Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment


The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

. . . . . . . . . . and the biatch wants to sue his estate for child support?! rotflmao, yeah right!!!!
she has absolutely no ground to stand on as it was a clear case of R A P E!!!!!!

Is that even clinically possible?

A dead man having and erection? Hmmmmmn!

NL don Côme again with strange story

I no fit laugh o. Move this to the joke section pls

Ujujoan:

Is that even clinically possible?

A dead man having and erection? Hmmmmmn!

I think its possible,sumtin called[i] priapism[/i] (angel-lust) but then getting a dead man "cu.m" is what i dont understand 
@Thread,weird,sick and strange.

Indeed this should go to the joke section

hmmmmmmmmmmm am made in confusional conference

laughing and coughing hey una no go kill person

A grave matter indeed.

^^^ ;d

I dont understand how a dead man can c.um But Poor dead man may his soul rest in peace. People are just sick.

the man was pretending to be dead. Nice move old man.

Hmmm

***the strength of a woman***

latogng:

Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment


The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man come.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have intimacy with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to heavenly feeling after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheheheheheeh Laff Wan Kill Me Die oooooooooooo

she can sue,trust me she will only get the GRAVE! Lol!
When u r dead ur heart stops beating
When ur heart stops beating blood stops pumping
When blood stops pumping u dnt get blood circulation
When u dnt get blood circulation u cnt and i repeat u cnt have an erection
When u cnt have erection u cnt ejaculate
And when u dnt ejaculate u cnt impregnate!
Ur story no coordinate so u beta maintain.
Peace out.

harakiri:

Hmmm

***the strength of a woman***

***never underestimate it***

orgasm:

she can sue,trust me she will only get the GRAVE! Lol!
When u r dead your heart stops beating
When your heart stops beating blood stops pumping
When blood stops pumping u dnt get blood circulation
When u dnt get blood circulation u cnt and i repeat u cnt have an erection
When u cnt have erection u cnt expel
And when u dnt expel u cnt impregnate!
your story no coordinate so u beta maintain.
Peace out.

Not true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
The phenomenon has been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the noose.[3] Spinal cord injuries are known to be associated with priapism.[4] Injuries to the cerebellum or spinal cord are often associated with priapism in living patients.[2]

Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women. In women, the labia and clitoris will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina. In men, "a more or less complete state of erection of the penis, with discharge of urine, mucus or prostatic fluid is a frequent occurrence , present in one case in three." Other causes of death may also result in these effects, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, and violent death by poisoning. A postmortem priapism is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.[5]

@ topic

sorry, but the piece is fictional.

Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis.  With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2


http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp



its called necrophilia and is a mental disorder.

This has got to be one of the most bizzare stories i've ever read. The woman's claim can easily be discredited with simple a DNA test.

i doubt if this story is true

I have seen it all on nairaland a man marry his dog, a woman donate all her money to her dog, an Indian lady marry a snake, a swimming pool impregnates a girl, a woman fall in luv with a ghost, etc but this is the weirdest of them all.

This is a big FAT joke

kokoye:

the man was pretending to be dead. Nice move old man.

Nice one.
Anything is possible in Okija I tellya.

Oboy see white lie,but if this story actually happened then that woman is just looking for where to dig gold.child support ko childless encouragement ni.

Nairaland is really inspiring fake writers like me , Another mith , Washing a lifeless body and all of a sudden d dude's d-i-c-k is hard and erected, All the women could think of is to bounce her women-thing (k-i-t-t-y) on it ,and of a sudden from no where the dead d-i-c-k produces fertile s-p-e-r-m , Thumbs up to that dead old man atleast his d-i-c-k could still function after death, I thought it was only in naija that this stories eruptes, White men also believes in super story.!

LWKMD!!! I give the woman props sha! she was able to draw life from a dead limb

ridiculous

naaaa lie oooooooo