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Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:09pm On Oct 28, 2010
[size=14pt] Agent Cody Banks aka Vic2k3 was sent on a mission to unravel these criminals presently on the loose. Vic2k3 we love u and wish u safe return on your mission [/size]

Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:12pm On Oct 28, 2010
File No: 005
Name: Studio CFR
Code name: Stud no offeince
Age: N/L (guess 1000yrs)
Height: Midget
Planet of origin: Unknown
Specialty: Undercover Despoiling
Caution: Don’t befriend
Weapon: Jokes

Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:15pm On Oct 28, 2010
File No: 001
Name: Ben10
Code name: Thread locker
Age: Unknown
Height: Unknown too
Planet of origin: Mercury
Specialty: Stealing of pants and boxers
Weapon: locker
Caution: Be friendly and don’t allow him to visit

Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 2:02pm On Oct 28, 2010
File No: 004
Name: Idowuogbo
Code name: Ido honey
Age: N/L (guess 1000yrs)
Height: Midget
Planet of origin: Unknown
Specialty: Undercover Despoiler
Caution: Don’t befriend
Weapon: The tongue

Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 2:04pm On Oct 28, 2010
File No: 002
Name: Efemena_xy
Code Name: Teddy Bear
Age: 730 light years
Height:5’6”
Planet of origin: Earth
Specialty: Destroyer of men’s race
Caution: Don’t allow her to say hello or look into ur eyes
Weapon: Mind bug (Sticks to ur thinking and makes to make mistakes

Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 2:06pm On Oct 28, 2010
File no: 003
Name: Cynthoney
Code: Hardy
Age:820 years
Height:5’
Planet of origin: Mars
Specialty: Same as Efe
Caution: Don’t disrespect
Weapon: Hip lock (when una don dey wink she go lock, no shaking)

NO DEFINED PICTURE
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 2:07pm On Oct 28, 2010

File No: 005

Name: Tanimz
Age: N/L (guess 5yrs)
Height: Unknown
Planet of origin: Juipter
Specialty: Dehumanizes and makes people have low esteem
Caution: Jxt stroll by
Weapon: Same as Idowuogbo

Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 2:40pm On Oct 28, 2010
Mtcheew
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by CArt(m): 3:06pm On Oct 28, 2010
What is Mtcheew?
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 3:29pm On Oct 28, 2010
Odunnu u get critical problem jor angry
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 3:48pm On Oct 28, 2010
And you?shey na analytical solution you get?
Dress back jwor,no pour me spit again
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 3:49pm On Oct 28, 2010
Instead wey u go hapi say na only mtchewww i give u for time wasted,u get mouth to speak bekee

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Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 4:33pm On Oct 28, 2010
Odunnu u no happy say person like me dey pour spit for ur face. Abeg no try triple post while responding sha wink
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 6:04pm On Oct 28, 2010
If I triple post 4u,na because you dull and I want my msg to sink in.
Oya,dress dress dress dey go back.
Mtchewww
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 7:55pm On Oct 28, 2010
Lol what if i don't grin grin . U go push me or what? U hve to do it(ask me to move outta ur way) amicably or . . . . . . Or I wont wink
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by dammizz(m): 7:59pm On Oct 28, 2010
tschewww, bones has succeeded in wasting ma 5 mins but u r not 2 blame though, @ least u begged me not 2 open d damn thread but I did. Better get back 2 kuvukiland, tschewww
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 8:01pm On Oct 28, 2010
I don comot there tey tey,u stil dey dey make noise. Oshi
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 8:29pm On Oct 28, 2010
Oya Odunnu e don do. No post again b4 . . . . .
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 12:16am On Oct 29, 2010
<gigglez uncontrollably!>

Hey!!

Nice Jokes! I like 'em all!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by tanimz(f): 2:33am On Oct 29, 2010
Mr.Bones:


File No: 005

Name: Tanimz
Age: N/L (guess 5yrs)
Height: Unknown
Planet of origin: Juipter
Specialty: Dehumanizes and makes people have low esteem
Caution: Jxt stroll by
Weapon: Same as Idowuogbo


Laff wan kill me! grin grin

Where did you get your information from? The only thing you got right was my name. tongue tongue

Shame on you, Mr.Bones! Shame on you! grin grin
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 12:02pm On Oct 29, 2010
Mr.Bones:

File No: 002
Name: Efemena_xy
Code Name: Teddy Bear
Age: 730 light years
Height:5’6”
Planet of origin: Earth
Specialty: Destroyer of men’s race  cheesy cheesy
Caution: Don’t allow her to say hello or look into your eyes  wink wink
Weapon: Mind bug (Sticks to your thinking and makes to make mistakes cool cool
 
I am truly flattered vicks  grin grin grin
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:01pm On Oct 29, 2010
I guess ur right height abi? wink wink
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:09pm On Oct 29, 2010
^^Nope - but I love to induldge you sha tongue tongue tongue
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:16pm On Oct 29, 2010
Lol @guess(i meant guessed) cheesy cheesy. Indulge me as in? wink tongue
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:19pm On Oct 29, 2010
don't get ahead of yourself with me

go settle your quarell with ID

she's ma friend too u know. . .
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:23pm On Oct 29, 2010
Me quarrel wif that breastless human being ? shocked shocked shocked God forbid **circles hand over and snaps the finger** Tufiakwa!! cool
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:32pm On Oct 29, 2010
<sighs>

if u can talk about her like that, then I guess it's just a matter of time b/4 u go begin talk about Efe like that too undecided undecided

abi?? sad
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:39pm On Oct 29, 2010
Whatevs. I'm jxt tired and not in the mood(been busy all night tru morning). U can say all u want, do all u want and sigh all u want. cool cool
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:43pm On Oct 29, 2010
tut, tut, tut

go sleep man!! grin grin grin

I sure say manga go pay u dis tym
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:46pm On Oct 29, 2010
Maga not manga. Not ma type of biz(eventhough i'm been tempted by buddies and circumstances). Thats ur theory i guess. U know one thing, i'm blessed wif the power of prediction(i'm not bragging either). So . . . NVM
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:54pm On Oct 29, 2010
okay, I hear you

now go 'n rest pls

seeing as you've been er. . .programming all night (on your phone)

tongue tongue tongue
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:58pm On Oct 29, 2010
Sorry i lied sha(in the morning). I was @ . . . . . **runs off to have . . . . **

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