stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently,
He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on top of her. When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light.
"No madam, said d gardener
Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 11:03pm On Nov 14, 2010
Doctors recommend that men reduce the risk of getting diabetes by having their dick sucked. It is said that regular sucking of the dick lowers the sweetness level that tends to build up in the penis area. The dick must be sucked as often as the sweetness level rises. Help men fight diabetes today. WOMen; do your part, and suck a dick now!! This message is from the Ministry of Health 'IN THE FIGHT AGAINST DIABETES'

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Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 11:04pm On Nov 14, 2010
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied:“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
Re: Romance Joke by ds700(m): 11:06pm On Nov 14, 2010
‎2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like?Santa: She is 5'7?, 36-24-36 sexy figure,fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours,
Re: Romance Joke by 3RNEST(m): 12:23am On Nov 15, 2010
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Re: Romance Joke by 3RNEST(m): 12:27am On Nov 15, 2010
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