Lagos city is a mega city

We are the best of all its the big boys city

Lagos city is full of effizy like the chocolate city we got the queen of effizy like the new york city

We got the AJC we got the VGC we got everyhing you need

We are the VIP. Lagos my Lagos the home for the mayor

standing ovation i give to my Lagos

My dedication i pay my taxes, some says its tasking

We can see it shinning, super flying

Lagos is classic it is the best place

You can try it no one can stand it

We got the majic super sonic

Like the element in you super sonic

Look at the beaches we give you big treat

Check out my CD im the best in this Bizness

I got my Logo , i flaunt my logo

Thats why every where i go they call me Doodo

My baby say dont go of course i cant go

I got Lagos on my side every boduy say Gogo

I've got so much paper people call me the mail
I trap all other rappers you can say I'm a jail
I just flow for fun forget cash or fame
Therwag I must say I don't know why you came
You're always spitting flows without a direction
If I was your teacher men I'd give you detention
And juicy girl I see your cup has run dry
Next time make sure you pour more five alive

Im breaking out of the limit

Im telling you to free me

Cos im in a lot of confusion i pray to God

Our leaders delibrating on the plans to rob

Our ladies prostituting cos they got no choice

Give us a job or make us self employed

This is the prayer that i say when im up in church

No work no pay that all because our love is lost

I can tell you the way but you got to trust

Only prayer and faith can build us up

Different things happening no one to talk

They are afraid of what will happen if their hope is cut

Keep up the light come on let the darkness die

We got hope you need hope all we need is one more try

Life Is So Short, And Death Is So Long
Very Little's Right, The Rest Is So Wrong
I Don't Wanna Blink, I Keep My Eyes Open
Treachery's Afoot, Deep Lies Woven
Vile As Whole, I'm Dark And A Downer
Were Fish Out The Tank, Startin To Flounder
In A New Element, All Of Its Irrelevant
I Don't Trust The Government And Doubt Our Intelligence
We're Socialy Insane, Focused On The Pain
They Say Time Heals All But I Ain't Noticed Any Change
Same 'ol Thing, Just Another Day
We Don't Solve Our Problem We Jus Run Away
Gloomy And Morbid, A Sculpture Remain Nameless
Growin Up Outcasted In A Culture Full Of Brainless
Zombies All Around, Fall Into The Deep End
Lyin' In A Dream, All Of Us Are Sleepin'

my speach is killing em'
ripping their superstecions as i invision
a mission where my incision blows these rappers into millions
cervillions winessing rap demolition lyrics as ammunition
politicians should give rap a definition
of a teenager killing the positions
of opposition musicians with recognition
when they have no lyrical ambition
im a synical appasition of a miracle rapmatician
typical serial cat
clinical lyrical stats
every syllable in raps
catergorising
fact with fiction

"Oh dear.. That's not very nice," said Dorothy.

Owp! SssssSsssh playa, what the f*uck was that!?
Ya heard right nigga b!!tches, the Queen is back.
I make it rain everyday, ya niggas bouce checks,
I'ma pocadotted rainbow, ya niggas, just specks.
I play harder than the hardest, spit venom like a snake,
Every verse starts ya burial, C-ya at the wake!!!!
It aint hard bein' hot when ya niggas luke warm,
You jus p*ussy bumble bees, Queen Bee got the swarm.
I been gone a long time but I'm back on the grind,
Gotta bag full rhymes, and beats on the mind.
I dare u ma fuckas to step up to the plate,
I'll bust ya base balls on the first f*uckin date.
I only try once cuz it flows in two's.

Sober people are boring. Only boring people feel sober. Only sober people feel bored. Boring people are boring and sober people are sober.. Can't be that bad being bored.

THE VERDICT

BATTLE OF BABYGAT VS JUICYGAL

BABYGAT


style 7 lyrical awareness 6
content 5 attack on opponent 4
humour 3
metaphor 7

Total 32/60

JUICYGAL


style 7 lyrical awareness 5
content 8 attack on opponent 6
humour 6
metaphor 5

Total 38/50

JUICYGAL ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND

THERWAG VS HURWON9JA


HURWON9JA


style 6 lyrical awareness 6
content 4 attack on opponent 9
humour 5
metaphor 7

Total 37/60

THERWAG


style 7 lyrical awareness 5
content 8 attack on opponent 3
humour 5
metaphor 5


Total 33/60

HURWON9JA ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND

TWIST

Becasue of Fatfish's late inclusion, there will be a three way battle between babygat, therwag and fatfish to determine who will joing juicygal and hurwons 9ja in da final.

This does mean that the final will be a three way battle between juicygal hurwons9ja and whoever wins between babygat therwag and fatfish.

The person to make the final will be decided by juicygal hurwons9ja and ur host J UNIT, please note, same criteria for judging applies, this includes the new content of ATTACK ON OPPONENT.

lyrics that are deemed to be pirated will be banned and any contestant who uses copied lyrics will automatically get a score of 0 so make sure you are original.

JUICYGAL AND HURWONS 9JA, BE READY TO JUDGE AFTER ALL THREE HAVE DROPPED THEIR LINES.

The person to go to the next round will be he artist who has the highest aggregate score.

MAY THE BATTLES BEGIN, FATFISH THERWAG AND BABYGAT, THE SPOTRLIGHT IS ON YOU,

huowons9ja, and fatfish and babygat listen up


Im a world class guy The best of its kind

But you are a world class fool a real big fool

You've been tripping lately Im tired of you

Trying to woo my content and my girlfriend too

Thank God she is faithful too

You said you've been long in this game

Let me teach you the game

without the player no game

thats why i got the best lyrical stage

What do you want me to do

I got my game you got no brain

I will beat you with a Cain

You will shout like baby baby hold me

When im wrong you cant scold me

You cant play on my right not to talk of take my life

You motherfucking asshole

A nigga gansta like Asewo

I know you dont like me cos i diss you

If you reply im gonna beat you

I will never you but with my rap i will forever diss you

@thweraja10,
Hhhmmm i'm an inspiration to the game, you're after the fact
we can battle even though i don't usually spit after the wack
i hope nobody's not upset about me beatin you so soon
but you're a pre-school rapper i had to put you to sleep by noon
you're just a waste of space on NL no one acknowleges your existence
you flow like fat people running, ya lyrics cant go the distance
this is a head on collision and i'm running right through you
you couldn't see me in the street dog i'm gunnin right through you
my son will write through you, get what i mean
your girl will have you raisin what i seeded and you call her your queen
my rhymes are on display, i'm the Mona Lisa priceless
you gotta speak up, cause its soundin like ya mic slipped (mic-holder still holdin his lol)
do it like your girlfriend does, no tight lips
your Ken Jennings, your fame is in jeopardy
i will take you and your game out seperately
when i'm done you fall apart like leprosy
pick you up and do it again, dont mess with me

juicygal, no need to battle, u are safely thru to the final, you are a judge, no need to attack the person you ll be judging, safe your battles for the finals

let me know wen , cuz juicegirl can't wait any longer.

Can I join d contest ? Cause I believe am the best.

Wow im waiting , where are the other contestants. Are they short of rap,

Rapping is my joy
Thats why am a big boy
I never play with toy
I play like Van Nisteelroy
I recoil my word and never make mistake
I take oil and partake in eating cake
When I throw the coin it rings like it wanna boil
When I play ball it drops to the soil
Any body who annoys me
I'll use my voice 2 make noise

Rapping makes my day
When I lay on my waist.
There's always pain
But I always look straight and wait
For God's time cause it never fail
My rap kill like raid
I always get fame everytime I play
I pop a bottle of champagne in my campaign in Ukraine.
So don't say am insane whe u see me in flame.
I never blame anyone
cause am on top of my game

Rapping is like gamble
I make it flow like I don't struggle
I jerk it hard like I don't huzzle
People hear it like they are in the jungle.
Me and my fans are like two of a kind dat tangle
I always bubble and never get to fumble.
I win it double.
I don't give a poo whether anybody rumble with me.

@ babygat, because of ur late entry, u have been disqualified.

@DJDEJI, SORRY TOO LATE TO JOIN.

juicygirl and hurwons 9ja u can judge nw, pls judge before the end of today,

fatfish or therwag, make ur votes NOW

J Unit nice Judgement there. So lets hear you final view the other judges.

Am doing my job
in the name of God
any jjc who want to spoil my job
will recivce the hammer of god
not in ju but ja

i dont get it, who do i judge?

@ juicygal, look at last raps of fatfish and therwag, wu is better, use da same judging criterai as i used.

Juicy Girl its like you dont understand, for now you have been made a judge to judge between me and fatfish. Whoever wins out of us will battle you. Ok SO Juicy girl we are waiting for your judgement. thanks.

while we wait for jicygal, heres my verdict

FATFISH

style 5 lyrical awareness 6
content 5 attack on opponent 5
humour 6
metaphor 5

TOTAL 32/60

THERWAG

style 7 lyrical awareness 6
content 5 attack on opponent 8
humour 6
metaphor 6

TOTAL 38/60

BASED ON MY VOTES, THERWAG WINS.

IF JUICYGALS SCORE AND MY VERDICT IN AGGREGATE IS THE HIGHEST, THEN THERWAG WILL ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND.

THERWAG

style Excellent lyrical awareness Good
content Good attack on opponent Excellent
humour Excellent
metaphor Fair


FATFISH

style Fair lyrical awareness Poor
content Fair attack on opponent Poor
humour Fair
metaphor Poor

congratulations THERWAG

FATFISH Disqualified.

Juicy girl nice one there. So J Unit what next?

THE FINAL IS HERE

THERWAG VS JUICYGAL VS HURWONS9JA

BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE, REMEMBER TO ATTACK OPPONENTS, INCLUDE HUMOR.

MAY THE SICKEST RAPPER WIN,

IF U DONT PUT IN UR LINES ON TIME U MAY BE DSIQUALIFIED

Im invisible look through me its visible

HURWONS9JA You can count on me like how the people count money

Juicy gurl says she loves me but she dont even know me

Im not a player Juicy girl all you need is prayer

Im a big boy HURWONS9JA wanna make me a bad boy

Im a fine boy even Juicy girl call me young blood

Im coded more than HURWONS9JA im blended

I said im a born again i live my life for Christ sake

Juicy girl is a run away thats why ran away

And i told her not to come again

I got a good look go check me out on facebook

I got a fine face your boy friend can never be my ex date

You wanna dare me juicy girl do not dare me

You always wanted i will make you forever wanted

I love this competition cos im a Naija boy

I do this for the street cos that's a Naija song

cos i was made in Nigeria produced in this Area

Juicy girl and HURWONS9JA are sold out

Cos im the soldier that make them always sell out

Cos im the hero of adventure, the Royal Ambassador

The Gladiator the Knight always fighting for your right

HURWONS9JA try to run from left to right I take him off the sky

Im a compatriot, your companion

I make juicy girl and HURWONS9JA a commotion

I do this for my Nairaland, cos this is my coutry land

I just want all you guys to understand its only J Unit that can comprehend

f*** this
im here to diss
your queers can listen
well im double fistin your ears pissin in your mouth
do here what im sayin i come from the south
when im sprayin the alphabet
layin it down not neglecting the facts
i commit negative acts
thweraja10 you wont be able to live when i cripple your back
as vicous as a pitbull ,ytz
no u dont know me
im known localy
im going to choke you till there no life left in the
i left a knife in your knee
well your wifes humping me
if you wanna trifle with me
it will be like jumpin off the eifel tower
i can see you cowar you coward your not a man
i got a plan lets see if you understand
you wont breath when your under the land
with gasoline i stand candle in my hand and lighter
im a rap writer your a biter i have the insight to fight with my heart
dont start with me cause see you have to be smart
someone who doesnt still by clothes at k-mart
my blows leave my opponents retarded
im omnipetent its evident i leave you brain parted
i make rain turn to fire
i burn you with pure desire
now are you sure you were the best
in a perfect world there is no contest
you dont have to try to suceed
im gonna make you die and bleed
your a fake you cant even read
i feed a stake to your eusophagus
which takes you to a circophagus
you f*aggs dont understand when i bust i muster all my strength
and you wonder why i go at length
your thunder im lightning which is more frightning
despite the things you say i think your gay you take it in the rear you say it was cause of the beer but its cause your queer illiterites fear my sh!it when they hear it they always try and mirror it well here this is it im done my buisness time to get out this ryhme b4 i diss you blind if you listen youll find i left the rest behind im the best cause my mind is intertwined
with a mental infestation for your information i break through your dental without hesitation if there was a classification for me it be a rap masturbation mc for the duration of your life youll be wondering if your cifes were even half as good i'll laugh cause you should already know im deadly and u just blow this is it for now i must go.

Ha! HURWONS9JA w're d fucck are you?
I remember the time when I broke your wrist
You ran off and cried in the mist
You may not admit it but I insist
Hello face meet my fist
I'm a n00b standing out in the crowd
Shoutin out my lyrics nice and loud
This lil' rap battle aint just a game
You have to put power you have to aim
I know what i'm doing I aint just rhyming
And i'm reminding
While you are sitting there helpless I snipe from above
I pull the trigger with no love
Quit hiding come out of the house
I'm like a cat and your like the mouse
Except this ain't like tom and jerry
it's gonna be the opposite i'll eat you like a berry
You wanna see something funny just look at your face
The president almost kissed you but your looks hit him like a mace
he took one look he took a breath and fainted
9JA man, your face is tainted
all you little fools with your little half-rhymes
i'd prefer much more if you were just mimes
you wouldn't speak you'd just act out
pretending your trapped in a water spout

Juicy girl Im better than you cos you are worser than HURWONS9JA
Im a nice Rap MC you are just an apple girl Juicy
I dont really like your sour juice i'll prefer you get me the real juice
Im the finest im the greatest if you shout too much i will give you silence
Im the best above the rest cos lyrically im blessed and no man can curse
I rap the mic makes me a rapper but juicy girl cant cant even wrap her cloth
Now we see the ass behind the wrapper
Cos im so coded, like like the juice from the fridge im really blended
Juicy girl im tired of your lame rhyme pls gimme a nice rhyme
Cos im moving out for summer i got no time for fake rappers
Cos all other rappers are sold out and knocked down by my rhymes like a trailer
coming from the center check out my profile i got too much credit to my hand badge
Juicy girl you got no standerd i will knock you out before the end time
HURWONS9JA is disqualified thats makes me the best i got the top mic