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A Nigerian Man Turn Zulus: Veeeeeeeery Funny by geolabious(m): 4:42pm On Nov 11, 2010
An airplane was flying over the united states in the night, And the pilot says "ladies and gentlemen"we are losing altitude and we must throw out anything in the cabin,  The plane continues to descend despite everything being thrown out,  And then the pilot says again "the plane is still loosing altitude and we have to throw out some people,  There is a big gasp from the passengers, so the pilot says "so to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order" So, A, any Africans onboard,  No one moves,  , B, any Blacks on board,  No one moves,  , C, any Coloureds onboard,  Still no one moves,  , D, any Darkies onboard,  No one moves, A little Nigerian boy asks his  dad "dad what are we" And the dad answered "son tonight we are ZULUS",

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Re: A Nigerian Man Turn Zulus: Veeeeeeeery Funny by Ben13: 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2010
The only difference from the previous ones we've read is the text font. More, pls. . . cheesy
Re: A Nigerian Man Turn Zulus: Veeeeeeeery Funny by segzicres(m): 5:26pm On Nov 11, 2010
nice one
Re: A Nigerian Man Turn Zulus: Veeeeeeeery Funny by sulad82i(m): 5:56pm On Nov 11, 2010
I guess the pilot is racist
Re: A Nigerian Man Turn Zulus: Veeeeeeeery Funny by StudioCFR(m): 11:46pm On Nov 11, 2010
Where is the joke?
Re: A Nigerian Man Turn Zulus: Veeeeeeeery Funny by Nobody: 11:51am On Nov 12, 2010
grin grin grin grin
i guess i will always remember this and laugh out loud
Re: A Nigerian Man Turn Zulus: Veeeeeeeery Funny by EfemenaXY: 10:28pm On Nov 14, 2010
Ben-10:

The only difference from the previous ones we've read is the text font. More, pls. . . cheesy

yeah, seen it b/4 too - but it really made me laugh out grin grin

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